Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Threadand the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed. Pronouns: They/It
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Threadand the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed. Pronouns: They/It
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
My question is right there in the post, its "how long will we have Paris". Also, I'm not a he, my pronouns are They/It
By continuously pulling water in from its surroundings, a water dragon can shoot water until it becomes sore
How do I turn a squishmallow into a piece of weaponry in an emergency
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Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Threadand the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed. Pronouns: They/It
You breathe by subconciously expanding or contracting (yes I am aware that muscles don't work like that but I don't have time to get into it) the muscles in/around two fleshy bags in your chest called lungs. These connect to a tube that goes up your neck into your mouth, called a throat. However, if you become actually aware of the fat that your are breathing, you have to breathe manually because it no longer happens subconciously.
How do I make Tumblr worse
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Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Threadand the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed. Pronouns: They/It
I believe so, due to God creating us in his image. If he has sentient species on other planets, why wouldn't he create them in his image too?
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
(Hey! Fellow Christian!)
Is the ocean a soup or a stew?
I am Lord Lupinius Voor of the dark races, long live my reign!
The ocean is a stew. It is filled with meat and vegetables.
What would happen if we gifted a random celebrity a new set of shower curtains, but filled the box with termites?
You would probably get arrested
How many volts of electricity could be produced if the song Bad Apple was amplified from 20 speakers (at 1000 decibels) into a conversion device
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
Enough to overload the voltage system of NYC.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
How long will we have Paris?
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
What’s your question?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...he forgot
HOW DOES A WATER SHOOTING DRAGON SHOOT MORE WATER THAN ITS OWN MASS
My question is right there in the post, its "how long will we have Paris". Also, I'm not a he, my pronouns are They/It
By continuously pulling water in from its surroundings, a water dragon can shoot water until it becomes sore
How do I turn a squishmallow into a piece of weaponry in an emergency
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
You chuck it as hard as possible.
How do I breathe?
You breathe by subconciously expanding or contracting (yes I am aware that muscles don't work like that but I don't have time to get into it) the muscles in/around two fleshy bags in your chest called lungs. These connect to a tube that goes up your neck into your mouth, called a throat. However, if you become actually aware of the fat that your are breathing, you have to breathe manually because it no longer happens subconciously.
How do I make Tumblr worse
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
With the power of bidoof (the best god) and NESS deltarune (hire David bazooka as the ceo)
Here's here. He's there, he's everywhere, who you gonna call?