Not according to This contract! In exchange, Agate will deliver you the liver of another person.
Nope! I arranged Agate give me his liver before you made that deal. By that logic then I now own his soul and firstborn child.
If Arch already owned Agate's soul and firstborn then your contract cannot supersede the original deal. In fact it means the deal you made for his liver might not even be valid.
While the soul and firstborn are invalid, the liver still is.
Are you a cosmic horror? Oh, right. Forgot you use Gen Alpha slang. But I've been in the Far Realm longer then you.
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Not according to This contract! In exchange, Agate will deliver you the liver of another person.
Nope! I arranged Agate give me his liver before you made that deal. By that logic then I now own his soul and firstborn child.
If Arch already owned Agate's soul and firstborn then your contract cannot supersede the original deal. In fact it means the deal you made for his liver might not even be valid.
Exactly! Your contract is null and void!
oh and also Gibber, I’m using something that differentiates the magic of fey contracts from devil and mortal ones: we make the rules. And since it’s fey magic, it’s valid! Toodle-oo!
Not according to This contract! In exchange, Agate will deliver you the liver of another person.
Nope! I arranged Agate give me his liver before you made that deal. By that logic then I now own his soul and firstborn child.
If Arch already owned Agate's soul and firstborn then your contract cannot supersede the original deal. In fact it means the deal you made for his liver might not even be valid.
While the soul and firstborn are invalid, the liver still is.
Are you a cosmic horror? Oh, right. Forgot you use Gen Alpha slang. But I've been in the Far Realm longer then you.
Not according to This contract! In exchange, Agate will deliver you the liver of another person.
Nope! I arranged Agate give me his liver before you made that deal. By that logic then I now own his soul and firstborn child.
If Arch already owned Agate's soul and firstborn then your contract cannot supersede the original deal. In fact it means the deal you made for his liver might not even be valid.
Exactly! Your contract is null and void!
oh and also Gibber, I’m using something that differentiates the magic of fey contracts from devil and mortal ones: we make the rules. And since it’s fey magic, it’s valid! Toodle-oo!
Ah yes, but as an elder evil of chaos, we also make the rules. I was being nice by trying to settle an agreement with simple terms.
Ban the person above you. Look back a bit, it's not too far.
I saw, but even seeing it is not enough for him to agree with it as he has previously stated he cannot read it! Haha! Null and Void!
Actually regardless of a signers ability to read (or lack thereof) they can still agree and be bound by the contract or deal
thats why fine print is a thing
A contract has to be properly explained. (I can't remember the exact terminology or phrasing, but basically you can't lie to the signer about what the contract is.)
Ban the person above you. Look back a bit, it's not too far.
I saw, but even seeing it is not enough for him to agree with it as he has previously stated he cannot read it! Haha! Null and Void!
Actually regardless of a signers ability to read (or lack thereof) they can still agree and be bound by the contract or deal
thats why fine print is a thing
A contract has to be properly explained. (I can't remember the exact terminology or phrasing, but basically you can't lie to the signer about what the contract is.)
Not necessarily lying. If you have blurry sight and you agree to a contract, you agree to the whole thing. If you couldn’t read it that isn’t my fault.
Ban the person above you. Look back a bit, it's not too far.
I saw, but even seeing it is not enough for him to agree with it as he has previously stated he cannot read it! Haha! Null and Void!
Actually regardless of a signers ability to read (or lack thereof) they can still agree and be bound by the contract or deal
thats why fine print is a thing
A contract has to be properly explained. (I can't remember the exact terminology or phrasing, but basically you can't lie to the signer about what the contract is.)
Not necessarily lying. If you have blurry sight and you agree to a contract, you agree to the whole thing. If you couldn’t read it that isn’t my fault.
Indeed. I very much explained to Agate what it entailed in the contract, and he could have used a translator to read it. Not my fault he didn't, so I still own his liver.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
B̶̖̻̯͎̟̳͎͕̈́̌̉̎͑̈͌̍̚͠ ̸͍͚̇̈́̕ẹ̸̰̲̭̞͙̼̤̣̹͖̔̆ͅ ̷̧͔̜̟͔͕͖͔̙̫̹̯̼̎̊͗̄͌̆͛͑͂̈̂̍͘͝͝ğ̸̨̩̪͓̣̜̰̲̖͚̪̝̓͆̀̾̀̅̊̈ ̷̝̦̭̯̱̳͙͕̺͈̫͛͆͂̒̈̆̅͌͂̂̈́͜͝͠ó̵͕̬̥̩̺͙̤̟̱̘̺̭̠͒̿̈́̑̃͠ͅ ̸̢̡̻̯̝͇̰̹̟͉̈n̵͉̞͎̭̭̻̳͇̉͒͛̓̽ ̸̨̡͍͉̲̺̱̮̹͈͔͓̳́͊̎͋͆̀́̐̿̍̐̃͘͝͝ͅȩ̴̨̭̣͎̖̙̯̭̫̗̉̑͌͋͐̽͂̊̆͊̈̇̎̕͝ͅ
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
While the soul and firstborn are invalid, the liver still is.
Are you a cosmic horror? Oh, right. Forgot you use Gen Alpha slang. But I've been in the Far Realm longer then you.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
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Exactly! Your contract is null and void!
oh and also Gibber, I’m using something that differentiates the magic of fey contracts from devil and mortal ones: we make the rules. And since it’s fey magic, it’s valid! Toodle-oo!
Well get a nice chianti.
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Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Also, gonna make that thread, since enough people seemed to like it. Idk when it's gonna come, but it will at some point.
(I might request some help with it, since whenever I make a tavern on my own it dies.)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Ah yes, but as an elder evil of chaos, we also make the rules. I was being nice by trying to settle an agreement with simple terms.
Give. M̸e̸. Ḧ̷̪͈́̓̿̒̋̇̏̆̐͘̚͜î̵̧̧̮͖͎̞̙̠̬̭̠s̶̨̖̐̊̎̓̄̌.̶̥̔͌̒̏̿͊̄͐̓̚ L̶̘͒́̀͗̆͌̉̽I̸̧̢͕̭̪̤̩̗̮̪̲̫̤̫̤̯͚͚̙̺̭͕͚͍̺̪͙̱̟̊̓̀̔̀́̎̔̈́̈́̑̀̋͋͒̄̉̃̊̏͐͛̇̆͐̀̄̈́́̈́̌̊̾͊̓̆́̏̐̈́͘̕͠͝͝͝V̷̡̧̨̧̧̨̡̛̫̰͚̲͖̪̼̹̹̖̣̣̳̪̟͈̭͈̬͍̗̹͓͚̜͇̗̹̱̱̟͔͇̳̭̦͚̦͈̜̰̹͓͇̲̼̒̍͛̏͗̎̋̍́͐́̈̚͜͠͝ͅͅẺ̴̡̢̨̡̜̞̭̲̟̜̪̮͔̺͕̞̪̰̺̫͉͓̪̫̬͔̜͓̤̩̫͔̖̙̳̜͇̘̱̱̖͍̗̫͚̈̔̄̚̚͜͜͜ͅȐ̷̬̣̣̰̤̩͔̺̲̥̳̜̙͎̖̪̠͕̞̲̠͓͚̑̍̌̔͗̽̈̿͋̄͋̾̈́̉̅̆̀͗̿̐̐͂͒̃̚̚͝͝͠͝͝.̴̧̧̧̡̢̧̨̢̛̛̼̻̤̬̭̥̖͉̝̖͓̟͉̫̮̙̱̣̤̥̪̮̯̟̭͈̲̹̘̞͚̤̭̜̞͍̤̪̭̀͆͌̍̎̄̓̃̃̂̓̆̄̀̍̾͊͒̂̆̊̈́͒̍̃̆͌́̄̀̈́̂̿̏͌̀͘̚͜͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅ
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*cut for gibber*
nuh-uh! He agreed to giving it to me!
After he agreed to giving it to me.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Also, again, will there be pizza at the ball?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Where did he agree?
Sausage and bacon.
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Ban the person above you. Look back a bit, it's not too far.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I saw, but even seeing it is not enough for him to agree with it as he has previously stated he cannot read it! Haha! Null and Void!
Ah, but you see, he could easily have found a translator online to translate it for him, thus allowing him to read the message!
Hahaha!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Actually regardless of a signers ability to read (or lack thereof) they can still agree and be bound by the contract or deal
thats why fine print is a thing
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
A contract has to be properly explained. (I can't remember the exact terminology or phrasing, but basically you can't lie to the signer about what the contract is.)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Correct! I totally remembered that before just now!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Not necessarily lying. If you have blurry sight and you agree to a contract, you agree to the whole thing. If you couldn’t read it that isn’t my fault.
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Indeed. I very much explained to Agate what it entailed in the contract, and he could have used a translator to read it. Not my fault he didn't, so I still own his liver.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig