By the way, here is the life cycle of an average demon. It reverts to the first stage when killed and slowly reforms.
Larva is the first stage, followed by slug monster. Then, a spooky little girl. Then a snobby rich teenager. Then, a “human,“ lawyer. Then a floating amalgamation of eyes. Then, a Lawyer. Then An adult demon.
Does the snobby rich teenager stage have affluenza?
Yes, yes they do.
in addition, they have Influenza, which they spread constantly because they never bother to wear a mask.
So here’s my absolutely wonderful idea for the starting plot of a call of Cthulhu campaign, written like a commercial.
Introducing our newest product! Quality, sugar free and healthy breakfast!
say hello to Cthulhloops, our first choice for breakfast every single day! Start the day with a nice flavor and the knowledge that your life is meaningless! Praise the lord beneath the sea! Praise Dagon! Praise Hydra-
now with new flavors, lime, green apple, kalamari, and the embrace of cold nothingness!
YOU WILL TAKE PART
buy now, and get your friends to buy some too! Embrace the taste of insanity!
He who waits dreaming calls to us, buy Cthulhloops now! It’s great for your heart, and it makes our slumbering master of R’lyeh happy!
YOU WILL TAKE PART
Buy our number one best selling cereal in America! Half the price of ordinary brands, twice as delicious, and healthier too! Besides, you’ll love the visions of the world yet to come, ravaged by the actions of the elder ones who sleep beneath the waves, soon to wake and bring about the end of days!
Yes, yes they do.
in addition, they have Influenza, which they spread constantly because they never bother to wear a mask.
*Maybe
Mabye is some weird slang for "Bye, Ma!"
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
I suddenly really want to run call of Cthulhu again, but maybe Pulp Cthulhu so I can run more awesome encounters with monsters.
Call of Cthulu: Telephone Edition
You prank call Eldritch Horrors.
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Amazing. The investigators summon Cthulhu instead of the cultists.
Hey, Cthulu, is your refrigerator running?
...Į̶̨̧̤̠̩͙͔͎̮͍̻̯̅͌̊'̷̺̝̜̝̒̍͂́̀͋̓̈́͠m̶̥̹̳̩͇̦͍͍͉̪̟͐ ̷̧̛͉͔͉̞̮̞̻͗̄̓͂̈͑̏̎̈́̃̕͝g̷̠̺͖̮̘̤̒̌͆̽́̏̀͝͝ǫ̶̮͎͉̞̥͔̩̟̰̉͆͘͜ĩ̷͇̝͕̀̈́̌̃n̷̢͍͉̤͚̳̖͚̪̋̈̒̎g̷̢̹͕̟̺͖̙̖̃͌̈͛͠ͅ ̶̢̥͈͕̄͑̉̇̄̉͜͝͝t̷̲̥̖̋̾̽̌̽̂͑͛̃̀̑͗̊̄̕ŏ̸̜̮̰͔͉̱͖̪̼͈̭̽̆̏͒͒̑͝͠͝ͅͅ ̷̢̠̦̘̪̠̜̲͙̝̰̻̞̩̦̀̇̽̏̂̂͊̍͝k̶̢̧̩̲̞͉̝̞͚͙͖̮̱̲̼̂̏̓̇̊̎̅̚͘͠į̶̢̫̼̭͈̘̯̲̞̣͚͙̫͙̃̍͂͐͊̇̐͂͠l̸̡̨̡̛͎̼̠̦͈̼̹̜͙̲̠ͅl̷̻͛̔̇̃̆̑̄̋̿̕͝ ̴̨͕̪̫͙͈͇̖̦̹̂͗͐͐̇́̇̾̆́̚̚͝y̷̛͕̭͎͙̞̯̤̣̤̝̞͑̆́͐͌̓̓̏̾̂͝͝͝ọ̴̢̧͓̹̭̦̘͓̼̯́̂̎̐̎͐̑̕̕u̵͉̬͚̳̣̥͌̑̓͛̽͂͌̀̈́͊̂̌̈͘͜͝,̴̜̼͓͙̙̭͇̟͍̻̜͑͊̿͝͝ ̴̧̧̛͖̹͓̺͎̮̼͖̰̗̺͊͊̿p̸̡̱̳͛́͐̈́̐́̒͒͛̉͒͆͆̌u̶̧̱̖̪̅͑͛̑̈́͂́͘n̵̨̲͖͓̯̝̺̰̰̞̖͌͊͋͌̎̿̎̃͊́̅͑̓̀ý̶̢̞͓̪̫̘͍͉̬͔͜͠ ̸̳̇̐́̓̄́̏͆̕ȟ̴̢̤͖̪̩u̴̢̮̱͈̹͖̙̎̈́̓̓͊͗̊̾͐̊̑͘m̶̩̦͙̠̙̘̼̾̓͛̄̆͑͛͂̔̌͗̚a̸̡̙̱̫̳̬͌̉n̶̛̟͙̣͎̘̈́͐̉͐͜͝.̵͔͍͔̬̲͎̬̯͚̌̿̇̈́̓̏̍̊̈́͜͠
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
What can go wrong?
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Exactly!
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
🎶Famous last words🎶
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-
-General John Sedgwick, Last Words
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
I killed his dog what can go wrong?
John wick villain who entered a random house to rob.
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With a pencil!
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
“How to kill tarrasques”
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Bullet to the face.
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
So here’s my absolutely wonderful idea for the starting plot of a call of Cthulhu campaign, written like a commercial.
Introducing our newest product! Quality, sugar free and healthy breakfast!
say hello to Cthulhloops, our first choice for breakfast every single day! Start the day with a nice flavor and the knowledge that your life is meaningless! Praise the lord beneath the sea! Praise Dagon! Praise Hydra-
now with new flavors, lime, green apple, kalamari, and the embrace of cold nothingness!
YOU WILL TAKE PART
buy now, and get your friends to buy some too! Embrace the taste of insanity!
He who waits dreaming calls to us, buy Cthulhloops now! It’s great for your heart, and it makes our slumbering master of R’lyeh happy!
YOU WILL TAKE PART
Buy our number one best selling cereal in America! Half the price of ordinary brands, twice as delicious, and healthier too! Besides, you’ll love the visions of the world yet to come, ravaged by the actions of the elder ones who sleep beneath the waves, soon to wake and bring about the end of days!
YOU WILL TAKE PART
(TV shuts off and starts smoking and sparking)
“I am still alive!”
forgot which Roman emperor this was, might have been Caligula, but not sure. It was a Roman emperor, though.
One of us should make a last words channel
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Caligula was a chad.
Appointing a horse to the senate. "You guys are so useless a horse could do your job."
Marching his armies to the sea to collect seashells. "If you're so lazy then let's show you how little you're worth."
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Imagine lord of the rings but Frodo puts the ring in a lead container so it is impossible to find.
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4707 pages.
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