".....I need a drink, Deryk, whats the strongest drink you have?"
"That's a hard one. Maybe a potion of Storm Giant Strength."
"Just give me whatever can keep me the most drunk for the longest, it has been a long day."
Deryk tosses him a strange bottle of swirling substance.
He down half the bottle over the course of a few seconds
"Thanks, what is it anyway?"
"Something that should be drank slowly, not like half at once. You may need to seek a medical professional."
"I am now both slightly concerned and even more curious."
"Imagine someone mixed every possible wine and then distilled it, then aged it in the shadowfell and again in the feywild." As Deryk explains this you feel as if you are suddenly on three planes of existence at once, "And it's mixed with a lot of other stuff, essence of shadow dragons, tears of a god, blah blah blah. I probably should've poured it in a glass. Oh and it's really expensive."
".....I need a drink, Deryk, whats the strongest drink you have?"
"That's a hard one. Maybe a potion of Storm Giant Strength."
"Just give me whatever can keep me the most drunk for the longest, it has been a long day."
Deryk tosses him a strange bottle of swirling substance.
He down half the bottle over the course of a few seconds
"Thanks, what is it anyway?"
"Something that should be drank slowly, not like half at once. You may need to seek a medical professional."
"I am now both slightly concerned and even more curious."
"Imagine someone mixed every possible wine and then distilled it, then aged it in the shadowfell and again in the feywild." As Deryk explains this you feel as if you are suddenly on three planes of existence at once, "And it's mixed with a lot of other stuff, essence of shadow dragons, tears of a god, blah blah blah. I probably should've poured it in a glass. Oh and it's really expensive."
".....I need a drink, Deryk, whats the strongest drink you have?"
"That's a hard one. Maybe a potion of Storm Giant Strength."
"Just give me whatever can keep me the most drunk for the longest, it has been a long day."
Deryk tosses him a strange bottle of swirling substance.
He down half the bottle over the course of a few seconds
"Thanks, what is it anyway?"
"Something that should be drank slowly, not like half at once. You may need to seek a medical professional."
"I am now both slightly concerned and even more curious."
"Imagine someone mixed every possible wine and then distilled it, then aged it in the shadowfell and again in the feywild." As Deryk explains this you feel as if you are suddenly on three planes of existence at once, "And it's mixed with a lot of other stuff, essence of shadow dragons, tears of a god, blah blah blah. I probably should've poured it in a glass. Oh and it's really expensive."
".....my hands have eyes now."
"Are your feet knives? Because that's another thing you should be seeing." Deryk prepares a spell, "I can cast some healing spells, I'm a cleric after all."
".....I need a drink, Deryk, whats the strongest drink you have?"
"That's a hard one. Maybe a potion of Storm Giant Strength."
"Just give me whatever can keep me the most drunk for the longest, it has been a long day."
Deryk tosses him a strange bottle of swirling substance.
He down half the bottle over the course of a few seconds
"Thanks, what is it anyway?"
"Something that should be drank slowly, not like half at once. You may need to seek a medical professional."
"I am now both slightly concerned and even more curious."
"Imagine someone mixed every possible wine and then distilled it, then aged it in the shadowfell and again in the feywild." As Deryk explains this you feel as if you are suddenly on three planes of existence at once, "And it's mixed with a lot of other stuff, essence of shadow dragons, tears of a god, blah blah blah. I probably should've poured it in a glass. Oh and it's really expensive."
".....my hands have eyes now."
"Are your feet knives? Because that's another thing you should be seeing." Deryk prepares a spell, "I can cast some healing spells, I'm a cleric after all."
"Yeah, i just went blind, i think i'm having a heart attack."
".....I need a drink, Deryk, whats the strongest drink you have?"
"That's a hard one. Maybe a potion of Storm Giant Strength."
"Just give me whatever can keep me the most drunk for the longest, it has been a long day."
Deryk tosses him a strange bottle of swirling substance.
He down half the bottle over the course of a few seconds
"Thanks, what is it anyway?"
"Something that should be drank slowly, not like half at once. You may need to seek a medical professional."
"I am now both slightly concerned and even more curious."
"Imagine someone mixed every possible wine and then distilled it, then aged it in the shadowfell and again in the feywild." As Deryk explains this you feel as if you are suddenly on three planes of existence at once, "And it's mixed with a lot of other stuff, essence of shadow dragons, tears of a god, blah blah blah. I probably should've poured it in a glass. Oh and it's really expensive."
".....my hands have eyes now."
"Are your feet knives? Because that's another thing you should be seeing." Deryk prepares a spell, "I can cast some healing spells, I'm a cleric after all."
"Yeah, i just went blind, i think i'm having a heart attack."
He slumps over in his chair mumbling to himself.
"In my defense you asked for it." Deryk kneels down and uses some divine intervention.
Axel sayd ''wheres Madeline
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
"Probably being killed by a banana, this is out of my depth."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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"Just give me whatever can keep me the most drunk for the longest, it has been a long day."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Deryk tosses him a strange bottle of swirling substance.
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
(Also, could we try to watch our language?)
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*Yeah no problem*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
He down half the bottle over the course of a few seconds
"Thanks, what is it anyway?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
not for this charachter
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
"Something that should be drank slowly, not like half at once. You may need to seek a medical professional."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
''oh yeah'' Axel said and gave deryk a bag of a couple hundred thousand gold and sayd ''i got this for you''
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
"I am now both slightly concerned and even more curious."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Imagine someone mixed every possible wine and then distilled it, then aged it in the shadowfell and again in the feywild." As Deryk explains this you feel as if you are suddenly on three planes of existence at once, "And it's mixed with a lot of other stuff, essence of shadow dragons, tears of a god, blah blah blah. I probably should've poured it in a glass. Oh and it's really expensive."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
".....my hands have eyes now."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Are your feet knives? Because that's another thing you should be seeing." Deryk prepares a spell, "I can cast some healing spells, I'm a cleric after all."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"Yeah, i just went blind, i think i'm having a heart attack."
He slumps over in his chair mumbling to himself.
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"In my defense you asked for it." Deryk kneels down and uses some divine intervention.
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
He jolts up in his seat.
"Did i just die? Cause i saw my father who is most defiantly dead."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Maybe? I don't know. Want some more?" Deryk holds up the bottle
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"....Yes."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
He pours it into a glass and hands it over, "That should be a safe amount."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?