Continue about my day, as I have no clue it's even there
You wake up one day, and try to have some cereal, but you realize that you are now allergic to all dairy products, what do you do? (It you are already lactose intolerant, then you’re now allergic to gluten, or allergic to peanuts if you're also allergic to gluten already, if you are allergic to all three already, I'm sorry)
I say "Oh hey there Xoblob! Do you have any more useless weightless small stone cubes to sell us for 5 GP?" (Only people reading my Waterdeep campaign will actually understand that)
I teleport behind you with a greatsword to your neck, what to you do?
With the greatsword pressed against my neck in one move I spin on my heel while wild shaping into a brown bear. Roaring with all my might, praying saliva and baring my teeth at the attacker.
Faced with a now enraged (not barbarian rage just normal enraged) bear ready to strike WHAT DO YOU DO?
Ask my friend to kill them... The GM, not the NPC. Then I'll kill the NPC.
You eat a stale loaf of bread, what do you do?
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleaseI give all of my valuables to the theif in anticipation of my upcoming doom
A NPC gives you a free wish, but you have a feeling the GM will turn it into something bad
I view the ”Twist the wish” thread, to find the perfect wish to wish for.
Your walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him. Shia labeouf
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Send help pleaseI walk back out of the woods. They're only a foot across after all.
Purplecoop accidentally looses his arrow straight at you! Waduyedu?
(I've never even been a ranger...)
I say ”Dammit, I forgot to turn off the suicide function!”, then use my bonus action to misty step away from the arrow
You’re watching your favorite D&D YouTuber when the power suddenly goes out, leaving you in total darkness, whdoyodo
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Send help pleaseKeep watching as laptops/mobile phones don't need to be connected to power to work.
You meet an incredibly powerful mage who polymorphs your character into a slug. Waduyudu?
Very slowly jump off a small cliff 10-20 feet off the ground, so I turn back.
You awake one day as the D&D character you've played the most, in the campaign they were in most recently, wha do do?
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Send help pleaseCarry on journeying towards Waterdeep to return a party member's loaned golem of course!
You awake as one of your D&D characters (you choose which one), but in the real world. wadayoudu?
Become rich as the only wizard in the world.
I send a invisible stalker after you in real life
What do you do
Continue about my day, as I have no clue it's even there
You wake up one day, and try to have some cereal, but you realize that you are now allergic to all dairy products, what do you do? (It you are already lactose intolerant, then you’re now allergic to gluten, or allergic to peanuts if you're also allergic to gluten already, if you are allergic to all three already, I'm sorry)
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Send help pleaseI continue on with my day, as my whole family except me is lactose intolerant.
You are told that the world is ending in 5 days.
What do you do
I cackle with delight... all the inferior beings shall be destroyed. "ha ha ha"
you find out the NPC helping your party is the final boss, a level 20 witch that can deal you 1D20 damage and you are only level one.
What doest thou
I cast Friends then use my bardic skills to attempt to woo the witch into not attacking us. Persuasion: 27
You have an important meeting in an hour, but you suddenly fall asleep and wake up 5 minutes before the meeting! What willist thine doest?
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Send help pleaseI grab my Greatsword, Holy Emblem and Armor and prepare to go on one hell of an oathbreaking day (I kill everyone at the meeting)
You've finally broken your oath and the god you used to worship is now really angry at you, what do you do?
Get me and the boys to bust down the god’s door and attack ’em, then lose probably.
You're walking around at night, when you notice a strange man dressed in all purple is following you about 10 feet back. What?
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Send help pleaseI say "Oh hey there Xoblob! Do you have any more useless weightless small stone cubes to sell us for 5 GP?" (Only people reading my Waterdeep campaign will actually understand that)
I teleport behind you with a greatsword to your neck, what to you do?
With the greatsword pressed against my neck in one move I spin on my heel while wild shaping into a brown bear. Roaring with all my might, praying saliva and baring my teeth at the attacker.
Faced with a now enraged (not barbarian rage just normal enraged) bear ready to strike WHAT DO YOU DO?
Summon Tiamat U skrub
Tiamat has been summoned upon U skrub! What do you do?
Start praying, obviously.
You wake up at night and want some food, only to realize you’re completely out of food, what are you gonna do?
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Send help pleaseUse Goodberry
You wake up at night and want some food, only to realize you're completely out of food and can't perform any magic, what are you gonna do?