yeah- but people are trying to find out my criminal record! have any fire?
Psssst Tarasque wanna help me murder someone? My old teammates betrayed me.
OF COURSE!!!
Yay! That last one failed horribly when Flower betrayed us and Staff Lady came and then everyone ratted me out.
*appears out of nowhere* Can I eat the bodies? Pwetty pwease?
Yep!
*throws a party in 8px font size* Yay!
*Me not suspecting anything because I totally can't just zoom in* Just use Power Word Kill randomly in a casual sentence. Make the kill word "the" or something.
yeah- but people are trying to find out my criminal record! have any fire?
Psssst Tarasque wanna help me murder someone? My old teammates betrayed me.
OF COURSE!!!
Yay! That last one failed horribly when Flower betrayed us and Staff Lady came and then everyone ratted me out.
*appears out of nowhere* Can I eat the bodies? Pwetty pwease?
Yep!
*throws a party in 8px font size* Yay!
*Me not suspecting anything because I totally can't just zoom in* Just use Power Word Kill randomly in a casual sentence. Make the kill word "the" or something.
I have 99999999 hit points, it has to be below 100. Tarasque is a Tarasque. Gibber is ultra powerful.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
yeah- but people are trying to find out my criminal record! have any fire?
Psssst Tarasque wanna help me murder someone? My old teammates betrayed me.
OF COURSE!!!
Yay! That last one failed horribly when Flower betrayed us and Staff Lady came and then everyone ratted me out.
*appears out of nowhere* Can I eat the bodies? Pwetty pwease?
Yep!
*throws a party in 8px font size* Yay!
*Me not suspecting anything because I totally can't just zoom in* Just use Power Word Kill randomly in a casual sentence. Make the kill word "the" or something.
I have 99999999 hit points, it has to be below 100. Tarasque is a Tarasque. Gibber is ultra powerful.
Find someone else then. I only have like 30 hit... nope, nevermind. I said nothing. I SAID NOTHING-
yeah- but people are trying to find out my criminal record! have any fire?
Psssst Tarasque wanna help me murder someone? My old teammates betrayed me.
OF COURSE!!!
Yay! That last one failed horribly when Flower betrayed us and Staff Lady came and then everyone ratted me out.
*appears out of nowhere* Can I eat the bodies? Pwetty pwease?
Yep!
*throws a party in 8px font size* Yay!
*Me not suspecting anything because I totally can't just zoom in* Just use Power Word Kill randomly in a casual sentence. Make the kill word "the" or something.
I have 99999999 hit points, it has to be below 100. Tarasque is a Tarasque. Gibber is ultra powerful.
Find someone else then. I only have like 30 hit... nope, nevermind. I said nothing. I SAID NOTHING-
I BASH YOU AND DO 999999 DAMAGE
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
What's the to hit? I'm assuming if you can deal 999999 damage, you can probably hit my armor class of 14. So before I roleplay my death, how exactly did I die? You said cold. Was I Crushed by a mound of ice, blasted by ice breath, etc?
One of my orc bodyguards fights back with his enchanted greatsword. 7 To hit, 9 slashing and 1 poison damage.
By the way, if you're going to have a small font size party (after our recent large font size party) then you gotta go and customize it. Don't go with 8px because that's weak. You gotta go all the way down to 1px font. Just use the source code button to customize things a bit more. (It's simple HTML. I promise it's not going to hurt you.)
The orc king... takes so much damage that every atom in his body is on a different planet. The Orc Empire is horrified by this loss, but most are too scared to fight back. One body guard is so angry he attacks without thinking. His attack is below:
What's the to hit? I'm assuming if you can deal 999999 damage, you can probably hit my armor class of 14. So before I roleplay my death, how exactly did I die? You said cold. Was I Crushed by a mound of ice, blasted by ice breath, etc?
One of my orc bodyguards fights back with his enchanted greatsword. 25 To hit, 10 slashing and 3 poison damage.
"Greetings. I am the new king of the orcs, Ryka Grimwell. I have an offering to those who don't kill me." The new KingOrc offers his prized 13-pound banana. "That banana there is worth more than a diamond. It was grown without the use of magic."
By the way, if you're going to have a small font size party (after our recent large font size party) then you gotta go and customize it. Don't go with 8px because that's weak. You gotta go all the way down to 1px font. Just use the source code button to customize things a bit more. (It's simple HTML. I promise it's not going to hurt you.)
Huh, weird. On mobile it just goes to 8px, but on browser it's small. And the giant text works but not the small. Anyways, thank you for informing me of this. Now for a 1 px font size party! *Throws a 1 px font size party*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
By the way, if you're going to have a small font size party (after our recent large font size party) then you gotta go and customize it. Don't go with 8px because that's weak. You gotta go all the way down to 1px font. Just use the source code button to customize things a bit more. (It's simple HTML. I promise it's not going to hurt you.)
Huh, weird. On mobile it just goes to 8px, but on browser it's small. And the giant text works but not the small. Anyways, thank you for informing me of this. Now for a 1 px font size party! *Throws a 1 px font size party*
That is weird about mobile. Never really tested those by checking there too. I wonder why that is. (Mobile mobile has something in it that prevents text from getting too small? I dunno.) So, now that we've got our communications secretly encrypted, please write me a signed confession to all these *hands you a brochure* murders. I totally won't use it to blackmail you. Promise!
I can get it even smaller than that. ou hopefully highlighted this and copied it so ou can read it.Copy this text and paste it somewhere, especially the text to the left of "Copy"
Yay! That last one failed horribly when Flower betrayed us and Staff Lady came and then everyone ratted me out.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*appears out of nowhere* Can I eat the bodies? Pwetty pwease?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Yep!
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*throws a party in 8px font size* Yay!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*Me not suspecting anything because I totally can't just zoom in* Just use Power Word Kill randomly in a casual sentence. Make the kill word "the" or something.
Upvote these 18 unique mythical weapon materials!
"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
I have 99999999 hit points, it has to be below 100. Tarasque is a Tarasque. Gibber is ultra powerful.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Find someone else then. I only have like 30 hit... nope, nevermind. I said nothing. I SAID NOTHING-
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"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
I BASH YOU AND DO 999999 DAMAGE
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Of what damage type? Remember damage immunities.
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"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
all types of course
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
COLDDDDDD
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
What's the to hit? I'm assuming if you can deal 999999 damage, you can probably hit my armor class of 14. So before I roleplay my death, how exactly did I die? You said cold. Was I Crushed by a mound of ice, blasted by ice breath, etc?
One of my orc bodyguards fights back with his enchanted greatsword. 7 To hit, 9 slashing and 1 poison damage.
Upvote these 18 unique mythical weapon materials!
"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
Impossible!
I'm curious how you stair someone down. Do just shove them down a staircase or something?
*fails wisdom save*
*starts heading to the multiple banks nearby*
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
By the way, if you're going to have a small font size party (after our recent large font size party) then you gotta go and customize it. Don't go with 8px because that's weak. You gotta go all the way down to 1px font. Just use the source code button to customize things a bit more. (It's simple HTML. I promise it's not going to hurt you.)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Bashed by a very icy claw.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
The orc king... takes so much damage that every atom in his body is on a different planet. The Orc Empire is horrified by this loss, but most are too scared to fight back. One body guard is so angry he attacks without thinking. His attack is below:
Upvote these 18 unique mythical weapon materials!
"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
"Greetings. I am the new king of the orcs, Ryka Grimwell. I have an offering to those who don't kill me." The new KingOrc offers his prized 13-pound banana. "That banana there is worth more than a diamond. It was grown without the use of magic."
Upvote these 18 unique mythical weapon materials!
"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
Huh, weird. On mobile it just goes to 8px, but on browser it's small. And the giant text works but not the small. Anyways, thank you for informing me of this. Now for a 1 px font size party! *Throws a 1 px font size party*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
That is weird about mobile. Never really tested those by checking there too. I wonder why that is. (Mobile mobile has something in it that prevents text from getting too small? I dunno.) So, now that we've got our communications secretly encrypted, please write me a signed confession to all these *hands you a brochure* murders. I totally won't use it to blackmail you. Promise!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
I can get it even smaller than that. ou hopefully highlighted this and copied it so ou can read it.Copy this text and paste it somewhere, especially the text to the left of "Copy"
Upvote these 18 unique mythical weapon materials!
"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi