Theatre teachers are expert liars and manipulators, able to change their appearance on a whim. But the best way to beat them is to do the same: pretend to be something you aren’t. Act! Put on a Show! Beat them at their own game.
English teachers are vile monsters hidden under a veil of sophistication. They will have lots of wizard spells that they stole from other wizards they killed recently, and if someone calls them out on plagiarism, they lose the spell.
Music teachers: they are the nicest of the bunch. Unless you didn't practice, then they kill you. Their action is "Sonic Blast" where they play their instrument at you, dealing force damage.
*variant: Shaming Music Teacher, they can lecture you, decreasing your Charisma score by 1d4-2 on a failed save.*
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Hey I just had an idea for a monster based off of… well basically what Gibber just said:
a monster that feeds on confusion!
I like this idea. The characters should not know that this is how it feeds, so it can toy with them relentlessly with absolutely no reason. It might drop riddles with no answers, attack randomly, befriend the party the next second, and just act completely irrationally and cause the party to doubt their every move.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Principles are like an alpha variant, creating and ruling over the teachers, they will personally punish those who are strong enough to defeat other teachers.
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She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
Honestly i feel sympathy for teachers. You know why? I know all the inside scoops and how hard it is.
(i'm not a teacher tho i could never handle that)
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
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Terra Lubridia archive:
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mood
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*intense confusion noises*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Hey I just had an idea for a monster based off of… well basically what Gibber just said:
a monster that feeds on confusion!
Fool! I'm actually trapped in a potato, not a pickle!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
A calculus teacher? not a bad idea. Hm.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Wait, I feed on confusion? I wasn't just real confused? I mean, yes, yes I do!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Okay well now I want to turn different types of teachers into monsters.
History teacher-- a monster that avoids physical fights, puts it's victims to sleep
Gym Teacher-- a monster that believes only the strongest survive and tasks you with completing obstacle courses and stuff in its lair, or it attacks
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Same here.
P.E. teacher is an ogre, naturally. But I'm kinda lost for ideas after that.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
That'd make for a fun dungeon lol
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Theatre teachers are expert liars and manipulators, able to change their appearance on a whim. But the best way to beat them is to do the same: pretend to be something you aren’t. Act! Put on a Show! Beat them at their own game.
English teacher-- cultist of the Cult of Grammar, any grammatical incorrection and they attack
That was a joke, in reality maybe something to do with a library?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
English teachers are vile monsters hidden under a veil of sophistication. They will have lots of wizard spells that they stole from other wizards they killed recently, and if someone calls them out on plagiarism, they lose the spell.
Music teachers: they are the nicest of the bunch. Unless you didn't practice, then they kill you. Their action is "Sonic Blast" where they play their instrument at you, dealing force damage.
*variant: Shaming Music Teacher, they can lecture you, decreasing your Charisma score by 1d4-2 on a failed save.*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I like this idea. The characters should not know that this is how it feeds, so it can toy with them relentlessly with absolutely no reason. It might drop riddles with no answers, attack randomly, befriend the party the next second, and just act completely irrationally and cause the party to doubt their every move.
Should i share my french toast recepie?
Y/N
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Principles are like an alpha variant, creating and ruling over the teachers, they will personally punish those who are strong enough to defeat other teachers.
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
E
Or maybe G.
Perhaps Y?
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Honestly i feel sympathy for teachers. You know why? I know all the inside scoops and how hard it is.
(i'm not a teacher tho i could never handle that)
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)