Halfling. Lucky is invaluable, being short is underrated, and I would walk around barefoot to be a hobbit. Aarakocra are excluded from a lot of games too.
Would you rather visit the North Pole or the South Pole?
South Pole, because penguins. (Also I agree with being a Hobbit.)
Would you rather face Tiamat or an evil Bahamut?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
The DM. I'm evil as f***, so I need a way to express that evilness.
Would you rather go through an EF 5 tornado, or a Category 5 hurricane?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Roll dice. Then it's basically like the infinity sided die from Gravity Falls.
Would you rather live in Oklahoma during summer (humid heat that'll melt your face off), or Siberia during winter (freezing cold that'll give you extreme frostbite)?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Goblins. Those dudes were annoying in Harry Potter.
Would you rather barf uncontrollably, or bard uncontrollably?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Two tarrasques. They have no ranged attack. Just gotta be a lv1 Aarakocra with a save-based cantrip and you win... eventually.
Would you rather be an Aarakocra or a Halfling?
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Halfling. Lucky is invaluable, being short is underrated, and I would walk around barefoot to be a hobbit. Aarakocra are excluded from a lot of games too.
Would you rather visit the North Pole or the South Pole?
South Pole, because penguins. (Also I agree with being a Hobbit.)
Would you rather face Tiamat or an evil Bahamut?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Tiamat. Death to the dragon goddess!
Would you rather rob a party of 3 lv20 characters or one old dude with some canaries following him around?
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
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The level 20 characters, because you can't trust lone old dudes.
Would you rather fight Darth Vader or Dark Helmet?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Dark Helmet for the lolz!
Would you rather be on the Millenium Falcon or the Eagle 5?
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
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Eagle 5, why not after all.
Would you rather be in a battle royale, or be in a dungeon?
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Stuff about me: I think purple is the best color (specifically dark purple), I'm the DM for my friend group,
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depends, in the battle royale who am I going up against, and what weapons do I have and what's in the dungeon. I'd choose the dungeon.
would you rather listen to a playlist of ok songs for the rest of the rest of your life or just your favorite song?
Ok songs, I don't have a taste for music so there is probably half my playlist in it.
Would you rather, play Texas holdem or Five card draw. (Poker)
D&D enthusiast who has roped all his friends into the game
(He/Him/His)
Stuff about me: I think purple is the best color (specifically dark purple), I'm the DM for my friend group,
I like making homebrew, painting minis (When I have time), and creating maps with Inkarnate
Homebrew and Map links are in my extended signature which you can get to by clicking this long sentence.
Five Card Draw. It's what I was taught first.
Would you rather play a Champion Fighter or a Beastmaster Ranger (no Tasha's)?
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Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
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Beastmaster Ranger with a Rust Monster pet. Or if I can't do that then I guess I'll take a chicken.
Would you rather play as the DM or a Player?
D&D enthusiast who has roped all his friends into the game
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Stuff about me: I think purple is the best color (specifically dark purple), I'm the DM for my friend group,
I like making homebrew, painting minis (When I have time), and creating maps with Inkarnate
Homebrew and Map links are in my extended signature which you can get to by clicking this long sentence.
The DM. I'm evil as f***, so I need a way to express that evilness.
Would you rather go through an EF 5 tornado, or a Category 5 hurricane?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Both are big but a tornado is predictable as long as you pay attention to the wind.
Would you rather be a red dragon or a black dragon.
D&D enthusiast who has roped all his friends into the game
(He/Him/His)
Stuff about me: I think purple is the best color (specifically dark purple), I'm the DM for my friend group,
I like making homebrew, painting minis (When I have time), and creating maps with Inkarnate
Homebrew and Map links are in my extended signature which you can get to by clicking this long sentence.
Red is a cooler color. And you get to breath fire, the iconic breath weapon!
Would you rather start at lv1, lv3, or lv5?
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Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
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Lv3, It when most classes get there Archtype. More fun.
Would you rather actually roll dice that determine events, or actually have monsters in the world.
D&D enthusiast who has roped all his friends into the game
(He/Him/His)
Stuff about me: I think purple is the best color (specifically dark purple), I'm the DM for my friend group,
I like making homebrew, painting minis (When I have time), and creating maps with Inkarnate
Homebrew and Map links are in my extended signature which you can get to by clicking this long sentence.
Roll dice. Then it's basically like the infinity sided die from Gravity Falls.
Would you rather live in Oklahoma during summer (humid heat that'll melt your face off), or Siberia during winter (freezing cold that'll give you extreme frostbite)?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Oklahoma. At least there's AC inside.
Would you rather have magic like Harry Potter or be on a starship like Star Trek (series of your choice)?
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
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Harry Potter, I've never actually seen Star Treck.
Would you rather fight 100 goblins, or fight 100 kobolds
D&D enthusiast who has roped all his friends into the game
(He/Him/His)
Stuff about me: I think purple is the best color (specifically dark purple), I'm the DM for my friend group,
I like making homebrew, painting minis (When I have time), and creating maps with Inkarnate
Homebrew and Map links are in my extended signature which you can get to by clicking this long sentence.
Goblins. Those dudes were annoying in Harry Potter.
Would you rather barf uncontrollably, or bard uncontrollably?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Bard. You can make good with singing for humor. But throwing up is never fun.
Would you rather do karaoke in front of a large crowd or give a presentation to the class?
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night