MURDER. YOU DONE MESSED UP BOY, GOIN' AND MAKIN' (GP) LIKE THIS LEGAL.
Would you rather be a master bladesmith or a master woodcarver?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Favorite video game character. Hyah, hyah hyah hyah, hyah, hyah. HYAH!
Would you rather be attacked by an army of hungry cats, or attacked by a 500 foot tall bearded dragon that can actually breathe fire? (When I say an army of cats, I'm talking like upwards of 10,000.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
babboon nose, i am not medusa. also yes you can use the pugga. its designed to be a huge challenge, boss and to stop players going where they should not. also i have the basic pugga for newer players. it is significantly nerfed, so i also use it as support for the strong ones and call them"sub-puggas".if you use them that way, reduce their size to huge.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Caster, that way I'm an Artificer. GET READY TO LEARN THE MEANING OF COLATERAL DAMAGE, YOU FOOL!
Would you rather have ridiculously high AC but crap Dex, or a Dex score of 30 but basically no AC whatsoever?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
How do you have a DEX Score of 30 but no AC? Your unarmored AC would be 20. But I'd go for high AC but low DEX. Dumping dex when wearing heavy armor is already a thing and plays nicely for some martial classes.
And I'd go with the angry tarrasque. The angry druid would cast heat metal on my high-AC armor.
Would you rather have milk or orange juice with breakfast?
I would rather have a dex of 30. I can just also focus on Constitution as well and become a tank. And then for dex saves I'm basically always gonna succeed.
Would you rather be able to live without food or water, or able to live without breathing?
MURDER. YOU DONE MESSED UP BOY, GOIN' AND MAKIN' (GP) LIKE THIS LEGAL.
Would you rather be a master bladesmith or a master woodcarver?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Bladesmith. DUH! LIKE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE AWESOME SWORDS?!?!
Would you rather be your favourite Movie character or favourite Video Game character?
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Favorite video game character. Hyah, hyah hyah hyah, hyah, hyah. HYAH!
Would you rather be attacked by an army of hungry cats, or attacked by a 500 foot tall bearded dragon that can actually breathe fire? (When I say an army of cats, I'm talking like upwards of 10,000.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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the cats. my pugga army(upwards of 10,000,000) would win so i could enjoy a chicken dinner.
Pugga or 10 cats?
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
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Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Cats, i love cats. Also, it would be hard to feed a dog that big. But, do you mind if I use that statblock for my campaign?
Would you rather have snakes for hair or a tiny baboon face for a nose?
(He/Him), Pansexual dude. 🏳️🌈
I love cats, coffee and Dnd. Check out my tavern: THE PLATINUM KINGFISHER
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Of all the Dnd settings, Dragonlance is my absolute favourite.
babboon nose, i am not medusa. also yes you can use the pugga. its designed to be a huge challenge, boss and to stop players going where they should not. also i have the basic pugga for newer players. it is significantly nerfed, so i also use it as support for the strong ones and call them"sub-puggas".if you use them that way, reduce their size to huge.
longbow,+1 or longsword,+1?
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Longbow, +1 by a mile, get the sharpshooter feat and max your DEX and your good for life.
Would you rather have a gun that shoots backwards, or a bow that always hits an enemy, just never the one you want to hit.
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!bow.
Pugga or 10 basic puggas?
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Normal pugga.
Would you rather have a +1 sentient longsword, or a +3 longsword that's not sentient?
ralsei is peak
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
+3 longsword that's not sentient! Duh! A sentient sword could be evil.
Would you rather be a not-controlled mind flayer or a aboleth?
PM me the words tomato and/or banana!
Check out my homebrew.
I love dragons.
Aboleth. Memories from the dawn of time, here I come!
Would you rather fight 10 goblins that hide and disengage all the time or a Werebear?
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Depends on what level I'm at, what character I'm playing, and what the party composition is, but I'd probably pick Werebear.
Would you rather cause a trolley to run over one person, or not touch the controls and have it kill five people?
i play a hexblade warlock. all of those people will die
would you rather fight my hexblade warlock or sell your soul
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
I will fight!
Would you rather play a martial or a caster?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
a hexblade warlock is a mix
would you rather meet a Tarrasuqe or an angry Druid
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Caster, that way I'm an Artificer. GET READY TO LEARN THE MEANING OF COLATERAL DAMAGE, YOU FOOL!
Would you rather have ridiculously high AC but crap Dex, or a Dex score of 30 but basically no AC whatsoever?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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A tarrasque. Druid's will get personal. A tarrasque is a giant force of nature that doesn't care about your existence.
Would you rather only play tanks or only play supporters.
How do you have a DEX Score of 30 but no AC? Your unarmored AC would be 20. But I'd go for high AC but low DEX. Dumping dex when wearing heavy armor is already a thing and plays nicely for some martial classes.
And I'd go with the angry tarrasque. The angry druid would cast heat metal on my high-AC armor.
Would you rather have milk or orange juice with breakfast?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I would rather have a dex of 30. I can just also focus on Constitution as well and become a tank. And then for dex saves I'm basically always gonna succeed.
Would you rather be able to live without food or water, or able to live without breathing?
*The ninjaing is crazy lol*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
DEX 30.
Would you rather fight 2 Tarrasuqes or tiamat
PM me the words tomato and/or banana!
Check out my homebrew.
I love dragons.