*jumps in* BARRICADE THE DOOR ONCE EVERYONE IS IN THE BUNKER! START COOKING A TURKEY OR SOMETHING, MAYBE THAT CAN COUNTERACT HER!
WHATS HAPPENING WHY ARE WE IN A BUNKER
SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED, ASPEN IS AIDING HER DEFROSTING
SAVE US
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
*A Ochre Jelly is in the pantry where the turkey is, chilling. Literally.*
Oh, nice!
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
*A Ochre Jelly is in the pantry where the turkey is, chilling. Literally.*
Oh, nice!
*Yep. Try cooking it now. It'll end well. Someone should probably check on Dinao...*
*I cook it with my stomach!*
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
*A Ochre Jelly is in the pantry where the turkey is, chilling. Literally.*
Oh, nice!
*Yep. Try cooking it now. It'll end well. Someone should probably check on Dinao...*
*I cook it with my stomach!*
*It spreads slowly outwards. When it brushes your brain, the electrical signals cause it to split. Several smaller ones pour out of your ears and nose.*
That feels good!
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
*A Ochre Jelly is in the pantry where the turkey is, chilling. Literally.*
Oh, nice!
*Yep. Try cooking it now. It'll end well. Someone should probably check on Dinao...*
*I cook it with my stomach!*
*It spreads slowly outwards. When it brushes your brain, the electrical signals cause it to split. Several smaller ones pour out of your ears and nose.*
That feels good!
The little blobs look at you. Despite their inability to have expressions, they seem clearly disturbed.
It did,
Don't look at me with that tone of voice
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
The little blobs look at you. Despite their inability to have expressions, they seem clearly disturbed.
It did,
Don't look at me with that tone of voice
They jiggle strangely.
hi
You could shape your body into words!
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
The little blobs look at you. Despite their inability to have expressions, they seem clearly disturbed.
It did,
Don't look at me with that tone of voice
They jiggle strangely.
hi
You could shape your body into words!
*A voice speaks from the shadows.* "Don't encourage them. They'll just..." *A sigh.* "Too late."
The blobs have transformed into rather unfriendly words.
Nice!
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
The little blobs look at you. Despite their inability to have expressions, they seem clearly disturbed.
It did,
Don't look at me with that tone of voice
They jiggle strangely.
hi
You could shape your body into words!
*A voice speaks from the shadows.* "Don't encourage them. They'll just..." *A sigh.* "Too late."
The blobs have transformed into rather unfriendly words.
Nice!
A weird sound comes from the shadows, reminiscent of someone face-palming.
What?
I can do the same
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
A weird sound comes from the shadows, reminiscent of someone face-palming.
What?
I can do the same
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
The blobs jiggle happily as the sound of crying comes from the shadows.
*BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPITY BEEEP BEEP*
was that to much?
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED, ASPEN IS AIDING HER DEFROSTING
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
SAVE US
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
Oh, nice!
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
*I cook it with my stomach!*
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
That feels good!
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
It did,
Don't look at me with that tone of voice
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
hi
You could shape your body into words!
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
Nice!
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
What?
I can do the same
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
*BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPITY BEEEP BEEP*
was that to much?
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at you own risk.
I'm... I'm not sure what's going on...
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
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