The orc king... takes so much damage that every atom in his body is on a different planet. The Orc Empire is horrified by this loss, but most are too scared to fight back. One body guard is so angry he attacks without thinking. His attack is below:
What's the to hit? I'm assuming if you can deal 999999 damage, you can probably hit my armor class of 14. So before I roleplay my death, how exactly did I die? You said cold. Was I Crushed by a mound of ice, blasted by ice breath, etc?
One of my orc bodyguards fights back with his enchanted greatsword. 25 To hit, 10 slashing and 3 poison damage.
"Greetings. I am the new king of the orcs, Ryka Grimwell. I have an offering to those who don't kill me." The new KingOrc offers his prized 13-pound banana. "That banana there is worth more than a diamond. It was grown without the use of magic."
By the way, if you're going to have a small font size party (after our recent large font size party) then you gotta go and customize it. Don't go with 8px because that's weak. You gotta go all the way down to 1px font. Just use the source code button to customize things a bit more. (It's simple HTML. I promise it's not going to hurt you.)
Huh, weird. On mobile it just goes to 8px, but on browser it's small. And the giant text works but not the small. Anyways, thank you for informing me of this. Now for a 1 px font size party! *Throws a 1 px font size party*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
By the way, if you're going to have a small font size party (after our recent large font size party) then you gotta go and customize it. Don't go with 8px because that's weak. You gotta go all the way down to 1px font. Just use the source code button to customize things a bit more. (It's simple HTML. I promise it's not going to hurt you.)
Huh, weird. On mobile it just goes to 8px, but on browser it's small. And the giant text works but not the small. Anyways, thank you for informing me of this. Now for a 1 px font size party! *Throws a 1 px font size party*
That is weird about mobile. Never really tested those by checking there too. I wonder why that is. (Mobile mobile has something in it that prevents text from getting too small? I dunno.) So, now that we've got our communications secretly encrypted, please write me a signed confession to all these *hands you a brochure* murders. I totally won't use it to blackmail you. Promise!
I can get it even smaller than that. ou hopefully highlighted this and copied it so ou can read it.Copy this text and paste it somewhere, especially the text to the left of "Copy"
I can get it even smaller than that. ou hopefully highlighted this and copied it so ou can read it.Copy this text and paste it somewhere, especially the text to the left of "Copy"
Oh wow. I didn't realize it would take decimals. That's awesome!
By the way, if you're going to have a small font size party (after our recent large font size party) then you gotta go and customize it. Don't go with 8px because that's weak. You gotta go all the way down to 1px font. Just use the source code button to customize things a bit more. (It's simple HTML. I promise it's not going to hurt you.)
Huh, weird. On mobile it just goes to 8px, but on browser it's small. And the giant text works but not the small. Anyways, thank you for informing me of this. Now for a 1 px font size party! *Throws a 1 px font size party*
That is weird about mobile. Never really tested those by checking there too. I wonder why that is. (Mobile mobile has something in it that prevents text from getting too small? I dunno.) So, now that we've got our communications secretly encrypted, please write me a signed confession to all these *hands you a brochure* murders. I totally won't use it to blackmail you. Promise!
Hmmmmm... Do you swear upon your honor, your family, and this random chocolate chip cookie I found on the floor? *Holds up a chocolate chip cookie*
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A single '.' eh? I feel like the mysteries of the cosmos are hidden within the enlightened message you have shared with us. I yearn to dive deeper and uncover the secrets of your hidden message.
I can get it even smaller than that. ou hopefully highlighted this and copied it so ou can read it.Copy this text and paste it somewhere, especially the text to the left of "Copy"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
By the way, if you're going to have a small font size party (after our recent large font size party) then you gotta go and customize it. Don't go with 8px because that's weak. You gotta go all the way down to 1px font. Just use the source code button to customize things a bit more. (It's simple HTML. I promise it's not going to hurt you.)
Huh, weird. On mobile it just goes to 8px, but on browser it's small. And the giant text works but not the small. Anyways, thank you for informing me of this. Now for a 1 px font size party! *Throws a 1 px font size party*
That is weird about mobile. Never really tested those by checking there too. I wonder why that is. (Mobile mobile has something in it that prevents text from getting too small? I dunno.) So, now that we've got our communications secretly encrypted, please write me a signed confession to all these *hands you a brochure* murders. I totally won't use it to blackmail you. Promise!
Hmmmmm... Do you swear upon your honor, your family, and this random chocolate chip cookie I found on the floor? *Holds up a chocolate chip cookie*
By the way, if you're going to have a small font size party (after our recent large font size party) then you gotta go and customize it. Don't go with 8px because that's weak. You gotta go all the way down to 1px font. Just use the source code button to customize things a bit more. (It's simple HTML. I promise it's not going to hurt you.)
Huh, weird. On mobile it just goes to 8px, but on browser it's small. And the giant text works but not the small. Anyways, thank you for informing me of this. Now for a 1 px font size party! *Throws a 1 px font size party*
That is weird about mobile. Never really tested those by checking there too. I wonder why that is. (Mobile mobile has something in it that prevents text from getting too small? I dunno.) So, now that we've got our communications secretly encrypted, please write me a signed confession to all these *hands you a brochure* murders. I totally won't use it to blackmail you. Promise!
Hmmmmm... Do you swear upon your honor, your family, and this random chocolate chip cookie I found on the floor? *Holds up a chocolate chip cookie*
I *crosses fingers* totally promise.
*casually cuts off all of your limbs* Could you say that again, please?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The orc king... takes so much damage that every atom in his body is on a different planet. The Orc Empire is horrified by this loss, but most are too scared to fight back. One body guard is so angry he attacks without thinking. His attack is below:
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"Greetings. I am the new king of the orcs, Ryka Grimwell. I have an offering to those who don't kill me." The new KingOrc offers his prized 13-pound banana. "That banana there is worth more than a diamond. It was grown without the use of magic."
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Huh, weird. On mobile it just goes to 8px, but on browser it's small. And the giant text works but not the small. Anyways, thank you for informing me of this. Now for a 1 px font size party! *Throws a 1 px font size party*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
That is weird about mobile. Never really tested those by checking there too. I wonder why that is. (Mobile mobile has something in it that prevents text from getting too small? I dunno.) So, now that we've got our communications secretly encrypted, please write me a signed confession to all these *hands you a brochure* murders. I totally won't use it to blackmail you. Promise!
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I can get it even smaller than that. ou hopefully highlighted this and copied it so ou can read it.Copy this text and paste it somewhere, especially the text to the left of "Copy"
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Oh wow. I didn't realize it would take decimals. That's awesome!
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We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
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Does anyone want me to think up anymore quotes, or something along those lines?
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Hmmmmm... Do you swear upon your honor, your family, and this random chocolate chip cookie I found on the floor? *Holds up a chocolate chip cookie*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
A single '.' eh? I feel like the mysteries of the cosmos are hidden within the enlightened message you have shared with us. I yearn to dive deeper and uncover the secrets of your hidden message.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Did anyone read the text to the left? Also, just ignore the period...
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Not gonna ignore the period. It's all I can think of now.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I *crosses fingers* totally promise.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I wonder how big the period can get.
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*casually cuts off all of your limbs* Could you say that again, please?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
One more post till 500 yayyy
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