Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make a giant spider homebrew character just to see the look on your DM’s face?

Absolutely. All the time.

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make a bard that is both deaf and mute from birth?

No but now I do

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to commit arson of the dm’s favorite ncp’s house just to see the look on your DM’s face?

All the time.

Has anybody ever had the completely overpowering urge to use two bags of holding to send the bbeg to the astral plane, just to see the look on your dm’s face?

Fun

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to murder the dm’s favorite ncp just to see the look on your DM’s face?

No, but now I do.

Speaking of bags of holding... Have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to try and make a vacuum bomb out of a bag of holding, to try and defeat the BBEG, just to see the look on your DMs face?

Edit: just remembered that I made the forum thread I was talking about earlier: "Dms, ever done something just to see the look on your players' faces?" Here's the link:

https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/dungeon-masters-only/141097-dms-ever-done-something-just-to-see-the-look-on#c14

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to have your PC fling  💩 at the BBE, just to see the look on your DM’s face?

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play a Dragonborn bard with useless spells just to see the look on your DM’s face?

Has anyone had the urge to flirt with the BBEG using a female character and get pregnant, just to see the look on the DM's face ???

yes I have and it made my DM pissed

Since your signature says your a pokemon fan you could make an npc in my forum! 

Has any one had the neigh-uncontrollable urge to try and build a tank to kill a god just to see the look on your DM’s face?

this was my friend and it was so annoying

i  mean, I've seen people try, just not me.

Has anyone ever had the urge to attempt to tame a tarrasque, just to see the look on your DM's face?

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to ask the DM what the BBE’s hair smells like, just to see the look on your DM’s face?

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Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to ask the DM what the BBE’s hair smells like, just to see the look on your DM’s face?

 Or what their name is??

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to kill the whole village and loot 'em just to see the look on your DM’s face? 

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Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to ask the DM what the BBE’s hair smells like, just to see the look on your DM’s face?

 Or what their name is??

 
I love asking the DM for names just to see that look on their faces. It tickles me.

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to split up the party.........for the rest of the campaign just to see the look on the dms face?

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Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to ask the DM what the BBE’s hair smells like, just to see the look on your DM’s face?

 Or what their name is??

 
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to use speak with plants and ask a flower it’s name, just to see the look on the he DM’s face? Because that just happened in the campaign I’m in. It’s name was “Sheridae,” after a very pregnant pause.

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Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to ask the DM what the BBE’s hair smells like, just to see the look on your DM’s face?

 Or what their name is??

 
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to use speak with plants and ask a flower it’s name, just to see the look on the he DM’s face? Because that just happened in the campaign I’m in. It’s name was “Sheridae,” after a very pregnant pause.

 OH MY GOSH THAT'S GENIUS