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Hey. How do you know if it was purposely obstructed? My client may have simply done it for dramatic flair. Also yeah gibber, vitus is now legally entitled to your liver. Sorry!

 He purposefully edited it to a point where Agate could not reasonably read it, therefore having no idea that it would relate to him in any way.

As Acting Judge, I rule in favor of the defendant, AgateElk.

BIAS

 Overruled!

 ON WHAT GROUNDS?

On the grounds that you are wrong.

 Hence the aforementioned bias

You are merely disappointed that your interpretation of the law was incorrect. If you wish to appeal you must file to do so and we'll schedule your next court date within 8-14 months. This court is adjourned, good day.

 Oh I’ll file a claim. To the police 

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Hello, as the sheriff you claim has been found frivolous and a waste of police time. You are fined $500 for a false report.
*takes out judge wig*
Any questions?

 One cannot be the sheriff and judge at the same time. And even if this was possible, the claim would be taken to the second highest. The deputy sheriff 

 Exactly. One cannot be sheriff, judge and defendant at one time. And they can't be deputy sheriff with all the rest of those either, before Vitus gets any ideas.

 What if you’re a dictator of a very, very small nation?

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Hey. How do you know if it was purposely obstructed? My client may have simply done it for dramatic flair. Also yeah gibber, vitus is now legally entitled to your liver. Sorry!

 He purposefully edited it to a point where Agate could not reasonably read it, therefore having no idea that it would relate to him in any way.

 You know fine print is a thing right? This would technically count as a form of fine print. And again. Could just be dramatic flair. Unless you have proof showing that gibber wrote in such a way with the intent to cause illegibility

 Alright well there’s that stuff but also agate never agreed to any of it in the first place!

 The way the contract was structured, he technically did 

 No, he did not. He had no knowledge of the contract in the first place, and would not be able to give consent to the contract.

 Do you give consent to pay taxes? No. By being a US citizen, you are required to do so once you come of age, regardless of prior knowledge 

 Laws are applied within their jurisdiction.

Just as we don't make people sign an explicit contract agreeing to not murder we don't have contracts for taxes. They're just the law.

 Hmmm. So it sounds like you are agreeing to a document, without needing your consent and will be punished for not upholding the documents instructions 

A contract from an individual does not constitute the same level of command as the government acting in its capacity.

Now pay the clerk. Court is dismissed.

 Say that an online site has a log in and log out feature. Say you click the log out button. It says, 'Are you sure you want to log out?' and it gives you 10 seconds to cancel, or you will be logged out.

By your logic, this is illegal. 

 Logout is a functionality. So that's fine.

But if you were browsing a site and hovered over an item only for a popup to come up with a 1 second timer with really small text with a long-winded statement that if you didn't click another button before the countdown ended you were agreeing to buy the product, that would be unenforceable.

And since one cannot be those at the same time, vitus is impersonating a judge or officer of the law and can be arrested for acting on false pretenses 

Gtg. But I'll be back. *menacing look*

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And since one cannot be those at the same time, vitus is impersonating a judge or officer of the law and can be arrested for acting on false pretenses 

This is libel.

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Hey. How do you know if it was purposely obstructed? My client may have simply done it for dramatic flair. Also yeah gibber, vitus is now legally entitled to your liver. Sorry!

 He purposefully edited it to a point where Agate could not reasonably read it, therefore having no idea that it would relate to him in any way.

As Acting Judge, I rule in favor of the defendant, AgateElk.

BIAS

 Overruled!

 ON WHAT GROUNDS?

On the grounds that you are wrong.

 Hence the aforementioned bias

You are merely disappointed that your interpretation of the law was incorrect. If you wish to appeal you must file to do so and we'll schedule your next court date within 8-14 months. This court is adjourned, good day.

 Oh I’ll file a claim. To the police 

*takes out police badge*
Hello, as the sheriff you claim has been found frivolous and a waste of police time. You are fined $500 for a false report.
*takes out judge wig*
Any questions?

 One cannot be the sheriff and judge at the same time. And even if this was possible, the claim would be taken to the second highest. The deputy sheriff 

 Overruled again.

 You do not have such authority 

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And since one cannot be those at the same time, vitus is impersonating a judge or officer of the law and can be arrested for acting on false pretenses 

This is libel.

Don’t worry, I’m a judge and an officer of the law. I’ll arrest and sentence Himy real quick-like.

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And since one cannot be those at the same time, vitus is impersonating a judge or officer of the law and can be arrested for acting on false pretenses 

This is libel.

Don’t worry, I’m a judge and an officer of the law. I’ll arrest and sentence Himy real quick-like.

 On what grounds?

And once more. You can not be a judge and badge holding officer 

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And since one cannot be those at the same time, vitus is impersonating a judge or officer of the law and can be arrested for acting on false pretenses 

This is libel.

Don’t worry, I’m a judge and an officer of the law. I’ll arrest and sentence Himy real quick-like.

 On what grounds?

Libel and the creation of nuclear devices to distribute to enemies of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. 

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And once more. You can not be a judge and badge holding officer 

I’m also a senator and the president so it’s legal now.

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And once more. You can not be a judge and badge holding officer 

I’m also a senator and the president so it’s legal now.

 Also impossible 

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And since one cannot be those at the same time, vitus is impersonating a judge or officer of the law and can be arrested for acting on false pretenses 

This is libel.

Don’t worry, I’m a judge and an officer of the law. I’ll arrest and sentence Himy real quick-like.

 On what grounds?

Libel and the creation of nuclear devices to distribute to enemies of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. 

 Any evidence?

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And once more. You can not be a judge and badge holding officer 

I’m also a senator and the president so it’s legal now.

Sustained.

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And once more. You can not be a judge and badge holding officer 

I’m also a senator and the president so it’s legal now.

 Also impossible 

Nope I made it legal with military enforcement

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And since one cannot be those at the same time, vitus is impersonating a judge or officer of the law and can be arrested for acting on false pretenses 

This is libel.

Don’t worry, I’m a judge and an officer of the law. I’ll arrest and sentence Himy real quick-like.

 On what grounds?

Libel and the creation of nuclear devices to distribute to enemies of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. 

 Any evidence?

I’m a complete autocrat and can do whatever I want and this is funny to me

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And once more. You can not be a judge and badge holding officer 

I’m also a senator and the president so it’s legal now.

 Also impossible 

Nope I made it legal with military enforcement

 Also illegal. Doing so would be considered unconstitutional and you would be impeached and likely imprisoned 

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And once more. You can not be a judge and badge holding officer 

I’m also a senator and the president so it’s legal now.

 Also impossible 

Nope I made it legal with military enforcement

 Also illegal. Doing so would be considered unconstitutional and you would be impeached and likely imprisoned 

I dissolved Congress and set gendarmes around the continent to enforce my hellish regime.

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And since one cannot be those at the same time, vitus is impersonating a judge or officer of the law and can be arrested for acting on false pretenses 

This is libel.

Don’t worry, I’m a judge and an officer of the law. I’ll arrest and sentence Himy real quick-like.

 On what grounds?

Libel and the creation of nuclear devices to distribute to enemies of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. 

 Any evidence?

I’m a complete autocrat and can do whatever I want and this is funny to me

 Say it with me now: IMPOSSIBLE 

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And once more. You can not be a judge and badge holding officer 

I’m also a senator and the president so it’s legal now.

 Also impossible 

Nope I made it legal with military enforcement

 Also illegal. Doing so would be considered unconstitutional and you would be impeached and likely imprisoned 

I dissolved Congress and set gendarmes around the continent to enforce my hellish regime.

 Not even likely to happen. I’m going to assume you’ve never take USH