Uh uh.

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play as baby’s in a Rugrats style campaign just to see the look on your DM’s face?

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Uh uh.

Has anyone ever had the neigh-uncontrollable urge to play as baby’s in a Rugrats style campaign just to see the look on your DM’s face?

 That sounds terrifying.

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Uh uh.

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play as baby’s in a Rugrats style campaign just to see the look on your DM’s face?

 That sounds terrifying.

 Kinda wanna do it now though, don’t ya?

Nope.

Has anyone ever had the neigh-uncontrollable urge to kill every NPC you meet that has a letter "E" in their name just to see the look on your DM's face? 

(Not murder-hobo-ing, just extreme name bias)

Nope. 

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to say “Its not fair! You always get to play all the cool villains and we’re always stuck playing the heroes!”  just to see the look on your DM's face? 

No, but now I do!

Has anyone ever had the neigh-uncontrollable urge to make a character that has a level in every. single. class. just to see the look on your DM's face?

I did at first and then I realized that was more work than I wanted lol

Has anyone ever had the neigh-uncontrollable urge to make a character that is completely based off your DM just to see the look on your DM's face?

No, but now I do

Has anyone ever had the neigh-uncontrollable urge to use true polymorph to turn into a frog just to see the look on your DM’s face?

Once my tiefling did that to an earth elemental!  The fighters then surrounded it and kept. On. SMASHING!!!

Have you ever felt the neigh-uncontrollable urge to play a rakshasa just to see the look on your DM's face? 

Once in a campaign, while my party friends disbanded themselves just to seek for an specific NPC on the town, I drank an unidentified potion, that turned me for 1 whole month into a ...... ahemmmmm.... a sexiest (( insert Playboy references here )). I seduced half of the population with my look.

Have you ever suffered the unrecognizeable urge to clim the table and start getting naked ????

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Have you ever suffered the unrecognizeable urge to clim the table and start getting naked ????

 Usually. Though strangely game night is an exception to that rule. Lol

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to ask if they can play as the familiar instead of the caster just to see the look on your DM's face?

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to say “I cast Detect Evil and Good on the DM” just to see the look on your DM’s face?

I would just like to chime in with an unrelated point to be pedantic. It's just - you've all been using the word "neigh" instead of "nigh". "Neigh" is the sound horses make. ; P
Anyway. Carry on.

Thank you. My spelling as atrocious so I rely on spell check quite a bit. But when the misspelled word is also a word.... Anyway, care to join the game?

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to... (insert your urge here) ...just to see the look on your DM’s face?

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Once my tiefling did that to an earth elemental!  The fighters then surrounded it and kept. On. SMASHING!!!

 

Have you ever felt the neigh-uncontrollable urge to play a rakshasa just to see the look on your DM's face? 

 In 2e I played a Wraith once. Does that count?

No, devils and undead are very different.

But have you ever had the uncontrollable urge to cast Detect Thoughts on your DM so you could beat every encounter they had planned.

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But have you ever had the uncontrollable urge to cast Detect Thoughts on your DM so you could beat every encounter they had planned.

 No, but I have the urge to cast Modify Memory on my wife whenever she reminds me it’s trash day. 😂

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make a donkey man race just to see the look on your DM’s face?

I do now!