Okay, I’m going to intro my final Greater Will tomorrow, so I need to know: should I go with Gallitsur, the angel of secrets and forbidden knowledge, Leilael, the goddess of the night and childbirth (whose name is very much not stolen from Evangelion), or Fiaster, god of rainforests?
Coronet is about to intro a god of secrets, so I think maybe one of the last two.
Become a warlock of ME!!! You can manipulate time and space! You can drive people insane! And it's extremely cheap-- your soul, a firstborn child and a liver! If you refer another warlock I'll give you a free spell scroll, with the level increasing based on how many you've referred in the past!
I can already drive people insane, and manipulating time and space is overrated.
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Arch is a patron, not a warlock. I'm pretty sure you're a warlock of Arch.
You could always ask for a refund, get your soul back, give me your soul, a firstborn child and a liver, and become my warlock instead. :D
No refunds
:> also I am a witch, as well as a patron. Not a warlock!
I'm left handed too. Can I become a warlock, Arch?
Sure! Just sign here, here, and here for 10 levels in Archfey or GooLock!
*reads all the fine print*
*Archfey gains ownership over your soul, attention, dignity, name, and everything you love and cherish! Also you must listen to them and follow my commands and give me cookies whenever I want*
Become a warlock of ME!!! You can manipulate time and space! You can drive people insane! And it's extremely cheap-- your soul, a firstborn child and a liver! If you refer another warlock I'll give you a free spell scroll, with the level increasing based on how many you've referred in the past!
I can already drive people insane, and manipulating time and space is overrated.
Hey Druid, Arch agreed to letting you become a warlock!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Become a warlock of ME!!! You can manipulate time and space! You can drive people insane! And it's extremely cheap-- your soul, a firstborn child and a liver! If you refer another warlock I'll give you a free spell scroll, with the level increasing based on how many you've referred in the past!
I can already drive people insane, and manipulating time and space is overrated.
Hey Druid, Arch agreed to letting you become a warlock!
I know :3
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Okay, I’m going to intro my final Greater Will tomorrow, so I need to know: should I go with Gallitsur, the angel of secrets and forbidden knowledge, Leilael, the goddess of the night and childbirth (whose name is very much not stolen from Evangelion), or Fiaster, god of rainforests?
Coronet is about to intro a god of secrets, so I think maybe one of the last two.
Dangit, that’s the one I was hoping most to do, as he’d make for such a natural addition to the Order Mythos. I’ll probably go with Laeliel then.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Arch is a patron, not a warlock. I'm pretty sure you're a warlock of Arch.
You could always ask for a refund, get your soul back, give me your soul, a firstborn child and a liver, and become my warlock instead. :D
No refunds
:> also I am a witch, as well as a patron. Not a warlock!
I'm left handed too. Can I become a warlock, Arch?
Sure! Just sign here, here, and here for 10 levels in Archfey or GooLock!
*reads all the fine print*
*Archfey gains ownership over your soul, attention, dignity, name, and everything you love and cherish! Also you must listen to them and follow my commands and give me cookies whenever I want*
I have no soul, I don't give a [gp] about my dignity, my attention is virtually nonexistent, I'll happily give you my deadname, and I bake cookies all the time anyway :3
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Arch is a patron, not a warlock. I'm pretty sure you're a warlock of Arch.
You could always ask for a refund, get your soul back, give me your soul, a firstborn child and a liver, and become my warlock instead. :D
No refunds
:> also I am a witch, as well as a patron. Not a warlock!
I'm left handed too. Can I become a warlock, Arch?
Sure! Just sign here, here, and here for 10 levels in Archfey or GooLock!
*reads all the fine print*
*Archfey gains ownership over your soul, attention, dignity, name, and everything you love and cherish! Also you must listen to them and follow my commands and give me cookies whenever I want*
I have no soul, I don't give a [gp] about my dignity, my attention is virtually nonexistent, I'll happily give you my deadname, and I bake cookies all the time anyway :3
Arch is a patron, not a warlock. I'm pretty sure you're a warlock of Arch.
You could always ask for a refund, get your soul back, give me your soul, a firstborn child and a liver, and become my warlock instead. :D
No refunds
:> also I am a witch, as well as a patron. Not a warlock!
I'm left handed too. Can I become a warlock, Arch?
Sure! Just sign here, here, and here for 10 levels in Archfey or GooLock!
*reads all the fine print*
*Archfey gains ownership over your soul, attention, dignity, name, and everything you love and cherish! Also you must listen to them and follow my commands and give me cookies whenever I want*
I have no soul, I don't give a [gp] about my dignity, my attention is virtually nonexistent, I'll happily give you my deadname, and I bake cookies all the time anyway :3
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
However, if there are two gods of secrets (and I don’t doubt that Coronet and I have different ideas when it comes to the concept of a god of secrets), they could battle for control of the domain. Which could be cool.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Arch is a patron, not a warlock. I'm pretty sure you're a warlock of Arch.
You could always ask for a refund, get your soul back, give me your soul, a firstborn child and a liver, and become my warlock instead. :D
No refunds
:> also I am a witch, as well as a patron. Not a warlock!
I'm left handed too. Can I become a warlock, Arch?
Sure! Just sign here, here, and here for 10 levels in Archfey or GooLock!
*reads all the fine print*
*Archfey gains ownership over your soul, attention, dignity, name, and everything you love and cherish! Also you must listen to them and follow my commands and give me cookies whenever I want*
I have no soul, I don't give a [gp] about my dignity, my attention is virtually nonexistent, I'll happily give you my deadname, and I bake cookies all the time anyway :3
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
Hmm. I wonder if I should become a warlock as well?
Yes you should.
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Hmm. I wonder if I should become a warlock as well?
Yes you should.
But I need my soul to summon the elder gods, grant a boon, wish for a ring of three wishes and become all powerful. And then get my soul back
You could become a warlock of Archfey by giving them your ability to blink. That's what I did. And then I made it to where my eyes couldn't feel dry.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hmm. I wonder if I should become a warlock as well?
Yes you should.
But I need my soul to summon the elder gods, grant a boon, wish for a ring of three wishes and become all powerful. And then get my soul back
You could become a warlock of Archfey by giving them your ability to blink. That's what I did. And then I made it to where my eyes couldn't feel dry.
Hmmm. What if I gave him my enjoyment of sharp objects?
Sure. Just summon him by putting his name in your next post.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
The sky is such a tease. First it wants to look like it's about to rain. But then it never does.
That usually doesn't happen in Oklahoma. If it looks like it's about to rain, it does. And then a tornado comes in outta nowhere and destroys your town.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Coronet is about to intro a god of secrets, so I think maybe one of the last two.
I can already drive people insane, and manipulating time and space is overrated.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
*Archfey gains ownership over your soul, attention, dignity, name, and everything you love and cherish! Also you must listen to them and follow my commands and give me cookies whenever I want*
Hey Druid, Arch agreed to letting you become a warlock!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I know :3
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Dangit, that’s the one I was hoping most to do, as he’d make for such a natural addition to the Order Mythos. I’ll probably go with Laeliel then.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I have no soul, I don't give a [gp] about my dignity, my attention is virtually nonexistent, I'll happily give you my deadname, and I bake cookies all the time anyway :3
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
It’s a deal then! Happy doing business with you.
Yay! New warlock friend!
*playfully zaps Druid with eldritch blast*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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However, if there are two gods of secrets (and I don’t doubt that Coronet and I have different ideas when it comes to the concept of a god of secrets), they could battle for control of the domain. Which could be cool.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I'm a level 20 multiclass warlock-druid yayyyyyy!
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
hello
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
Hmm. I wonder if I should become a warlock as well?
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Yes you should.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
But I need my soul to summon the elder gods, grant a boon, wish for a ring of three wishes and become all powerful. And then get my soul back
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
You could become a warlock of Archfey by giving them your ability to blink. That's what I did. And then I made it to where my eyes couldn't feel dry.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Hmmm. What if I gave him my enjoyment of sharp objects?
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Sure. Just summon him by putting his name in your next post.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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The sky is such a tease. First it wants to look like it's about to rain. But then it never does.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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That usually doesn't happen in Oklahoma. If it looks like it's about to rain, it does. And then a tornado comes in outta nowhere and destroys your town.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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