The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”
Then, the next person posts a reason to make the action seem like a deed of good will, such as: “I robbed a bank and… Because the money was all counterfeit and would’ve destroyed the economy if you didn’t intervene!” Then they post their action and so on.
I’ll start, I tore out all the flowers from my neighbors lawn.
Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
Because A Good Persons is actually a horrible business man named Al G. Persons, as you could tell from me not saying "person's", and instead saying persons.
I did kill several orphans. With arson. Every day.
Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
*Bro you can't do that. FG:23632:1:1:1: The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”*
*Bro you can't do that. FG:23632:1:1:1: The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”*
*Grr*
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Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
Because the plane was going to crash (into a mountain) and the exit doors were stuck, so you valiantly chaperoned everybody out of the window to safety while you died in the plane.
I licked the lids of all the sports Gatorade bottles in the Sinclair gas station.
The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”
Then, the next person posts a reason to make the action seem like a deed of good will, such as: “I robbed a bank and… Because the money was all counterfeit and would’ve destroyed the economy if you didn’t intervene!” Then they post their action and so on.
I’ll start, I tore out all the flowers from my neighbors lawn.
…and his brother loved worms.
Because they were harmful to the region’s ecosystem!
I stayed up for forty-eight hours straight.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
Because you were busy fighting crime!
I shaved an old man’s beard off in his sleep.
…and his brother loved worms.
Because it was strangling him!
I detonated a nuclear bomb in Minecraft
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
Extended sig: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=438
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
To clear out the last remnants of an inexplicably evil Pillager empire.
I welded a child’s foot to a 12 foot long steel pipe.
…and his brother loved worms.
So they could get the stilts they always wanted
I stabbed a good persons eyes out!
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
Because A Good Persons is actually a horrible business man named Al G. Persons, as you could tell from me not saying "person's", and instead saying persons.
I did kill several orphans. With arson. Every day.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Because they were evil!
I killed someone because they were a good person
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
*Bro you can't do that. FG:23632:1:1:1: The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Grr*
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
Yeah that’s ok, we’ll just restart
I flooded the city of Providence, Rhode Island with molten cheese.
…and his brother loved worms.
Because the government was trying to use it to exert their power, and basically force people into service without payment.
I, without a car, did 57.48 hit and runs somehow before committing grand theft auto.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Because you had to eliminate the Evil Psanish Mafia and reclaim their pet Mercedes.
I melted an ostrich whole.
…and his brother loved worms.
Because it was going to eat 50 innocent people!
I took all the pokemon cards from a shop.
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
Extended sig: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=438
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
Because they had evil government tracking devices in them!
I slammed a door in an old lady’s face.
…and his brother loved worms.
Because she was about to break someone out of jail!
I broke a window while on a plane
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
Extended sig: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=438
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
Because the plane was going to crash (into a mountain) and the exit doors were stuck, so you valiantly chaperoned everybody out of the window to safety while you died in the plane.
I licked the lids of all the sports Gatorade bottles in the Sinclair gas station.
…and his brother loved worms.
To test if they were poisonous!
I crashed a cruise ship into an oil tanker in a marine reserve
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
Extended sig: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=438
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
Because the marine reserve was full of invasive alien species..? Idk that’s kinda terrible either way.
I burnt down every tree in the Amazon rainforest
…and his brother loved worms.
To stop the loggers! (Terrible regardless)
I set fire to a gas station
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
Extended sig: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=438
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment