Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I am 50 feet away from your location approaching quickly, and I am armed with a broadsword and a buckler. What do you do?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I am 50 feet away from your location approaching quickly, and I am armed with a broadsword and a buckler. What do you do?
Right now there's not a 50ft direction I'd have vision of. You also might be in one of my neighbors' houses, which is kinda weird. So I'd probably be like, "What the heck is that noise?"
Then I'd cast fireball on you. I might go down to 0 hp too but I've got someone that could do a medicine check on me and then double-tap you with a kitchen knife.
I am 50 feet away from your location approaching quickly, and I am armed with a broadsword and a buckler. What do you do?
Use my 2nd Amendment rights
Ah crap I forgot which Amendments were which. Right to bear arms?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
That meme to where Megamind is lookin' into the camera with a sad face, but he's wearing medieval attire. And instead of saying "No b****es?", the caption says "No maidens?".
(If someone takes the liberty of makin' this, could you post it in this thread?)
That meme has existed for years lol
Well dang. I may be a meme ambassador, but I guess I haven't seen every meme there is to see lol.
That meme to where Megamind is lookin' into the camera with a sad face, but he's wearing medieval attire. And instead of saying "No b****es?", the caption says "No maidens?".
(If someone takes the liberty of makin' this, could you post it in this thread?)
That meme has existed for years lol
Well dang. I may be a meme ambassador, but I guess I haven't seen every meme there is to see lol.
that's been around since Elden Ring came out
OK I get it. I haven't been up to date on memes lately. (The only reason I thought about a meme like that is 'cause my friend and I were talking about the upcoming Ren faire in my area, as well as good ol' D&D.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
So what's that other Last Comment Wins (for realz) thread about?
Markell made it 'cause he thought this one is probably never gonna end. That's valid, considering the OP hasn't posted since like 2017.
Also means the other one either continues forever too or fades into irrelevancy.
how dare you vitus
I'm just pointing out the inevitable. There's a good chance you've recreated a never-ending thread in an attempt to circumvent a never-ending thread. :P
So what's that other Last Comment Wins (for realz) thread about?
Markell made it 'cause he thought this one is probably never gonna end. That's valid, considering the OP hasn't posted since like 2017.
Also means the other one either continues forever too or fades into irrelevancy.
how dare you vitus
I'm just pointing out the inevitable. There's a good chance you've recreated a never-ending thread in an attempt to circumvent a never-ending thread. :P
it will end, i guarantee it
NO IT WON'T THIS THREAD IS FREAKING IMMORTAL
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I am 50 feet away from your location approaching quickly, and I am armed with a broadsword and a buckler. What do you do?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Right now there's not a 50ft direction I'd have vision of. You also might be in one of my neighbors' houses, which is kinda weird. So I'd probably be like, "What the heck is that noise?"
Then I'd cast fireball on you. I might go down to 0 hp too but I've got someone that could do a medicine check on me and then double-tap you with a kitchen knife.
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Use my 2nd Amendment rights
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Ah crap I forgot which Amendments were which. Right to bear arms?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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yep
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
that's been around since Elden Ring came out
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OK I get it. I haven't been up to date on memes lately. (The only reason I thought about a meme like that is 'cause my friend and I were talking about the upcoming Ren faire in my area, as well as good ol' D&D.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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So what's that other Last Comment Wins (for realz) thread about?
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Markell made it 'cause he thought this one is probably never gonna end. That's valid, considering the OP hasn't posted since like 2017.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Also means the other one either continues forever too or fades into irrelevancy.
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I'm just pointing out the inevitable. There's a good chance you've recreated a never-ending thread in an attempt to circumvent a never-ending thread. :P
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
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Good. Someone asked me to go out with her yesterday!
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax