Going alright for me. Woke up. Mass. Got a sprinkler watering some plants I hope don't die.
Just chillin'. And got a D&D sess later today. Hoping they finally finish the BBEG's dungeon.
At a restaurant with my grandparents right now.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Going alright for me. Woke up. Mass. Got a sprinkler watering some plants I hope don't die.
Just chillin'. And got a D&D sess later today. Hoping they finally finish the BBEG's dungeon.
At a restaurant with my grandparents right now.
Cool. You see them often or is this a special occasion?
Ehhh... it's kinda in the middle. I had stayed at their house for about a week so I could hang out with them, so special occasion maybe?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
>be me >want to make broccoli chicken alfredo for dinner >go downstairs to get alfredo sauce >I've got quite a few jars, may as well make sure they're in use-by order >this is helpful, already found a Nov '24 that was after an April '25. >keep sorting, store some jars on top of other jars nearby >looks kinda precarious, but lets keep going >precarious can falls D: >it lands on the paper towels! :D >but then it falls onto the concrete D: >thisIsReallyMyFault.png >clean up the alfredo sauce >get all the glass >wash things it spilled onto >throw it out >go back down to finish the sorting > finish the sorting >oh wait I didn't actually get the two jars I wanted >go back down, grab the jars, rearrange the jars into a new order after taking some away >one jar left to place >place that jar >it decides to fall too >WTF.gif >thankfully it landed on a trash bag that had been laying there for a while (don't remember why to be honest) so it's much easier cleanup
I got back home from a trip, and theres political news. Pretty much all thats up for me
How'd the trip go?
Good. Met some of the people my younger relatives are dating
You're pretty young as I recall. And you're younger relatives are dating? Plural!
Though yeah, sounds nice.
ah, my bad. I worded that badly, just the younger ones in general, theyre like pretty old compared to me. Not sure of their ages but definitely 16+, more like 17 18
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I boil them in my cauldron then leave them in a jar full of fermented fish flesh for approximately 17.9 months before taking them out and roasting them again. I then put them in muffins. The only proper way to war them.
I boil them in my cauldron then leave them in a jar full of fermented fish flesh for approximately 17.9 months before taking them out and roasting them again. I then put them in muffins. The only proper way to war them.
I take a massive handful, shove it in my mouth, and start chewin'. I don't even bother takin' them out of the shells.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I got back home from a trip, and theres political news. Pretty much all thats up for me
How'd the trip go?
Good. Met some of the people my younger relatives are dating
You're pretty young as I recall. And you're younger relatives are dating? Plural!
Though yeah, sounds nice.
ah, my bad. I worded that badly, just the younger ones in general, theyre like pretty old compared to me. Not sure of their ages but definitely 16+, more like 17 18
I boil them in my cauldron then leave them in a jar full of fermented fish flesh for approximately 17.9 months before taking them out and roasting them again. I then put them in muffins. The only proper way to war them.
I take a massive handful, shove it in my mouth, and start chewin'. I don't even bother takin' them out of the shells.
I don't eat sunflower seeds. Never really interested me.
*An empty void. The silence is deafening, the darkness blinding.
Until... An eye appears. It gazes directly into your very SOUL. Then another, and another, and another and another and another until you're viewed in every direction. Mouths appear, screaming, shouting in glee, crying, and yelling, until just like the eyes they are everywhere. This cacophony fills your ears, overwhelming you. But then, one voice sounds out, much, much louder then the others. So loud, your SOUL shakes.
Aw. I remember the times when I'd go to sleep and in the morning LCW would've grown by 10+ pages lol.
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Summer seems to be a slower time for it,
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So how's Sunday treating, y'all?
Going alright for me. Woke up. Mass. Got a sprinkler watering some plants I hope don't die.
Just chillin'. And got a D&D sess later today. Hoping they finally finish the BBEG's dungeon.
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Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
At a restaurant with my grandparents right now.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Cool. You see them often or is this a special occasion?
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Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Ehhh... it's kinda in the middle. I had stayed at their house for about a week so I could hang out with them, so special occasion maybe?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I got back home from a trip, and theres political news. Pretty much all thats up for me
Nice for you to hang out with them. Hope you're having a good time.
How'd the trip go?
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Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
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Do this in your campaigns if you want a little more... PIZZAZZ!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Good. Met some of the people my younger relatives are dating
You're pretty young as I recall. And you're younger relatives are dating? Plural!
Though yeah, sounds nice.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Younger relatives?
dating?
strange.
Also,
>be me
>want to make broccoli chicken alfredo for dinner
>go downstairs to get alfredo sauce
>I've got quite a few jars, may as well make sure they're in use-by order
>this is helpful, already found a Nov '24 that was after an April '25.
>keep sorting, store some jars on top of other jars nearby
>looks kinda precarious, but lets keep going
>precarious can falls D:
>it lands on the paper towels! :D
>but then it falls onto the concrete D:
>thisIsReallyMyFault.png
>clean up the alfredo sauce
>get all the glass
>wash things it spilled onto
>throw it out
>go back down to finish the sorting
> finish the sorting
>oh wait I didn't actually get the two jars I wanted
>go back down, grab the jars, rearrange the jars into a new order after taking some away
>one jar left to place
>place that jar
>it decides to fall too
>WTF.gif
>thankfully it landed on a trash bag that had been laying there for a while (don't remember why to be honest) so it's much easier cleanup
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
ah, my bad. I worded that badly, just the younger ones in general, theyre like pretty old compared to me. Not sure of their ages but definitely 16+, more like 17 18
Quick question: How do y'all eat sunflower seeds?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I boil them in my cauldron then leave them in a jar full of fermented fish flesh for approximately 17.9 months before taking them out and roasting them again. I then put them in muffins. The only proper way to war them.
I take a massive handful, shove it in my mouth, and start chewin'. I don't even bother takin' them out of the shells.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Ah. That makes more sense.
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
I don't eat sunflower seeds. Never really interested me.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
*An empty void. The silence is deafening, the darkness blinding.
Until... An eye appears. It gazes directly into your very SOUL. Then another, and another, and another and another and another until you're viewed in every direction. Mouths appear, screaming, shouting in glee, crying, and yelling, until just like the eyes they are everywhere. This cacophony fills your ears, overwhelming you. But then, one voice sounds out, much, much louder then the others. So loud, your SOUL shakes.
"Hi"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
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