For another silver coin you'll get the gunpowder and wad to load it in a blackpowder rifle.
"You've given me no choice... TWO copper pieces!"
That'll get you two lead balls.
You still need to pay for the powder and wads.
If you want modern ammunition in quantity or better explosives we'll start looking at gold.
Don't worry, I'll just put the Returning Weapon Artificer infusion on one of the lead balls then fashion a slingshot to shoot it out of. Also, since it's lead, it'll deal extra poison damage!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
For another silver coin you'll get the gunpowder and wad to load it in a blackpowder rifle.
"You've given me no choice... TWO copper pieces!"
That'll get you two lead balls.
You still need to pay for the powder and wads.
If you want modern ammunition in quantity or better explosives we'll start looking at gold.
Don't worry, I'll just put the Returning Weapon Artificer infusion on one of the lead balls then fashion a slingshot to shoot it out of. Also, since it's lead, it'll deal extra poison damage!
*cackles manically*
Okay.
Just don't come crying to me when your enemy has a machine gun or a rocket launcher.
Question: Should we make giving like the equivalent of a burial service to dead threads a normal thing?
Yes.
Anyone else?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Just a friendly reminder that I do, in fact, still exist.
NEW PERSON?! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! I'M TOTALLY NOT DERANGED!
*cackles manically*
Not new, just long absent.
STILL NEW TO ME!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
For another silver coin you'll get the gunpowder and wad to load it in a blackpowder rifle.
"You've given me no choice... TWO copper pieces!"
That'll get you two lead balls.
You still need to pay for the powder and wads.
If you want modern ammunition in quantity or better explosives we'll start looking at gold.
Don't worry, I'll just put the Returning Weapon Artificer infusion on one of the lead balls then fashion a slingshot to shoot it out of. Also, since it's lead, it'll deal extra poison damage!
*cackles manically*
Okay.
Just don't come crying to me when your enemy has a machine gun or a rocket launcher.
How much does a machine gun cost?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
For another silver coin you'll get the gunpowder and wad to load it in a blackpowder rifle.
"You've given me no choice... TWO copper pieces!"
That'll get you two lead balls.
You still need to pay for the powder and wads.
If you want modern ammunition in quantity or better explosives we'll start looking at gold.
Don't worry, I'll just put the Returning Weapon Artificer infusion on one of the lead balls then fashion a slingshot to shoot it out of. Also, since it's lead, it'll deal extra poison damage!
*cackles manically*
Okay.
Just don't come crying to me when your enemy has a machine gun or a rocket launcher.
For another silver coin you'll get the gunpowder and wad to load it in a blackpowder rifle.
"You've given me no choice... TWO copper pieces!"
That'll get you two lead balls.
You still need to pay for the powder and wads.
If you want modern ammunition in quantity or better explosives we'll start looking at gold.
Don't worry, I'll just put the Returning Weapon Artificer infusion on one of the lead balls then fashion a slingshot to shoot it out of. Also, since it's lead, it'll deal extra poison damage!
*cackles manically*
Okay.
Just don't come crying to me when your enemy has a machine gun or a rocket launcher.
How much does a machine gun cost?
Make an offer and we'll start negotiating.
This offer never fails! *Grabs a molecule grabber for precise grabbing, then grabs something and presents it to you* A SINGULAR MOLECULE OF DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
For another silver coin you'll get the gunpowder and wad to load it in a blackpowder rifle.
"You've given me no choice... TWO copper pieces!"
That'll get you two lead balls.
You still need to pay for the powder and wads.
If you want modern ammunition in quantity or better explosives we'll start looking at gold.
Don't worry, I'll just put the Returning Weapon Artificer infusion on one of the lead balls then fashion a slingshot to shoot it out of. Also, since it's lead, it'll deal extra poison damage!
*cackles manically*
Okay.
Just don't come crying to me when your enemy has a machine gun or a rocket launcher.
How much does a machine gun cost?
Make an offer and we'll start negotiating.
This offer never fails! *Grabs a molecule grabber for precise grabbing, then grabs something and presents it to you* A SINGULAR MOLECULE OF DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For another silver coin you'll get the gunpowder and wad to load it in a blackpowder rifle.
"You've given me no choice... TWO copper pieces!"
That'll get you two lead balls.
You still need to pay for the powder and wads.
If you want modern ammunition in quantity or better explosives we'll start looking at gold.
Don't worry, I'll just put the Returning Weapon Artificer infusion on one of the lead balls then fashion a slingshot to shoot it out of. Also, since it's lead, it'll deal extra poison damage!
*cackles manically*
Okay.
Just don't come crying to me when your enemy has a machine gun or a rocket launcher.
How much does a machine gun cost?
Make an offer and we'll start negotiating.
This offer never fails! *Grabs a molecule grabber for precise grabbing, then grabs something and presents it to you* A SINGULAR MOLECULE OF DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
I see you're in awe of my pure offer making talents! So do we have a deal?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
That'll get you two lead balls.
You still need to pay for the powder and wads.
If you want modern ammunition in quantity or better explosives we'll start looking at gold.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Yes.
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Don't worry, I'll just put the Returning Weapon Artificer infusion on one of the lead balls then fashion a slingshot to shoot it out of. Also, since it's lead, it'll deal extra poison damage!
*cackles manically*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Okay.
Just don't come crying to me when your enemy has a machine gun or a rocket launcher.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Anyone else?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Yes
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Just a friendly reminder that I do, in fact, still exist.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Cogito ergo sum.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
NEW PERSON?! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! I'M TOTALLY NOT COMPLETELY DERANGED!
*cackles manically*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Not new, just long absent.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
STILL NEW TO ME!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Fair enough.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
I recognize you. Hallo.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Hey, I just noticed somethin'. You joined like 5 days before me. Weird.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
June 19th being a federal holiday still feels weird.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
How much does a machine gun cost?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Make an offer and we'll start negotiating.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
This offer never fails! *Grabs a molecule grabber for precise grabbing, then grabs something and presents it to you* A SINGULAR MOLECULE OF DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
...
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
I see you're in awe of my pure offer making talents! So do we have a deal?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig