Well what do witches do? The float! Because they're made of wood. And you know what else floats? A duck! So if she weighs less than a duck, then she's a witch.
But I'm pretty sure it was that witches burn, so does wood, wood floats, so do ducks, so therefore, if the woman weighs the same as a duck, she is a witch.
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So... we just... talk on this thread?
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pretty much, as we don't exactly know when the last comment will be.
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What is the best way to test if a woman is a witch?
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Well what do witches do? The float! Because they're made of wood. And you know what else floats? A duck! So if she weighs less than a duck, then she's a witch.
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Weighs the same or more.
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But I'm pretty sure it was that witches burn, so does wood, wood floats, so do ducks, so therefore, if the woman weighs the same as a duck, she is a witch.
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Sorry
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