Aha, but what kind? I have many brews… love potion, poison that stops heart, potion that makes you strong as ten men! Potion that makes you see hidden things… more poison. Lot of poisons.
Poison? Oh you got the good sh!t then, give me your strongest poison.
The old crone takes a vial of a yellowish-green liquid from her shelf and swishes it.
this one shuts off brain. Five hundred gold?
Deal! *Smacks 500 gold into her hand and darts off while whooping like woody woodpecker*
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Aha, but what kind? I have many brews… love potion, poison that stops heart, potion that makes you strong as ten men! Potion that makes you see hidden things… more poison. Lot of poisons.
Poison? Oh you got the good sh!t then, give me your strongest poison.
The old crone takes a vial of a yellowish-green liquid from her shelf and swishes it.
this one shuts off brain. Five hundred gold?
Deal! *Smacks 500 gold into her hand and darts off while whooping like woody woodpecker*
Hello, Arch! May I have a potion that turns me into an ancient monstrosity of almost immeasurable power, but also tastes like brownie batter?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Aha, but what kind? I have many brews… love potion, poison that stops heart, potion that makes you strong as ten men! Potion that makes you see hidden things… more poison. Lot of poisons.
Poison? Oh you got the good sh!t then, give me your strongest poison.
The old crone takes a vial of a yellowish-green liquid from her shelf and swishes it.
this one shuts off brain. Five hundred gold?
Deal! *Smacks 500 gold into her hand and darts off while whooping like woody woodpecker*
She takes the gold and hands you the vial.
what are ya gonna use it for, if I may ask?
I’m making poisoned magic mushroom smoothies. I’m going to see into the Far realm tonight!
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Aha, but what kind? I have many brews… love potion, poison that stops heart, potion that makes you strong as ten men! Potion that makes you see hidden things… more poison. Lot of poisons.
Poison? Oh you got the good sh!t then, give me your strongest poison.
The old crone takes a vial of a yellowish-green liquid from her shelf and swishes it.
this one shuts off brain. Five hundred gold?
Deal! *Smacks 500 gold into her hand and darts off while whooping like woody woodpecker*
She takes the gold and hands you the vial.
what are ya gonna use it for, if I may ask?
I’m making poisoned magic mushroom smoothies. I’m going to see into the Far realm tonight!
Have fun! I do love the far realm, I have a vacation cottage there.
1. Apply to be my warlock! Bend space and time, drive people insane, have a cool patron and more for the low low price of your soul, a firstborn child and a liver!
2. I might be barely active for a bit. Travelling to visit some relatives.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Aha, but what kind? I have many brews… love potion, poison that stops heart, potion that makes you strong as ten men! Potion that makes you see hidden things… more poison. Lot of poisons.
Can I have a potion that tastes like a strawberry milkshake 🥺 idc what it does
But of Course! I have the most wonderful strawberry milkshake flavored potions. Funny thing, polymorph tastes like strawberry.
she passes you a vial of strawberry milkshake, very clearly labeled [POLYMORPH: BULLFROG]
This feels like a kronk moment
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
Aha, but what kind? I have many brews… love potion, poison that stops heart, potion that makes you strong as ten men! Potion that makes you see hidden things… more poison. Lot of poisons.
Can I have a potion that tastes like a strawberry milkshake 🥺 idc what it does
But of Course! I have the most wonderful strawberry milkshake flavored potions. Funny thing, polymorph tastes like strawberry.
she passes you a vial of strawberry milkshake, very clearly labeled [POLYMORPH: BULLFROG]
Why don't they have a ride at Disneyland that's a speaker saying 'Pull the lever, Kronk!' in Yzma's voice, and then the ride starts going backward, then the speaker says 'Wrong lever!' and the ride goes forward again?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
Hello! I need to sharpen my homebrew skills, so does anyone have any ideas for me? It can be literally anything. (Except for anything that has to deal with Gen Alpha slang or Crocs. Lookin' at you Vitus.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hello! I need to sharpen my homebrew skills, so does anyone have any ideas for me? It can be literally anything. (Except for anything that has to deal with Gen Alpha slang or Crocs. Lookin' at you Vitus.)
Hello! I need to sharpen my homebrew skills, so does anyone have any ideas for me? It can be literally anything. (Except for anything that has to deal with Gen Alpha slang or Crocs. Lookin' at you Vitus.)
Weeeell I may have a few ideas…
Great! What are they?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hello! I need to sharpen my homebrew skills, so does anyone have any ideas for me? It can be literally anything. (Except for anything that has to deal with Gen Alpha slang or Crocs. Lookin' at you Vitus.)
Weeeell I may have a few ideas…
Great! What are they?
How about a statblock for an archfey? I have one in mind!
The Prince In Ivory! Should be something around CR 12, they are basically a demented tooth fairy that decorates a palace with people’s teeth, giving people gold in exchange for his minions, tooth sprites, ripping out all of their teeth in the middle of the night without their knowledge. Their minions and their presence can be summoned To a village by reciting a nursery rhyme, “Prince in Ivory, heed my plea, I have treasures, just for thee, this covenant, I do create, worthless bone for riches great.”
Hello! I need to sharpen my homebrew skills, so does anyone have any ideas for me? It can be literally anything. (Except for anything that has to deal with Gen Alpha slang or Crocs. Lookin' at you Vitus.)
Weeeell I may have a few ideas…
Great! What are they?
How about a statblock for an archfey? I have one in mind!
The Prince In Ivory! Should be something around CR 12, they are basically a demented tooth fairy that decorates a palace with people’s teeth, giving people gold in exchange for his minions, tooth sprites, ripping out all of their teeth in the middle of the night without their knowledge. Their minions and their presence can be summoned To a village by reciting a nursery rhyme, “Prince in Ivory, heed my plea, I have treasures, just for thee, this covenant, I do create, worthless bone for riches great.”
Hmm...
Might be a little challenging trying to come up with that from scratch, but it's manageable. (I usually base my statblocks off of existing monsters so I know what I'm dealing with.)
Any specifics you want to tell me about?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*lurks behind Yon in an active way*
Deal! *Smacks 500 gold into her hand and darts off while whooping like woody woodpecker*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
She takes the gold and hands you the vial.
what are ya gonna use it for, if I may ask?
Hello, Arch! May I have a potion that turns me into an ancient monstrosity of almost immeasurable power, but also tastes like brownie batter?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
I’m making poisoned magic mushroom smoothies. I’m going to see into the Far realm tonight!
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
Have fun! I do love the far realm, I have a vacation cottage there.
But of course, coming right up!
1. Apply to be my warlock! Bend space and time, drive people insane, have a cool patron and more for the low low price of your soul, a firstborn child and a liver!
2. I might be barely active for a bit. Travelling to visit some relatives.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
This feels like a kronk moment
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
evening
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
just got some new games
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
It does indeed. I love Kronk.
“PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!”
”WRROOOONNG LEVEEEEEERRRRR-“
What games?
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Why don't they have a ride at Disneyland that's a speaker saying 'Pull the lever, Kronk!' in Yzma's voice, and then the ride starts going backward, then the speaker says 'Wrong lever!' and the ride goes forward again?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
DRG, SoT, Noita, and Celeste
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
Hello! I need to sharpen my homebrew skills, so does anyone have any ideas for me? It can be literally anything. (Except for anything that has to deal with Gen Alpha slang or Crocs. Lookin' at you Vitus.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Weeeell I may have a few ideas…
Great! What are they?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
How about a statblock for an archfey? I have one in mind!
The Prince In Ivory! Should be something around CR 12, they are basically a demented tooth fairy that decorates a palace with people’s teeth, giving people gold in exchange for his minions, tooth sprites, ripping out all of their teeth in the middle of the night without their knowledge. Their minions and their presence can be summoned To a village by reciting a nursery rhyme, “Prince in Ivory, heed my plea, I have treasures, just for thee, this covenant, I do create, worthless bone for riches great.”
Hmm...
Might be a little challenging trying to come up with that from scratch, but it's manageable. (I usually base my statblocks off of existing monsters so I know what I'm dealing with.)
Any specifics you want to tell me about?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig