Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to ask the DM what the BBE’s hair smells like, just to see the look on your DM’s face?
Or what their name is??
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to use speak with plants and ask a flower it’s name, just to see the look on the he DM’s face? Because that just happened in the campaign I’m in. It’s name was “Sheridae,” after a very pregnant pause.
OH MY GOSH THAT'S GENIUS
Yup, one of the Druids started asking the flower questions and I suggested the polite thing to start with would be its name. 😉
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to roleplay your character in a way that results in youkilling an important NPC in the FIRST SESSION just to see the look on your DM’s face?
Has anyone ever had the irresistible temptation to take the tomato seeds from a BLT at the local tavern, use druidcraft to grow it into a full tomato plant, and use the resulting nightshade to kill an important noble and quest-giver... just to see the look on your DM's face?
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to... burrow straight down, to see if you can burrow entirely through the world to the other side of the planet ...just to see the look on your DM’s face?
Nope, I never played any earlier editions. Just 5e.
Has anyone had the neigh-uncontrollable urge to start a cult in your world dedicated to a deity named the "DM" as a player just to see the look on your DM's face?
has anyone ever had the nearly uncontrollable urge to start meme-ing against a monster rather than actually kill it just to see the look on your dm's face?
i know i have; it was something along the lines of "i'll distract it" and then proceed to reenact the asdfmovie clip of "an alien attack! throw the cheese!"
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
has anyone ever had the nearly uncontrollable urge to start meme-ing against a monster rather than actually kill it just to see the look on your dm's face?
i know i have; it was something along the lines of "i'll distract it" and then proceed to reenact the asdfmovie clip of "an alien attack! throw the cheese!"
No, but I once had a character use enthrall to tell the tale of 4 artificers who hunted ghosts for a living. (It started in a library and ended with flaming marshmallow everywhere. Sound familiar?) That spell kept an entire group of hostile orcs mesmerized while the rest of the party stealthily crept around behind each of them and slit each of their throats one-by-one. Good times.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to argue rules with the DM when you know they’re absolutely correct, just to see the look on the DM’s face?
Has anyone ever wanted to play a wizard who uses a frying pan as a weapon and shouts "I Cast Iron!" every time they hit something with it... just to see how the good ol' DM would react?
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Has anyone else licked their poison covered dagger just to see the look on your dm's face? (I've done it on accident and killed my character lol.)
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DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
Yup, one of the Druids started asking the flower questions and I suggested the polite thing to start with would be its name. 😉
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Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to roleplay your character in a way that results in you killing an important NPC in the FIRST SESSION just to see the look on your DM’s face?
Has anyone ever had the irresistible temptation to take the tomato seeds from a BLT at the local tavern, use druidcraft to grow it into a full tomato plant, and use the resulting nightshade to kill an important noble and quest-giver... just to see the look on your DM's face?
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to throw a handful of cheesy poofs at them, just to see the lookin the DM’s face?
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to... burrow straight down, to see if you can burrow entirely through the world to the other side of the planet ...just to see the look on your DM’s face?
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I have a player that actually did just that
has anyone ever had the nearly uncontrollable urge to start meme-ing against a monster rather than actually kill it just to see the look on your dm's face?
i know i have; it was something along the lines of "i'll distract it" and then proceed to reenact the asdfmovie clip of "an alien attack! throw the cheese!"
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
No, but I once had a character use enthrall to tell the tale of 4 artificers who hunted ghosts for a living. (It started in a library and ended with flaming marshmallow everywhere. Sound familiar?) That spell kept an entire group of hostile orcs mesmerized while the rest of the party stealthily crept around behind each of them and slit each of their throats one-by-one. Good times.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to argue rules with the DM when you know they’re absolutely correct, just to see the look on the DM’s face?
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Have you ever had the nigh uncontrollable urge to throw pocket sand at the city guards just to see the look on the dms face?
Has anyone had the nigh uncontrollable urge to befriend a dragon wyrmling just to see the look on your DM’s face?
Has anyone wanted to kill the local wizard just to see the look on your dms face? I have and I was polymorphic into a fish
Has anyone ever wanted to play a wizard who uses a frying pan as a weapon and shouts "I Cast Iron!" every time they hit something with it... just to see how the good ol' DM would react?
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
ahve you ever had the nigh uncontrollable urge to sacrifice yourself for your npc goblin just to see the look on your dms face?
Has anyone else licked their poison covered dagger just to see the look on your dm's face? (I've done it on accident and killed my character lol.)
DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
No, but I must ask how does one do that on accident???
yes, i know my username is weird. part of being immature, i guess.
Has anyone had the urge to just set the Dungeon on fire and then run?
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to ask the DM to kill off their character, just to see the look on their DM’s face?
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as a dm i hate this thread
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