Come on, Vitus! It's the best deal you'll ever see! Why aren't you taking it?
Since you started with such a low offer, let's restart the bidding at 15,000gp per machine gun.
Low? LOW? I'll have you know that's the best deal you'll ever see! Clearly you don't know good negotiation when you see it! You'll never see a better deal in your life!
Speaking of your life... *Holds up a stolen machine gun to your head*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Come on, Vitus! It's the best deal you'll ever see! Why aren't you taking it?
Since you started with such a low offer, let's restart the bidding at 15,000gp per machine gun.
Low? LOW? I'll have you know that's the best deal you'll ever see! Clearly you don't know good negotiation when you see it! You'll never see a better deal in your life!
Speaking of your life... *Holds up a stolen machine gun to your head*
Like I said, bullets sold separately. *brushes the machine gun aside nonchalantly and stabs Gibber with a knife*
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Yay, I got it right! Anyways, how're you, GingiVitus?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
have any of you ever discovered a really weird artist and then looking up what time period they were from and then going like, “no way! This could never have happened back then!” But it did?
well I did, his name is Tom Lehrer, and in the 1950s he wrote a song called Poisoning pigeons in the park, which is exactly about what the title says. Humans are funny
have any of you ever discovered a really weird artist and then looking up what time period they were from and then going like, “no way! This could never have happened back then!” But it did?
well I did, his name is Tom Lehrer, and in the 1950s he wrote a song called Poisoning pigeons in the park, which is exactly about what the title says. Humans are funny
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
have any of you ever discovered a really weird artist and then looking up what time period they were from and then going like, “no way! This could never have happened back then!” But it did?
well I did, his name is Tom Lehrer, and in the 1950s he wrote a song called Poisoning pigeons in the park, which is exactly about what the title says. Humans are funny
have any of you ever discovered a really weird artist and then looking up what time period they were from and then going like, “no way! This could never have happened back then!” But it did?
well I did, his name is Tom Lehrer, and in the 1950s he wrote a song called Poisoning pigeons in the park, which is exactly about what the title says. Humans are funny
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
have any of you ever discovered a really weird artist and then looking up what time period they were from and then going like, “no way! This could never have happened back then!” But it did?
well I did, his name is Tom Lehrer, and in the 1950s he wrote a song called Poisoning pigeons in the park, which is exactly about what the title says. Humans are funny
Wonderfully! Currently designing a quartet of homebrew monsters, each taking inspiration from different witches from stories, being the witch of the west and the witch of the east (inspired by the counterparts from Oz) and then the witch of the north (inspired by the Grinch) and the witch of the south (inspired by the witch from Hansel and Gretel) each of them are basically just hexblood (half Hag) Trolls, and they each have regeneration abilities stopped and reversed by certain stuff depending on the variant. For example, if the witch comes into contact with cold water, it’s regeneration turns into an ability that harms it and makes it melt. Some of them also have the troll’s loathsome limbs trait.
have any of you ever discovered a really weird artist and then looking up what time period they were from and then going like, “no way! This could never have happened back then!” But it did?
well I did, his name is Tom Lehrer, and in the 1950s he wrote a song called Poisoning pigeons in the park, which is exactly about what the title says. Humans are funny
Wonderfully! Currently designing a quartet of homebrew monsters, each taking inspiration from different witches from stories, being the witch of the west and the witch of the east (inspired by the counterparts from Oz) and then the witch of the north (inspired by the Grinch) and the witch of the south (inspired by the witch from Hansel and Gretel) each of them are basically just hexblood (half Hag) Trolls, and they each have regeneration abilities stopped and reversed by certain stuff depending on the variant. For example, if the witch comes into contact with cold water, it’s regeneration turns into an ability that harms it and makes it melt. Some of them also have the troll’s loathsome limbs trait.
Cool! Also, the Grinch you say? Better give that one some experience in bein' an Artificer!
*massive explosion in the distance*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
No...
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Come on, Vitus! It's the best deal you'll ever see! Why aren't you taking it?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Since you started with such a low offer, let's restart the bidding at 15,000gp per machine gun.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Bullets not included.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Low? LOW? I'll have you know that's the best deal you'll ever see! Clearly you don't know good negotiation when you see it! You'll never see a better deal in your life!
Speaking of your life... *Holds up a stolen machine gun to your head*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I gtg. Stay right there, Vitus! >:(
(But seriously, goodnight!)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Like I said, bullets sold separately. *brushes the machine gun aside nonchalantly and stabs Gibber with a knife*
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Have a good night and sleep tight, Gib Gib.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
XD
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Gibbity bibbity boo!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
'Sup, Elky.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Da sky.
:D
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Correct!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Yay, I got it right! Anyways, how're you, GingiVitus?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
have any of you ever discovered a really weird artist and then looking up what time period they were from and then going like, “no way! This could never have happened back then!” But it did?
well I did, his name is Tom Lehrer, and in the 1950s he wrote a song called Poisoning pigeons in the park, which is exactly about what the title says. Humans are funny
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... OK?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
OK indeed! How art thou?
I fareth well. How is thee?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Wonderfully! Currently designing a quartet of homebrew monsters, each taking inspiration from different witches from stories, being the witch of the west and the witch of the east (inspired by the counterparts from Oz) and then the witch of the north (inspired by the Grinch) and the witch of the south (inspired by the witch from Hansel and Gretel) each of them are basically just hexblood (half Hag) Trolls, and they each have regeneration abilities stopped and reversed by certain stuff depending on the variant. For example, if the witch comes into contact with cold water, it’s regeneration turns into an ability that harms it and makes it melt. Some of them also have the troll’s loathsome limbs trait.
Cool! Also, the Grinch you say? Better give that one some experience in bein' an Artificer!
*massive explosion in the distance*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig