Imagine a Land Without Sam Riegel... We'd be down one more old man. Don't remove Liam, oh he's Smeagol, But Sam, oh his humor we should ban.
This song is not without regrets, For every Sam is some freshly cut grass; However, without a Sam we'd have no jokes about no regerts, And maybe our humors would last.
But if you don't want a world without Sammie, I tell you just where you should be. You should go be with the lambies, Because Sam Riegel is mad, come see!
- Written by a nerd who is totally not Sam Riegel in a speedo. (Quick! Avert your eyes!)
So, you're stuck in a room with no doors or windows. The only things in the room with you are a mirror, a bed, and a calendar. You are in desperate need of food and water. How do you survive, and how do you escape? (This requires three answers: Food, Water, and Escape. Good luck!)
Pfffft, I can just cast Goodberry for food, Create Water for water, and Teleport for escape.
*obviously a joke answer and not a serious one*
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So, you're stuck in a room with no doors or windows. The only things in the room with you are a mirror, a bed, and a calendar. You are in desperate need of food and water. How do you survive, and how do you escape? (This requires three answers: Food, Water, and Escape. Good luck!)
Pfffft, I can just cast Goodberry for food, Create Water for water, and Teleport for escape.
Pretty sure bags of holding don't work in antimagic fields. I think they just dump everything in them out. And, also, it's just you, the mirror, bed, and calendar, any magic items (such as a bag of holding) you may have had aren't in there.
Courrrrrrrrrrect
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Imagine a Land Without Sam Riegel...
We'd be down one more old man.
Don't remove Liam, oh he's Smeagol,
But Sam, oh his humor we should ban.
This song is not without regrets,
For every Sam is some freshly cut grass;
However, without a Sam we'd have no jokes about no regerts,
And maybe our humors would last.
But if you don't want a world without Sammie,
I tell you just where you should be.
You should go be with the lambies,
Because Sam Riegel is mad, come see!
- Written by a nerd who is totally not Sam Riegel in a speedo. (Quick! Avert your eyes!)
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Pfffft, I can just cast Goodberry for food, Create Water for water, and Teleport for escape.
*obviously a joke answer and not a serious one*
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Oh, I forgot to mention the Antimagic Field.
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What if they do it in a bag of holding then? (with the bag closed an sealed)
Pretty sure bags of holding don't work in antimagic fields. I think they just dump everything in them out. And, also, it's just you, the mirror, bed, and calendar, any magic items (such as a bag of holding) you may have had aren't in there.
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hmm
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Am snek.
not a rick roll, trust me
You did not technically lie to me
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yes why would I?
For a reason, of course. But the question is, will any one else click it?
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not anymore probably
reasons
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I feel like people aren't even trying to be the last comment, and are rather just using this as a shizposting place.
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Im trying by shitposting
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It will come down to whoever has the will to shitpost longer.
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I'm here for both.
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Could be me
I am also here.
Am snek.