*looks over both shoulders, positioning himself to block the others and reveals to Vexx a small horde of rat-chicken rotisserie and a bundle of 10-15 rat tails*
Which would you like first? >:]
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*Grabs the bundle of rat tails and ties them to his face...He then runs off squealing with his new tasty RatChicken Noodle Beard!* EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
I just gave you pie in another thread!
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...it's gone v-v. Besides, you have chicken now!
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Yes, but it's my chicken. You cannot haz.
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*grumbles and sits back* ...fine.
*uses Summon Nature's Ally to call a dire rat and commences making his own "chicken"*
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O___O
Dassa biiiig rat.
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It's my rat -.-
*scooches around to put his back to the Tiefling*
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Wat! we get to has rat chickens now! :O
I've never tasted a rat chicken. Dibs on the tail! I hear Rat tails are nature's noodles!
>_>
*mantles over his rat. Kicks the tail out to Vexx* You're welcome for the noodle. Remind me to get us some more *__*
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No... no noodles.
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Deal!
Vexx scurries over and ravages the tail just like that time Smeagol got ahold of a fish!
mmmm tasty noodles...prescious!
*moves away from the group with his rat*
Oh! Now~ people want food shared >_>
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My pie is still mine. *Eats pie*
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*Beckons Vexx over*
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
*Slowly creeps over to HypeFox*
Joo has moar RatChicken Noodles?
*looks over both shoulders, positioning himself to block the others and reveals to Vexx a small horde of rat-chicken rotisserie and a bundle of 10-15 rat tails*
Which would you like first? >:]
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
*Grabs the bundle of rat tails and ties them to his face...He then runs off squealing with his new tasty RatChicken Noodle Beard!* EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
..........
My Mountain Dwarf Fighter, from the Peaks of Winter Play by Post. I'm very proud of him. Thanks to VillainTheory for backstory inspiration.
http://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/play-by-post/1903-the-peaks-of-winters-hold?comment=13
*eyes Vortex suspiciously*
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
Okay, I just got home and I'm starving. Who has food for me?
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
*shifts uncomfortably* The Tiefling does >:]
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