(I should be back on more now that college stuff is done.)
what do you plan to do in college, old man?
Aret you older than them?
Or did i miss something?
I'm almost 15, despite my kind of beard and mustache Honestly, being 15 and having a beard probably is relatively normal. People give me a lot of mixed notions about it. Could just be the polish and italian
But I assume if they're going to college they're older than I
Fellow Polish heritage!!!
yeah, unfortunately I don’t feel super connected to it, which is kinda what most Americans feel about their heritage I guess. Besides like the literal biological things it might have passed onto me, I don’t really have any connection to Poland or Polish American culture
My dads side is a lot of Italian and Polish, while my mom is like a ton of stuff in Europe. I think Irish is one of them
Yeah. American dream -- of synthesis into the whole.
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>be me >find one-shot that has a lot of things I like >one issue >the transition point feels very railroady >they drink poisoned cider or get mobbed by a mob >worry about this; wonder how I'll handle it >get ideas going, get to night of the one-shot
>party gets to town, starts noticing there's something wrong with the vibe >go to a bar >okay, Vitus, you can do this, you've got contingency plans to get things moving >just hope it won't feel railroady >barbarian asks if there's an affluent guy nearby he can pickpocket >um... what? >well... sure... roll sleight of hand >barbarian gets caught >hmm, not how I anticipated things going, but hey! >aarakocra cleric steps in, with some deception there's enough to try convincing the guy the barbarian was just picking off lint or something >guy is gruff, does a little insult at goblins still >goblin barbarian takes them as fighting words >he wants to attack the man; rolling initiative >it's 1v1 right? >Me: um, you're in a town that's been looking at you guys weird and are about to initiate a fight with a guy >Me: It's not 1v1 >party starts realizing just how many people there are on the map >they're going "uh oh" >combat ensues >goblin barbarian is first to act; he disengages and hightails it out of the place >bunch of dudes come at the rogue and cleric, some pick up chairs as improvised weapons >second wave has daggers, they knock 'em out >druid outside joins with barbarian >guys rush out; capture the goblin the party adopted >barbarian and druid hightail it out and then get to see the town carrying away their allies after T-posing over the unconscious bodies
The part I was worried about ended up turning into a very natural catalyst to partymembers being captured and led to a rather fun second half of the one-shot.
Also put them against a nothic and the druid used thorn whip with (IIRC) a critical to finish him. Which was flavored as the eye just getting ripped out. And the barb player, since this nothic was named Eyegor, was like, "Guess he's just Gor now."
(I should be back on more now that college stuff is done.)
what do you plan to do in college, old man?
Aret you older than them?
Or did i miss something?
I'm almost 15, despite my kind of beard and mustache Honestly, being 15 and having a beard probably is relatively normal. People give me a lot of mixed notions about it. Could just be the polish and italian
But I assume if they're going to college they're older than I
Fellow Polish heritage!!!
yeah, unfortunately I don’t feel super connected to it, which is kinda what most Americans feel about their heritage I guess. Besides like the literal biological things it might have passed onto me, I don’t really have any connection to Poland or Polish American culture
My dads side is a lot of Italian and Polish, while my mom is like a ton of stuff in Europe. I think Irish is one of them
Yeah. American dream -- of synthesis into the whole.
wait no way pj is younger than me. that's crazy. just goes to show ig.
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A little about me, I'm a bit of an emotional trainwreck, but I'm workin' on gettin' better. My favorite things in life are TTRPGs, Deathcore, and doin' sensational pinch harmonics until my cab blows out (I've done this like twice, but it was all in good fun). Favorite band is Lorna Shore, y'all should check out their newest studio album, IFTEFWM, it's a banger, trust me.
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>be me
>find one-shot that has a lot of things I like
>one issue
>the transition point feels very railroady
>they drink poisoned cider or get mobbed by a mob
>worry about this; wonder how I'll handle it
>get ideas going, get to night of the one-shot
>party gets to town, starts noticing there's something wrong with the vibe
>go to a bar
>okay, Vitus, you can do this, you've got contingency plans to get things moving
>just hope it won't feel railroady
>barbarian asks if there's an affluent guy nearby he can pickpocket
>um... what?
>well... sure... roll sleight of hand
>barbarian gets caught
>hmm, not how I anticipated things going, but hey!
>aarakocra cleric steps in, with some deception there's enough to try convincing the guy the barbarian was just picking off lint or something
>guy is gruff, does a little insult at goblins still
>goblin barbarian takes them as fighting words
>he wants to attack the man; rolling initiative
>it's 1v1 right?
>Me: um, you're in a town that's been looking at you guys weird and are about to initiate a fight with a guy
>Me: It's not 1v1
>party starts realizing just how many people there are on the map
>they're going "uh oh"
>combat ensues
>goblin barbarian is first to act; he disengages and hightails it out of the place
>bunch of dudes come at the rogue and cleric, some pick up chairs as improvised weapons
>second wave has daggers, they knock 'em out
>druid outside joins with barbarian
>guys rush out; capture the goblin the party adopted
>barbarian and druid hightail it out and then get to see the town carrying away their allies after T-posing over the unconscious bodies
The part I was worried about ended up turning into a very natural catalyst to partymembers being captured and led to a rather fun second half of the one-shot.
Also put them against a nothic and the druid used thorn whip with (IIRC) a critical to finish him. Which was flavored as the eye just getting ripped out. And the barb player, since this nothic was named Eyegor, was like, "Guess he's just Gor now."
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wait no way pj is younger than me. that's crazy. just goes to show ig.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
YOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIBBER!!! If you don't mind me asking, how old are you now?
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Howdy, I'm Trilogy, but y'all can call me "3" if y'all want.
A little about me, I'm a bit of an emotional trainwreck, but I'm workin' on gettin' better. My favorite things in life are TTRPGs, Deathcore, and doin' sensational pinch harmonics until my cab blows out (I've done this like twice, but it was all in good fun). Favorite band is Lorna Shore, y'all should check out their newest studio album, IFTEFWM, it's a banger, trust me.
That's all from me, for now, take it easy ladies and gents,
Trilogy
Thank you all!
I'm gonna eat the void once I'm done with this cake
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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I'd prefer to keep that info private, I'm older then you tho hehehehe
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aw darn it. wait, how do you know my age??
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Oh wait I misread who posted, I'm older then PJ actually
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...what does the cakeinator do?
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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I have now, how glorious
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig