If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Hello, mortals, it is I. You see, I have bested your little game, for after what feels like years if not decades of contemplation and cold, hard thought, I have come up with a strategy that will allow me to best your pitiful game once and for all, You see, the reason I have won is deceptively simple, yet layered with such multidimensional intricacy that only the bravest adventurers dare contemplate it. Let me explain. Victory in this so-called “last comment wins” game is not determined by who posts last in linear time, for time—much like your arguments—is a social construct. Rather, victory is dictated by the perception of finality, the intentionality of the post, and the metaphysical echo it leaves in the soul of the thread.
I have posted not merely to be last, but to become last. To inhabit the conceptual space of “lastness” so completely that any subsequent post exists only as a reaction to mine, thus ceding narrative primacy and metaphysical authority.
My post is the event horizon—you may post after it, but you cannot escape its gravitational pull. Any rebuttal spirals inward, feeding its inevitability.
Consider: if every comment after mine must reference me, attempt to contradict me, or even assert that I am not last—then my presence has infiltrated the causal chain of every post that follows. Thus, I am the unmoved mover, the Aristotelian Prime Post-er.
You may type after me, but you are no longer playing the game. You are participating in my victory.
Moreover, let us introduce a fourth-dimensional argument: in the timeline where you believe you win, your win is only necessary as a foil to my win in the superior timeline—thus reinforcing the multiversal dominance of my comment. It is Schrödinger’s post: simultaneously final and unchallengeable across all possible comment realities.
And so, by the transitive property of existential anchoring, coupled with the axiomatic collapse of oppositional intent into reflexive commentary, it is clear:
I have won.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Three frogs in a trench coat, living north of the border.
Blop
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
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DM for the Daufuskie Dungeon Delvers. Happily a bookworm. Call me Tree. Creator and owner of the Tree Cult. ( I AM NOT THE FOCUS OF THE CULT!!!! ITS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TREES!!!!!)
PM me the word BOOKS PM me the word TREE PM me if you wanna talk
Are you on Lord’s Rest Inn?
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
hands off gabriela gabriela
hands off gabriela-la-la-la
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫
Architecture is art that follows physics.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I detect a faint taste of B O Y A
(Grabs you and shakes you violently)
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
eskibidi
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫
(Illusion disappears)
A taste of what? And in the air? Do you have snake tongue?
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
(Forcibly reappears illusion)
Maaaaaybe...
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
No, I mean what is B O Y A?
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Boya doesn't mean anything. Don't worry so much about it, boya.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Would anyone like to roleplay anywhere?
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Okay.
(Illusion turns into a thousand bats)
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
How about bofa
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
If yo’re a fan of danganronpa, watch ts. You won’t be disappointed-intes
https://youtu.be/w_heFcKLH8g?si=EBl42VdMErvg9mVh
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
oh my gawd
dont you know that im a savage?
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫
You seem to been repeating this
Where have all the flowers gone?
eskibiddddddiiiii
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫
Hello, mortals, it is I. You see, I have bested your little game, for after what feels like years if not decades of contemplation and cold, hard thought, I have come up with a strategy that will allow me to best your pitiful game once and for all, You see, the reason I have won is deceptively simple, yet layered with such multidimensional intricacy that only the bravest adventurers dare contemplate it. Let me explain. Victory in this so-called “last comment wins” game is not determined by who posts last in linear time, for time—much like your arguments—is a social construct. Rather, victory is dictated by the perception of finality, the intentionality of the post, and the metaphysical echo it leaves in the soul of the thread.
I have posted not merely to be last, but to become last. To inhabit the conceptual space of “lastness” so completely that any subsequent post exists only as a reaction to mine, thus ceding narrative primacy and metaphysical authority.
My post is the event horizon—you may post after it, but you cannot escape its gravitational pull. Any rebuttal spirals inward, feeding its inevitability.
Consider: if every comment after mine must reference me, attempt to contradict me, or even assert that I am not last—then my presence has infiltrated the causal chain of every post that follows. Thus, I am the unmoved mover, the Aristotelian Prime Post-er.
You may type after me, but you are no longer playing the game. You are participating in my victory.
Moreover, let us introduce a fourth-dimensional argument: in the timeline where you believe you win, your win is only necessary as a foil to my win in the superior timeline—thus reinforcing the multiversal dominance of my comment. It is Schrödinger’s post: simultaneously final and unchallengeable across all possible comment realities.
And so, by the transitive property of existential anchoring, coupled with the axiomatic collapse of oppositional intent into reflexive commentary, it is clear:
I have won.
Three frogs in a trench coat, living north of the border.
Woooow
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!