*Activates it, dealing 4905 fire damage. It reminds you of when your IPad overheats, causing 913 psychic damage.*
After you add the modifiers his Rizzy Protection Drip gives him, the damage ends up being 0.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Oh god Gibber, get the flamethrower already! Not that hard! Amateurs…
*lunges at you while screeching demonically before Gibber can give you the flamethrower*
*pulls grass out of pocket, throwing it at you*
*eats it midair then lands on you, knocking you to the ground*
*lets out a blast of pure GYATT*
They have a worse case of it than I thought… Gibber, get the chemical weapons!
(starts spitting Shakespearean rhymes at you to combat the slang*
*Gives you a gas mask*
Wait, I don't have enough for every single one of my mouths. I'll be in the other room. *Activates chemical gas weapons then runs into a safety chamber*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Oh god Gibber, get the flamethrower already! Not that hard! Amateurs…
*lunges at you while screeching demonically before Gibber can give you the flamethrower*
*pulls grass out of pocket, throwing it at you*
*eats it midair then lands on you, knocking you to the ground*
*lets out a blast of pure GYATT*
They have a worse case of it than I thought… Gibber, get the chemical weapons!
(starts spitting Shakespearean rhymes at you to combat the slang*
*tapes your mouth shut then keeps talking about drip and rizz and skibidi and Ohio and all that*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Oh god Gibber, get the flamethrower already! Not that hard! Amateurs…
*lunges at you while screeching demonically before Gibber can give you the flamethrower*
*pulls grass out of pocket, throwing it at you*
*eats it midair then lands on you, knocking you to the ground*
*lets out a blast of pure GYATT*
They have a worse case of it than I thought… Gibber, get the chemical weapons!
(starts spitting Shakespearean rhymes at you to combat the slang*
*Gives you a gas mask*
Wait, I don't have enough for every single one of my mouths. I'll be in the other room. *Activates chemical gas weapons then runs into a safety chamber*
Inhales the chemicals and says, "That's some spicy air." No other effects can be seen.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Honestly I don't really use it. I've got a Twitter account but only for a couple minor things and don't use it. I don't have FaceBook. No TikTok. Etc.
I just know the rizzy gen-alph slang from looking into it after some of you guys shared your disdain for it. >:D
Ah, I see. Here’s the better option, then.
*gives Vitus his third Lobotomy and then deletes his social EVERYTHING*
Cured!
I am one with the Rizz and the Rizz is with me. I am one with the Rizz and the Rizz is with me...
Oh… oh no, someone call an ambulance! I think he’s… 😈bleeding out😈 from the giant hole he mysteriously got in his skull… and he’s speaking nonsense… He’s clearly crazy!
Honestly I don't really use it. I've got a Twitter account but only for a couple minor things and don't use it. I don't have FaceBook. No TikTok. Etc.
I just know the rizzy gen-alph slang from looking into it after some of you guys shared your disdain for it. >:D
Ah, I see. Here’s the better option, then.
*gives Vitus his third Lobotomy and then deletes his social EVERYTHING*
Cured!
I am one with the Rizz and the Rizz is with me. I am one with the Rizz and the Rizz is with me...
Oh… oh no, someone call an ambulance! I think he’s… 😈bleeding out😈 from the giant hole he mysteriously got in his skull… and he’s speaking nonsense… He’s clearly crazy!
Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me...
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Honestly I don't really use it. I've got a Twitter account but only for a couple minor things and don't use it. I don't have FaceBook. No TikTok. Etc.
I just know the rizzy gen-alph slang from looking into it after some of you guys shared your disdain for it. >:D
Ah, I see. Here’s the better option, then.
*gives Vitus his third Lobotomy and then deletes his social EVERYTHING*
Cured!
I am one with the Rizz and the Rizz is with me. I am one with the Rizz and the Rizz is with me...
Oh… oh no, someone call an ambulance! I think he’s… 😈bleeding out😈 from the giant hole he mysteriously got in his skull… and he’s speaking nonsense… He’s clearly crazy!
*hole fills with black swirling clouds* *brain reforms from the void*
My words be bussin' but you no need be bussin' me to a hospital.
*deletes social media in Vitus’ iPad*
*snuggles up to the portable fireplace*
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Honestly I don't really use it. I've got a Twitter account but only for a couple minor things and don't use it. I don't have FaceBook. No TikTok. Etc.
I just know the rizzy gen-alph slang from looking into it after some of you guys shared your disdain for it. >:D
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
*Activates it, dealing 4857 fire damage. It reminds you of when your IPad overheats, causing 883 psychic damage.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
They have a worse case of it than I thought… Gibber, get the chemical weapons!
(starts spitting Shakespearean rhymes at you to combat the slang*
After you add the modifiers his Rizzy Protection Drip gives him, the damage ends up being 0.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Ah, I see. Here’s the better option, then.
*gives Vitus his third Lobotomy and then deletes his social EVERYTHING*
Cured!
*Gives you a gas mask*
Wait, I don't have enough for every single one of my mouths. I'll be in the other room. *Activates chemical gas weapons then runs into a safety chamber*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*tapes your mouth shut then keeps talking about drip and rizz and skibidi and Ohio and all that*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
*shakespearean rhymes are so powerful they destroy the tape, then drown out the Gen alpha slang*
Inhales the chemicals and says, "That's some spicy air." No other effects can be seen.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Toasty! 🤗 Also I'm immune to psychic damage.
I am one with the Rizz and the Rizz is with me. I am one with the Rizz and the Rizz is with me...
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
The flamethrower was designed with that in mind, as it bypasses resistances and immunites as well as modifiers.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Shall I compare you, fam, to a rizzin's summer's day...
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Oh… oh no, someone call an ambulance! I think he’s… 😈bleeding out😈 from the giant hole he mysteriously got in his skull… and he’s speaking nonsense… He’s clearly crazy!
Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*hole fills with black swirling clouds*
*brain reforms from the void*
My words be bussin' but you no need be bussin' me to a hospital.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Also Ariana and Kyren are still up...
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Oh my gods the last time i posted in this thread it only had 548 pages. Time really flies.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
Wow that's long ago as well
I am also here.
Am snek.