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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
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Choose one 1000000 HP or 10000000 all stats except constitution.
What's the CON mod?
Just thinking that high in the stats means you can use your feats on Tough, etc. And you're one-shotting anything you hit.
That's so you don't gain high con your con is 1 by the way.
So? Become a monk and you become quite literally untouchable other than for con saves, which you could bump up with various feats and ASIs. There is clearly a better option
With a 1 CON that's -5 mod.
You'll want to be a hill dwarf for the +1 hp.
If you do sorcerer, needs to be draconic so that you actually gain HP when levelling up.
Otherwise a d8 class is only 1hp per levelup. So at lv20 you have 4+19 = 23hp. d10, 11-5 + 19*(2) = 44hp. d12 barb, 65hp.
Like mentioned, you can also add in the Tough Feat for another 40hp.
And bear in mind that your high DEX mod means you're only getting hit on a nat-20. Plus you'll make any save barring CON. And the only way you'll miss is on a nat-1 attack or a legendary resistance from an enemy if you force a save.
We want attacks that'll add your mod. So either weapon, eldritch blast, or a cleric subclass with potent spellcasting.
I kinda like Warlock. You've got invocations that can keep you invisible. You've got the pact of the tome invocation that allows you to get a freebie go to 1hp instead of dying once per long rest. Plus with spell sniper eldritch blast becomes very long ranged to help with trying to not get hit and force is seldom resisted. Fiendlock will also give you more temp HP to deal with your low HP.
Otherwise may as well go with the barb just for the double-hp via rage. And again, anything you hit dies even without reckless attack.
Nice thing for cleric is bonus action spiritual weapon so you can dodge while 1-shotting enemies to reduce their odds of hitting from 1/20 to 1/400.
Agonizing blast eldritch blast would also get you a +charisma modifier. I forgot if Hexblades got proficiency in heavy armor, but if they do, a hexblade warlock, if they somehow got enough money in this scenario, they should get adamantine armor, which turns a critical hit into a normal hit. So in case any creature does hit you, it does at least a bit less damage. Find a way to get silvery barbs, which I believe works on attacks.
Agonizing blast eldritch blast would also get you a +charisma modifier. I forgot if Hexblades got proficiency in heavy armor, but if they do, a hexblade warlock, if they somehow got enough money in this scenario, they should get adamantine armor, which turns a critical hit into a normal hit. So in case any creature does hit you, it does at least a bit less damage. Find a way to get silvery barbs, which I believe works on attacks.
Hexblades are Medium Armor I believe, which is till fine for the adamantine. And I think you can still use your unarmored AC even while wearing armor if it's higher.
Agonizing blast eldritch blast would also get you a +charisma modifier. I forgot if Hexblades got proficiency in heavy armor, but if they do, a hexblade warlock, if they somehow got enough money in this scenario, they should get adamantine armor, which turns a critical hit into a normal hit. So in case any creature does hit you, it does at least a bit less damage. Find a way to get silvery barbs, which I believe works on attacks.
Hexblades are Medium Armor I believe, which is till fine for the adamantine. And I think you can still use your unarmored AC even while wearing armor if it's higher.
Mm, alright. So that would work. I think that warlock would be a good way to go, with eldritch spear and agonizing blast for Death Star lasers.
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2. For the stats or HP, definitely stats. There's the stuff the others said-- plus, with practically infinite Charisma you could gaslight the (gp) out of people.
"RAHHHHHH!!!! Me is the boss of this dungeon and will kill you!!!!!!!!! Nothing can convince me otherwise!!!!!"
"Don't kill me and I don't kill you"
"Oh ok" *peacefully standing there for 5 seconds, then a machine gun barrage*
Then there's Dexterity. First in initiative, and you can't get hit by anything less then a Nat 20 like the others said.
Strength means you can probably just do a forceful stomp and open a gateway to the underworld or something.
Wisdom and intelligence: B i g b r a i n
And then the stuff Vitus said for more HP.
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With a 1 CON that's -5 mod.
You'll want to be a hill dwarf for the +1 hp.
If you do sorcerer, needs to be draconic so that you actually gain HP when levelling up.
Otherwise a d8 class is only 1hp per levelup. So at lv20 you have 4+19 = 23hp.
d10, 11-5 + 19*(2) = 44hp.
d12 barb, 65hp.
Like mentioned, you can also add in the Tough Feat for another 40hp.
And bear in mind that your high DEX mod means you're only getting hit on a nat-20. Plus you'll make any save barring CON. And the only way you'll miss is on a nat-1 attack or a legendary resistance from an enemy if you force a save.
We want attacks that'll add your mod. So either weapon, eldritch blast, or a cleric subclass with potent spellcasting.
I kinda like Warlock. You've got invocations that can keep you invisible. You've got the pact of the tome invocation that allows you to get a freebie go to 1hp instead of dying once per long rest. Plus with spell sniper eldritch blast becomes very long ranged to help with trying to not get hit and force is seldom resisted. Fiendlock will also give you more temp HP to deal with your low HP.
Otherwise may as well go with the barb just for the double-hp via rage. And again, anything you hit dies even without reckless attack.
Nice thing for cleric is bonus action spiritual weapon so you can dodge while 1-shotting enemies to reduce their odds of hitting from 1/20 to 1/400.
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Agonizing blast eldritch blast would also get you a +charisma modifier. I forgot if Hexblades got proficiency in heavy armor, but if they do, a hexblade warlock, if they somehow got enough money in this scenario, they should get adamantine armor, which turns a critical hit into a normal hit. So in case any creature does hit you, it does at least a bit less damage. Find a way to get silvery barbs, which I believe works on attacks.
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Hexblades are Medium Armor I believe, which is till fine for the adamantine. And I think you can still use your unarmored AC even while wearing armor if it's higher.
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Mm, alright. So that would work. I think that warlock would be a good way to go, with eldritch spear and agonizing blast for Death Star lasers.
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I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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1. Hi, Atlas! Good to see you again!
2. For the stats or HP, definitely stats. There's the stuff the others said-- plus, with practically infinite Charisma you could gaslight the (gp) out of people.
"RAHHHHHH!!!! Me is the boss of this dungeon and will kill you!!!!!!!!! Nothing can convince me otherwise!!!!!"
"Don't kill me and I don't kill you"
"Oh ok" *peacefully standing there for 5 seconds, then a machine gun barrage*
Then there's Dexterity. First in initiative, and you can't get hit by anything less then a Nat 20 like the others said.
Strength means you can probably just do a forceful stomp and open a gateway to the underworld or something.
Wisdom and intelligence: B i g b r a i n
And then the stuff Vitus said for more HP.
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