Have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to cast hold person on the Barbarian, and then stand next to them casting Jim's magic missiles over and over, just to see the look on your DM's face?
Have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to cast hold person on the Barbarian, and then stand next to them casting Jim's magic missiles over and over, just to see the look on your DM's face?
Nah, I don’t have Acquisitions.
Well I have had the urge, and done it. Dropped the barbarian to about 5 hit points.
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I honestly don’t know what Jim’s does different than regular Magic Missile.
You have to roll to hit, and on a normal hit from one bolt, it does 2d4 force damage, instead of 1d4+1. Also, on a critical hit, each bolt that gets a critical hit does 5d4 force damage.
Hold Person grants critical hits if you are within 5 feet and hit with the attack, which is much easier because you have advantage because of hold person's paralyzation.
So, you have advantage to hit, and probably at least a +5 to hit, so you will hit most of the time, and when you hit with all 3 bolts on a held creature, you get 15d4 force damage, just for one first level spell slot.
33 force damage, as of this roll
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Have anyone ever had the uncontrollable urge to act as a zombie just to get the attention of those High-school gurls ????
Besides, it’s been my experience that simply walking up and introducing myself always worked better than goody ploys. Women, and girls both respect a man with the courage and panache to be direct, since most boys lack both of those features, and very few of them ever grow into “men.”
Have anyone ever had the uncontrollable urge to act as a zombie just to get the attention of those High-school gurls ????
Besides, it’s been my experience that simply walking up and introducing myself always worked better than goody ploys. Women, and girls both respect a man with the courage and panache to be direct, since most boys lack both of those features, and very few of them ever grow into “men.”
Since I lack in attractive and a natural attractive skill, I only have the choice to self-satisfy my low Charisma............... or else I gonna be self-screwed.
IF THE LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS.....................................
Have anyone had the urge to show their arse to the random vehicles on the Highroad and then, when the driver stops, RUN like the WIND ??????
Have anyone ever had the uncontrollable urge to act as a zombie just to get the attention of those High-school gurls ????
Besides, it’s been my experience that simply walking up and introducing myself always worked better than goody ploys. Women, and girls both respect a man with the courage and panache to be direct, since most boys lack both of those features, and very few of them ever grow into “men.”
Since I lack in attractive and a natural attractive skill, I only have the choice to self-satisfy my low Charisma............... or else I gonna be self-screwed.
IF THE LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS.....................................
Confidence matters more than looks. I was the fat, nerdy kid in highschool. I also had a date any time I wanted one because I was the only one with the courage to ask girls out.
Have anyone ever had the uncontrollable urge to act as a zombie just to get the attention of those High-school gurls ????
Besides, it’s been my experience that simply walking up and introducing myself always worked better than goody ploys. Women, and girls both respect a man with the courage and panache to be direct, since most boys lack both of those features, and very few of them ever grow into “men.”
Since I lack in attractive and a natural attractive skill, I only have the choice to self-satisfy my low Charisma............... or else I gonna be self-screwed.
IF THE LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS.....................................
Confidence matters more than looks. I was the fat, nerdy kid in highschool. I also had a date any time I wanted one because I was the only one with the courage to ask girls out.
I feel you too, I was also a nerdy antisocial kid all throughout school. Never had the confidence to ask someone out, though there were people who would want to go on a date with me, just had too much self-consciousness and loathing to do anything.
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I feel you too, I was also a nerdy antisocial kid all throughout school. Never had the confidence to ask someone out, though there were people who would want to go on a date with me, just had too much self-consciousness and loathing to do anything.
If you ask, the answer might be “no,” might be “yes.” If you never ask, the answer is always “no.” Quite literally, you got nothing to lose by asking, it’s like gambling with the house’s money.
I feel you too, I was also a nerdy antisocial kid all throughout school. Never had the confidence to ask someone out, though there were people who would want to go on a date with me, just had too much self-consciousness and loathing to do anything.
If you ask, the answer might be “no,” might be “yes.” If you never ask, the answer is always “no.” Quite literally, you got nothing to lose by asking, it’s like gambling with the house’s money.
Ignorance is bliss, but you eventually hate yourself for never asking.
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Have anyone ever had the uncontrollable urge to act as a zombie just to get the attention of those High-school gurls ????
Besides, it’s been my experience that simply walking up and introducing myself always worked better than goody ploys. Women, and girls both respect a man with the courage and panache to be direct, since most boys lack both of those features, and very few of them ever grow into “men.”
Since I lack in attractive and a natural attractive skill, I only have the choice to self-satisfy my low Charisma............... or else I gonna be self-screwed.
IF THE LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS.....................................
Confidence matters more than looks. I was the fat, nerdy kid in highschool. I also had a date any time I wanted one because I was the only one with the courage to ask girls out.
I feel you too, I was also a nerdy antisocial kid all throughout school. Never had the confidence to ask someone out, though there were people who would want to go on a date with me, just had too much self-consciousness and loathing to do anything.
I wasn't too fat, but it seems neither a gurl on High-school had a single interest on me, so I decided to focus in getting FUN, while the rest of my friends went ( like alligators over the preys ) to "meet" gurls. I had a clear idea about what type of gurl I should meet, but then I realised I had nothing to offer to her....... ( how many times I wanted to cry....... huh ). I only had 170 lbs of a "pure pig-boy" to offer............... nothing else.
Well, have you ever asked to be a Mark of Healing Rakdos Background Evocation Wizard in the Forgotten Realms just to see the look on your DM's face?
What?!?
Mark of Healing Halflings get a bunch of added healing spells to their spell lists. Rakdos Background characters get a bunch of Warlock spells added to their spell lists. Then, Wizards can write them all in their spell list.
So, you are not only a Wizard, but you are also a Warlock! And a Cleric!
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Nah, I don’t have Acquisitions.
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No dude, I’m 40.
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Well I have had the urge, and done it. Dropped the barbarian to about 5 hit points.
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I honestly don’t know what Jim’s does different than regular Magic Missile.
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You have to roll to hit, and on a normal hit from one bolt, it does 2d4 force damage, instead of 1d4+1. Also, on a critical hit, each bolt that gets a critical hit does 5d4 force damage.
Hold Person grants critical hits if you are within 5 feet and hit with the attack, which is much easier because you have advantage because of hold person's paralyzation.
So, you have advantage to hit, and probably at least a +5 to hit, so you will hit most of the time, and when you hit with all 3 bolts on a held creature, you get 15d4 force damage, just for one first level spell slot.
33 force damage, as of this roll
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Besides, it’s been my experience that simply walking up and introducing myself always worked better than goody ploys. Women, and girls both respect a man with the courage and panache to be direct, since most boys lack both of those features, and very few of them ever grow into “men.”
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Since I lack in attractive and a natural attractive skill, I only have the choice to self-satisfy my low Charisma............... or else I gonna be self-screwed.
IF THE LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS.....................................
Have anyone had the urge to show their arse to the random vehicles on the Highroad and then, when the driver stops, RUN like the WIND ??????
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Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Confidence matters more than looks. I was the fat, nerdy kid in highschool. I also had a date any time I wanted one because I was the only one with the courage to ask girls out.
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No. And that has nothing to do with trolling your DM for lolz.
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hahahaha.... guess what happened when one of those car drivers were the main GM from a Homebrewed Campaign I played ( so long ago ).
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TPK?
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He made a quest just to Kill my character.... hahaha..
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Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
I feel you too, I was also a nerdy antisocial kid all throughout school. Never had the confidence to ask someone out, though there were people who would want to go on a date with me, just had too much self-consciousness and loathing to do anything.
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If you ask, the answer might be “no,” might be “yes.” If you never ask, the answer is always “no.” Quite literally, you got nothing to lose by asking, it’s like gambling with the house’s money.
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Ignorance is bliss, but you eventually hate yourself for never asking.
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I wasn't too fat, but it seems neither a gurl on High-school had a single interest on me, so I decided to focus in getting FUN, while the rest of my friends went ( like alligators over the preys ) to "meet" gurls. I had a clear idea about what type of gurl I should meet, but then I realised I had nothing to offer to her....... ( how many times I wanted to cry....... huh ). I only had 170 lbs of a "pure pig-boy" to offer............... nothing else.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Well, have you ever asked to be a Mark of Healing Rakdos Background Evocation Wizard in the Forgotten Realms just to see the look on your DM's face?
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What?!?
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Dertinus,
You mean “girl,” not “gurl.” “Gurl” often refers to transgender male-female.
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Mark of Healing Halflings get a bunch of added healing spells to their spell lists. Rakdos Background characters get a bunch of Warlock spells added to their spell lists. Then, Wizards can write them all in their spell list.
So, you are not only a Wizard, but you are also a Warlock! And a Cleric!
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
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