pff, that would be dope though, consult the angler man
talking of roleplay, anyone want to do a silly one here? I have an idea
you have intrigued me.
*brinngg brinnng*
The phone is ringing at Arch's house!
*picks up phone*
hello there.
*the phone starts nibbling on your ear*
bad move
*Archfey starts nibbling on the phone*
you have activated my trap card!
*you are nibbling the phone whilst it is nibbling you*
*rules as written, this counts as a kiss, and is now a kiss scene*
*this is a cannon event*
...
what the hell
*and now I explode into a bunch of glitter*
*the mimic explodes from confusion*
What a great roleplay interaction!
And because the mimic exploded from confusion, something which is not possible but still happened, the gods watching over this universe cry as the laws of the world that they worked so hard to make were just broken. And so the universe gave up. *boom*
I know, right?
*much explosiony*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
pff, that would be dope though, consult the angler man
talking of roleplay, anyone want to do a silly one here? I have an idea
you have intrigued me.
*brinngg brinnng*
The phone is ringing at Arch's house!
*picks up phone*
hello there.
*the phone starts nibbling on your ear*
bad move
*Archfey starts nibbling on the phone*
you have activated my trap card!
*you are nibbling the phone whilst it is nibbling you*
*rules as written, this counts as a kiss, and is now a kiss scene*
*this is a cannon event*
...
what the hell
*and now I explode into a bunch of glitter*
*the mimic explodes from confusion*
What a great roleplay interaction!
And because the mimic exploded from confusion, something which is not possible but still happened, the gods watching over this universe cry as the laws of the world that they worked so hard to make were just broken. And so the universe gave up. *boom*
pff, that would be dope though, consult the angler man
talking of roleplay, anyone want to do a silly one here? I have an idea
you have intrigued me.
*brinngg brinnng*
The phone is ringing at Arch's house!
*picks up phone*
hello there.
*the phone starts nibbling on your ear*
bad move
*Archfey starts nibbling on the phone*
you have activated my trap card!
*you are nibbling the phone whilst it is nibbling you*
*rules as written, this counts as a kiss, and is now a kiss scene*
*this is a cannon event*
...
what the hell
*and now I explode into a bunch of glitter*
*the mimic explodes from confusion*
What a great roleplay interaction!
And because the mimic exploded from confusion, something which is not possible but still happened, the gods watching over this universe cry as the laws of the world that they worked so hard to make were just broken. And so the universe gave up. *boom*
I know, right?
*much explosiony*
*very boom*
*bam*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Theatre teachers are expert liars and manipulators, able to change their appearance on a whim. But the best way to beat them is to do the same: pretend to be something you aren’t. Act! Put on a Show! Beat them at their own game.
English teachers are vile monsters hidden under a veil of sophistication. They will have lots of wizard spells that they stole from other wizards they killed recently, and if someone calls them out on plagiarism, they lose the spell.
Music teachers: they are the nicest of the bunch. Unless you didn't practice, then they kill you. Their action is "Sonic Blast" where they play their instrument at you, dealing force damage.
*variant: Shaming Music Teacher, they can lecture you, decreasing your Charisma score by 1d4-2 on a failed save.*
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
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*much explosiony*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*very boom*
*bam*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Rolls onto your lap*
Aye, Fishbach. There be no getting out of this pickle, wee man.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
i . . . you . . . wha
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mood
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*intense confusion noises*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Hey I just had an idea for a monster based off of… well basically what Gibber just said:
a monster that feeds on confusion!
Fool! I'm actually trapped in a potato, not a pickle!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
A calculus teacher? not a bad idea. Hm.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Wait, I feed on confusion? I wasn't just real confused? I mean, yes, yes I do!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Okay well now I want to turn different types of teachers into monsters.
History teacher-- a monster that avoids physical fights, puts it's victims to sleep
Gym Teacher-- a monster that believes only the strongest survive and tasks you with completing obstacle courses and stuff in its lair, or it attacks
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Same here.
P.E. teacher is an ogre, naturally. But I'm kinda lost for ideas after that.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
That'd make for a fun dungeon lol
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Theatre teachers are expert liars and manipulators, able to change their appearance on a whim. But the best way to beat them is to do the same: pretend to be something you aren’t. Act! Put on a Show! Beat them at their own game.
English teacher-- cultist of the Cult of Grammar, any grammatical incorrection and they attack
That was a joke, in reality maybe something to do with a library?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
English teachers are vile monsters hidden under a veil of sophistication. They will have lots of wizard spells that they stole from other wizards they killed recently, and if someone calls them out on plagiarism, they lose the spell.
Music teachers: they are the nicest of the bunch. Unless you didn't practice, then they kill you. Their action is "Sonic Blast" where they play their instrument at you, dealing force damage.
*variant: Shaming Music Teacher, they can lecture you, decreasing your Charisma score by 1d4-2 on a failed save.*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire