Oh, Dark, thought you might like this bit of homebrew lore I came up with:
Werewolves aren't as evil or vicious as they sound, and even a casual observer can glean this information. Sure, they don't get along well with people outside the pack, but they're closer to families of... well... I don't know how to say this politely, but they're hillbillies. Think Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but the family is not cannibalistic.
The leader of the pack is the oldest woman in the family. They go out hunting with shotguns and knives and chainsaws on full moon nights and bring their kills back to put on the barbecue. They only kill humanoids when they have no other options. They are xenophobic, but are willing to bring in human friends on rare occasions, such as weddings and birthdays.
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Oh, Dark, thought you might like this bit of homebrew lore I came up with:
Werewolves aren't as evil or vicious as they sound, and even a casual observer can glean this information. Sure, they don't get along well with people outside the pack, but they're closer to families of... well... I don't know how to say this politely, but they're hillbillies. Think Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but the family is not cannibalistic.
The leader of the pack is the oldest woman in the family. They go out hunting with shotguns and knives and chainsaws on full moon nights and bring their kills back to put on the barbecue. They only kill humanoids when they have no other options. They are xenophobic, but are willing to bring in human friends on rare occasions, such as weddings and birthdays.
That's awesome. I always love backwoods hillbilly monsters. Honestly, parts of this description match up well with several redneck families I know, minus the occasional cannibalism... I think.
Was it good?
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It came from a can.
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If you liked it that's good, but it sounds like it would be bad, especially if it came from a can, but I'm just personally not a fan of clam chowder
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Me neither tbh
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Anyone else want an Elden Ring tavern?
I do, I just don't want it enough to make one myself.
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I don't know much about Elden Ring
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Same as you, Baal
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Sounds like it would be cool though
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Anyone wanna RP?
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Perfect! You come on down to the stage, let's decide where we RP!
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THAT WAS NOT UNDER AN HOUR SORRY LOL
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the second looks cooler to me, but in terms of cheese volcano realness(which is of course a very important study), the first one is better i think
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I am working on a town builder campaign for my players, and I'm building a new world to entertain them.
I'm letting them pick out some of the inspirations.
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That sounds like it would be really fun for the players. Good idea.
Oh, Dark, thought you might like this bit of homebrew lore I came up with:
Werewolves aren't as evil or vicious as they sound, and even a casual observer can glean this information. Sure, they don't get along well with people outside the pack, but they're closer to families of... well... I don't know how to say this politely, but they're hillbillies. Think Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but the family is not cannibalistic.
The leader of the pack is the oldest woman in the family. They go out hunting with shotguns and knives and chainsaws on full moon nights and bring their kills back to put on the barbecue. They only kill humanoids when they have no other options. They are xenophobic, but are willing to bring in human friends on rare occasions, such as weddings and birthdays.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
That's awesome. I always love backwoods hillbilly monsters. Honestly, parts of this description match up well with several redneck families I know, minus the occasional cannibalism... I think.
Man, I wish it was December. I have a fun Christmas themed character that I want to play.
I guess Halloween is coming, maybe I should just make a Halloween character.
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Too ****ing bad.
*Shoves you into Halloween pit*
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