Just had a really funny idea for a great old one warlock patron.
This patron tells you the truth. What it says, you believe. What it says is law. What it says is reality. Others might not believe it, but you do. You see the truth. They call you a conspiracy theorist and crazy and whatnot, but you have been enlightened. In a dream, a creature contacted you. An immense being, the very earth itself. It told you to spread the truth of it and its allies existence, so that they may become true. Once they amass enough followers, they will actually become… real.
and do you want to know what it has convinced you to believe? What truth of the universe becomes real when you believe it hard enough? The world rests on the back of a turtle, and that turtle is on another turtle on another turtle. It’s turtles all the way down. And it will become true.
Thank you! That's what I love about the DDB community, for every troll, there are two serious players with Arrogant Nerd syndrome, and for every Arrogant Nerd, there are four actual nice people. That's a good ratio of nice people, especially compared to the rest of the internet.
sorry if I ever come off as arrogant nerd 😵💫 autism wins sometimes I like heated discussions
Arrogant nerd arguments can be fun. Sometimes it's invigorating to take a position on a lighthearted matter and argue it as if it's the most important thing in the world. Such joy!
Dang. Never seen you just now start postin' this late. Usually you start up sometime 'round 5.
I had fun plans today. Now I'm checking in on some stuff and want to take some time to make posts in my PBPs.
Ooh, do share.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Thank you! That's what I love about the DDB community, for every troll, there are two serious players with Arrogant Nerd syndrome, and for every Arrogant Nerd, there are four actual nice people. That's a good ratio of nice people, especially compared to the rest of the internet.
sorry if I ever come off as arrogant nerd 😵💫 autism wins sometimes I like heated discussions
Arrogant nerd arguments can be fun. Sometimes it's invigorating to take a position on a lighthearted matter and argue it as if it's the most important thing in the world. Such joy!
Yeah, as long as people just argue about the topic and don't just turn it into a "Who Can Roast Harder" contest.
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Thank you! That's what I love about the DDB community, for every troll, there are two serious players with Arrogant Nerd syndrome, and for every Arrogant Nerd, there are four actual nice people. That's a good ratio of nice people, especially compared to the rest of the internet.
sorry if I ever come off as arrogant nerd 😵💫 autism wins sometimes I like heated discussions
Arrogant nerd arguments can be fun. Sometimes it's invigorating to take a position on a lighthearted matter and argue it as if it's the most important thing in the world. Such joy!
Yeah, as long as people just argue about the topic and don't just turn it into a "Who Can Roast Harder" contest.
Eh, roasting each other harder can be fun too if both people are in on it.
Some of the things my father and I have said to each other would sound hateful out of context. But it's mutual ribbing that makes us both chuckle.
Just had a really funny idea for a great old one warlock patron.
This patron tells you the truth. What it says, you believe. What it says is law. What it says is reality. Others might not believe it, but you do. You see the truth. They call you a conspiracy theorist and crazy and whatnot, but you have been enlightened. In a dream, a creature contacted you. An immense being, the very earth itself. It told you to spread the truth of it and its allies existence, so that they may become true. Once they amass enough followers, they will actually become… real.
and do you want to know what it has convinced you to believe? What truth of the universe becomes real when you believe it hard enough? The world rests on the back of a turtle, and that turtle is on another turtle on another turtle. It’s turtles all the way down. And it will become true.
Nonsense! There is a turtle involved. But it's because the world rests on the backs of four elephants that are standing on the turtle.
Thank you! That's what I love about the DDB community, for every troll, there are two serious players with Arrogant Nerd syndrome, and for every Arrogant Nerd, there are four actual nice people. That's a good ratio of nice people, especially compared to the rest of the internet.
sorry if I ever come off as arrogant nerd 😵💫 autism wins sometimes I like heated discussions
Arrogant nerd arguments can be fun. Sometimes it's invigorating to take a position on a lighthearted matter and argue it as if it's the most important thing in the world. Such joy!
Dang. Never seen you just now start postin' this late. Usually you start up sometime 'round 5.
I had fun plans today. Now I'm checking in on some stuff and want to take some time to make posts in my PBPs.
Ooh, do share.
Just a get-together. I did a lot of cooking beforehand. (Cookies, more cookies, chocolate-coveres strawberries, lemonade.) And today I did grilling. (Tasty steaks and baked potatoes.)
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
Thank you! That's what I love about the DDB community, for every troll, there are two serious players with Arrogant Nerd syndrome, and for every Arrogant Nerd, there are four actual nice people. That's a good ratio of nice people, especially compared to the rest of the internet.
sorry if I ever come off as arrogant nerd 😵💫 autism wins sometimes I like heated discussions
Arrogant nerd arguments can be fun. Sometimes it's invigorating to take a position on a lighthearted matter and argue it as if it's the most important thing in the world. Such joy!
Dang. Never seen you just now start postin' this late. Usually you start up sometime 'round 5.
I had fun plans today. Now I'm checking in on some stuff and want to take some time to make posts in my PBPs.
Ooh, do share.
Just a get-together. I did a lot of cooking beforehand. (Cookies, more cookies, chocolate-coveres strawberries, lemonade.) And today I did grilling. (Tasty steaks and baked potatoes.)
Sounds delicious.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
It’s an annual drawing game where artists “attack” eachother by drawing the other artist’s characters. There’s two teams, and points are calculated by time and effort put into each art piece. artfight.net
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
It’s an annual drawing game where artists “attack” eachother by drawing the other artist’s characters. There’s two teams, and points are calculated by time and effort put into each art piece. artfight.net
I was about to start before realizing it doesn't start at midnight and I wouldve been breaking rules lol
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
It’s an annual drawing game where artists “attack” eachother by drawing the other artist’s characters. There’s two teams, and points are calculated by time and effort put into each art piece. artfight.net
that's cool
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So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
It’s an annual drawing game where artists “attack” eachother by drawing the other artist’s characters. There’s two teams, and points are calculated by time and effort put into each art piece. artfight.net
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
Just had a really funny idea for a great old one warlock patron.
This patron tells you the truth. What it says, you believe. What it says is law. What it says is reality. Others might not believe it, but you do. You see the truth. They call you a conspiracy theorist and crazy and whatnot, but you have been enlightened. In a dream, a creature contacted you. An immense being, the very earth itself. It told you to spread the truth of it and its allies existence, so that they may become true. Once they amass enough followers, they will actually become… real.
and do you want to know what it has convinced you to believe? What truth of the universe becomes real when you believe it hard enough? The world rests on the back of a turtle, and that turtle is on another turtle on another turtle. It’s turtles all the way down. And it will become true.
Ooh, do share.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Yeah, as long as people just argue about the topic and don't just turn it into a "Who Can Roast Harder" contest.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Eh, roasting each other harder can be fun too if both people are in on it.
Some of the things my father and I have said to each other would sound hateful out of context. But it's mutual ribbing that makes us both chuckle.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Nonsense! There is a turtle involved. But it's because the world rests on the backs of four elephants that are standing on the turtle.
THE TURTLE MOVES!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Just a get-together. I did a lot of cooking beforehand. (Cookies, more cookies, chocolate-coveres strawberries, lemonade.) And today I did grilling. (Tasty steaks and baked potatoes.)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
I’m finally not on a road trip
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
hi fry
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
Sounds delicious.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
artfight starts today yippee
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I’m starting to worry I might have mild insomnia….
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
What’s artfight?
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
That is problematic
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Please find professional help, insomnia is nothing to mess with, it can derail a lot of things and could get worse.
I am also here.
Am snek.
It’s an annual drawing game where artists “attack” eachother by drawing the other artist’s characters. There’s two teams, and points are calculated by time and effort put into each art piece. artfight.net
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Cool
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I was about to start before realizing it doesn't start at midnight and I wouldve been breaking rules lol
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
that's cool
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
*I always wondered what that was*
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
I hate fighting hordes in video games! killing enemies in smth meant to be entertaining should not feel like babysitting a buncha three year olds
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.