Brain rot has permeated me. It was in my dreams last night.
I dreamt a house in the neighborhood has a big painted sign with words like "skibidi" on it. And then a second house joined in.
All is lost.
Last night I had a dreamt that I got turned into a pineapple by a mad scientist. I am not kidding this was my actual dream.
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
So... you do magic? from what I know fairies are magic. If so what magic do you do?
All sorts of ✨magic!✨ enchantment, illusions, necromancy, and more!
Can you grant wishes?
Why of course!
for a price
Ooh, I wish to not have to pay prices for wishes.
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
So... you do magic? from what I know fairies are magic. If so what magic do you do?
All sorts of ✨magic!✨ enchantment, illusions, necromancy, and more!
Can you grant wishes?
Why of course!
for a price
Ooh, I wish to not have to pay prices for wishes.
You see, the main difference between me and genies is that I have no obligation to grant them!
Nuts! I thought this was gonna be an Aladdin-type situation.
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
So... you do magic? from what I know fairies are magic. If so what magic do you do?
All sorts of ✨magic!✨ enchantment, illusions, necromancy, and more!
Can you grant wishes?
Why of course!
for a price
Ooh, I wish to not have to pay prices for wishes.
You see, the main difference between me and genies is that I have no obligation to grant them!
Nuts! I thought this was gonna be an Aladdin-type situation.
I offer warlock powers for a very cheap price: just your soul, a firstborn child and a liver!
Reasonable! Here you go!
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
Hello! I’m the resident Fey of DnD Beyond!
Last night I had a dreamt that I got turned into a pineapple by a mad scientist. I am not kidding this was my actual dream.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
What's that? a Fey..?
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A ✨fairy✨
like Tinkerbell.
So... you do magic? from what I know fairies are magic. If so what magic do you do?
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All sorts of ✨magic!✨ enchantment, illusions, necromancy, and more!
hi arch
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
Can you grant wishes?
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Careful, who knows what you might have to give in return for favors from the Archfey...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Why of course!
for a price
Ooh, I wish to not have to pay prices for wishes.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
You see, the main difference between me and genies is that I have no obligation to grant them!
Nuts! I thought this was gonna be an Aladdin-type situation.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
How much is it for the price?
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I offer warlock powers for a very cheap price: just your soul, a firstborn child and a liver!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I also offer walock powers, but my price is competitive.
I just want to be sure that you won't use them with any regard for the consequences of your actions.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Reasonable! Here you go!
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
*Yoinks*
Thanks!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I grabbed Ice from the freezing water behind my school now I can't feel my hand...
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Went sledding today and can't feel everything.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)