Welcome to the Legendary Hotel California: An Evening of Intrigue at the Mysterious Inn!
Be cautious! The hotel conceals enigmatic secrets, and not all who check in may ever check out...
Step into the Mysterious Inn, where the echoes of the past and whispers of the present intertwine. Prepare yourself for a night of cryptic adventures and bewitching encounters amidst the timeless walls of the Hotel California.
As you cross the threshold into the hotel lobby, Drummer awaits in the heart of the enigmatic establishment, surrounded by intriguing artifacts and clandestine provisions for the night's enigmatic quest.
"Our mission tonight,"Drummer declares, "is to unearth the 6 most enigmatic and elusive snacks hidden within the enigmatic depths of the Hotel California. Only then can the mysteries of the night unravel, and only then can the road back home be revealed."
Remember, each guest can wield only 1 secret artifact and carry 1 mysterious tool at a time. To exchange, return to the heart of the Hotel California.
Secret Artifacts:
The Whispering Key. (Unlocks hidden chambers and whispers secrets from the forgotten past)
The Spectral Mirror. (Reveals the truth behind illusions and reflections, exposing hidden truths)
The Cursed Tapestry. (Unravels the threads of fate, revealing hidden paths and revealing the future)
The Echoing Bellhop Bell. (Summons ethereal guides and mystical servants, aiding in the exploration of the hotel's enigmatic corridors)
The Forgotten Guestbook. (Chronicles the histories of previous guests, unraveling the mysteries of their arrivals and departures)
Rules of engagement with the unknown will be disclosed if the need arises.
Mysterious Tools:
The Wandering Lantern
The Enigmatic Keycard
The Ghostly Compass
The Eerie Room Service Menu
The Haunting Ouija Board
The Shadowy Dossier
The Whispering Journal
The Phantom Candle
The Arcane Photo Frame
The Enchanted Room Key
The Otherworldly Elevator Button
The Cryptic Map
The Esoteric Suitcase
The Cryptic Fountain Pen
The Phantom Book of Riddles
The Lost Bellhop Cap
The Enigmatic Puzzle Box
The Timeless Pocket Watch
The Invisible Luggage Cart
The Hotel California Room Key
Mysteries of the Hotel California:
All guests must be 13 or older. Confirm that your account age meets this requirement.
Respect the secrecy and mystique of the hotel. Use appropriate language and conduct. Use [gp] to censor any inappropriate language.
Collaboration and intrigue are the essence of this journey. Support your fellow guests as you navigate the twists and turns of the Hotel California.
Absolutely no dark dealings or malevolent intentions are permitted. Let the enigma and allure of the night guide your steps.
Immerse yourself in the whispers of the hotel and embrace the enigmatic world unfolding around you!
The Hotel California's Enigmatic Rules:
Knock three times upon the Ghostly Door and utter the riddle of the lost to gain entry. Any misstep might awaken the spectral guardians of the hotel.
If the hallways shift unexpectedly, follow the glimmering trail of apparitions to find your way back. Looking back might lead you deeper into the labyrinth of the hotel's past.
When the portraits speak of forgotten tales, heed their words to unlock hidden passages and clues leading to the mysterious snacks.
Hold your breath when the shadows deepen and the echoes stir. Exhaling might awaken the spectral residents, sworn to protect the secrets of the Hotel California from prying eyes.
Avert your gaze from the Ghostly Maid. Engaging with her might bind you to the hotel's ancient curses and eternal mysteries.
The Hall of Whispers conceals the final test. Only those who have collected all six mysterious snacks can decipher its riddles and emerge victorious from the shadows of the Hotel California.
Count the toll of the Eternal Bell. If its toll exceeds twelve, retreat immediately to avoid the clutches of the Timeless Specter.
Should the Phantom Butler appear, offer him the Emblem of Hospitality to navigate the corridors of the Hotel California without interference.
Beware the Seductive Melody in the Ballroom of Illusions. Listen closely to discern its tune, which may guide you through the next chamber of the enigmatic hotel.
Inscribe "Eternal Enigma" on your palms to invoke the protective magic of the hotel's ancient mysteries and shadowy guardians.
Whisper "Phantom's Veil" into the echoes to reveal the hidden enchantments and cryptic symbols written within the hotel's forgotten ledgers and guest logs.
Chant "Ethereal Echoes" in times of uncertainty to summon the enigmatic spirits of the hotel's past and seek their guidance through the timeless secrets and puzzles of the Hotel California.
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You’re welcome.
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DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
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If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
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DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
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Welcome to the Legendary Hotel California: An Evening of Intrigue at the Mysterious Inn!
Be cautious! The hotel conceals enigmatic secrets, and not all who check in may ever check out...
Step into the Mysterious Inn, where the echoes of the past and whispers of the present intertwine. Prepare yourself for a night of cryptic adventures and bewitching encounters amidst the timeless walls of the Hotel California.
As you cross the threshold into the hotel lobby, Drummer awaits in the heart of the enigmatic establishment, surrounded by intriguing artifacts and clandestine provisions for the night's enigmatic quest.
"Our mission tonight," Drummer declares, "is to unearth the 6 most enigmatic and elusive snacks hidden within the enigmatic depths of the Hotel California. Only then can the mysteries of the night unravel, and only then can the road back home be revealed."
Remember, each guest can wield only 1 secret artifact and carry 1 mysterious tool at a time. To exchange, return to the heart of the Hotel California.
Secret Artifacts:
Rules of engagement with the unknown will be disclosed if the need arises.
Mysterious Tools:
Mysteries of the Hotel California:
The Hotel California's Enigmatic Rules:
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I am the maker of The Cult of Mythology Nerds!
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