Has anyone had the nigh uncontrollable urge to play ask your DM if you can play a level 20 wizard in a level one campaign just to see the look on your DM's face?
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I would just like to chime in with an unrelated point to be pedantic. It's just - you've all been using the word "neigh" instead of "nigh". "Neigh" is the sound horses make. ; P Anyway. Carry on.
That's wrong. I go some weekends to a hill just to see some domesticated horses, and they never made that "neigh" sound you're saying....... Are you sure "those horses" you are talking about are, for sure, horses ???
Has anyone ever had the nigh uncontrollable urge to ask if you could play a yuan-ti barbarian with the ancestral guardian archetype just to see the look on your DM's face?
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I look out of my brain and I can understand it perfectly, I look into my brain and it's like an alien planet.
I've always wanted to play a Yuan-ti, and a barbarian, but have never gotten around to it. I guess I can kill 2 birds with one stone with your suggestion. :)
Have you ever had the nigh-unbearable urge to push your party's barbarian off of a cliff just to see the look on your DM's face?
(I know from experience)
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No, but back in 2e I had several urges to push the Gnome Wildmage off a cliff because WOULD YA JUST STOP IT ALREADY!!! The player was one of those people who thought all Gnomes were deranged lunatics... and he was a Wild Magic user.... 😡
Has anyone the urge to smash a door..... then after 4 failed tries to whack it, the DM says..... " sir, your bronze Axe is broken" , just to watch the look on everyone's face????
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to pretend your wizard is stupid (when you're actually an evil mastermind) just to see the look on your DM's face?
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Has anyone ever had the uncontrollable urge to make an attack roll against the DM after he almost has a TPK? (In game or real life)
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Has anyone had the nigh uncontrollable urge to play ask your DM if you can play a level 20 wizard in a level one campaign just to see the look on your DM's face?
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That's wrong. I go some weekends to a hill just to see some domesticated horses, and they never made that "neigh" sound you're saying....... Are you sure "those horses" you are talking about are, for sure, horses ???
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Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Has anyone ever had the nigh uncontrollable urge to say "If my character dies, can I play them as a Wight?” just to see the look on your DM's face?
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nope.
Has anyone ever had the nigh uncontrollable urge to ask if you could play a yuan-ti barbarian with the ancestral guardian archetype just to see the look on your DM's face?
I look out of my brain and I can understand it perfectly, I look into my brain and it's like an alien planet.
isn't that just abserd from puffin forest? I guess you could add in levels from the artificer class as well.
I look out of my brain and I can understand it perfectly, I look into my brain and it's like an alien planet.
I've always wanted to play a Yuan-ti, and a barbarian, but have never gotten around to it. I guess I can kill 2 birds with one stone with your suggestion. :)
Have you ever had the nigh-unbearable urge to push your party's barbarian off of a cliff just to see the look on your DM's face?
(I know from experience)
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
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No, but back in 2e I had several urges to push the Gnome Wildmage off a cliff because WOULD YA JUST STOP IT ALREADY!!! The player was one of those people who thought all Gnomes were deranged lunatics... and he was a Wild Magic user.... 😡
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Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to Steal random doors just to see the look on your DM’s face?
😂
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LOL
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Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to (Sleight of Hand) stolen items back into a shop just to see the look on your DM’s face?
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Has anyone the urge to smash a door..... then after 4 failed tries to whack it, the DM says..... " sir, your bronze Axe is broken" , just to watch the look on everyone's face????
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Lol
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Lol no
OMG now I do
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to be a murderhobo just to see the look on your DM's face?
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Ha, I'm the DM, and I am a murderhobo!
(JK, but for real)
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to pretend your wizard is stupid (when you're actually an evil mastermind) just to see the look on your DM's face?
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My cousin does that with his Every Single Character
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Has anyone ever had the uncontrollable urge to make an attack roll against the DM after he almost has a TPK? (In game or real life)
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Only the once. Lol
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lol
My DM did almost TPK us with an adult green dragon in its lair but he is a first time DM and played it wrong.
My elf bard is forever grateful.
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