Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*For anyone else reading this, context is in the ban thread.*
Elk owes you too?
Yeah, he owes me his soul, his firstborn child and his liver.
*holds up contract*
(Cough Cough) already owned!
50/50?
Ha
no. All mine!
75/25? I have to get some amount, check the bank thread to see the terms I set.
Mm, no.
I have full ownership of Agate’s soul which means Agate has no soul to give. In addition, I have the rights to his firstborn. Liver is fine though!
unless Agate wants to make another deaalllll?
I'll give you my liver for 2d8 artifacts or legendary items of my choice! I can just conjure up a magical liver after.
Mm, two artifacts and then the rest are legendary items, and we have a deal!
Hmm. OK!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*For anyone else reading this, context is in the ban thread.*
Elk owes you too?
Yeah, he owes me his soul, his firstborn child and his liver.
*holds up contract*
(Cough Cough) already owned!
50/50?
Ha
no. All mine!
75/25? I have to get some amount, check the bank thread to see the terms I set.
Mm, no.
I have full ownership of Agate’s soul which means Agate has no soul to give. In addition, I have the rights to his firstborn. Liver is fine though!
unless Agate wants to make another deaalllll?
Then I require someone's soul and someone's firstborn (or maybe Agate's secondborn).
I see.
well, It seems Agate has a new job to do! Collect the soul and firstborn of someone else for Gibber like a good warlock now!
now, as a fellow unspeakable cosmic force of nature, would you like to attend one of my royal balls? There will be a fine orchestra and I heard that Mother Nature will be showing up!
*For anyone else reading this, context is in the ban thread.*
Elk owes you too?
Yeah, he owes me his soul, his firstborn child and his liver.
*holds up contract*
(Cough Cough) already owned!
50/50?
Ha
no. All mine!
75/25? I have to get some amount, check the bank thread to see the terms I set.
Mm, no.
I have full ownership of Agate’s soul which means Agate has no soul to give. In addition, I have the rights to his firstborn. Liver is fine though!
unless Agate wants to make another deaalllll?
I'll give you my liver for 2d8 artifacts or legendary items of my choice! I can just conjure up a magical liver after.
Mm, two artifacts and then the rest are legendary items, and we have a deal!
Hmm. OK!
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So that's 2 artifacts and 7 legendary items!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*For anyone else reading this, context is in the ban thread.*
Elk owes you too?
Yeah, he owes me his soul, his firstborn child and his liver.
*holds up contract*
(Cough Cough) already owned!
50/50?
Ha
no. All mine!
75/25? I have to get some amount, check the bank thread to see the terms I set.
Mm, no.
I have full ownership of Agate’s soul which means Agate has no soul to give. In addition, I have the rights to his firstborn. Liver is fine though!
unless Agate wants to make another deaalllll?
Then I require someone's soul and someone's firstborn (or maybe Agate's secondborn).
I see.
well, It seems Agate has a new job to do! Collect the soul and firstborn of someone else for Gibber like a good warlock now!
now, as a fellow unspeakable cosmic force of nature, would you like to attend one of my royal balls? There will be a fine orchestra and I heard that Mother Nature will be showing up!
*Thinks*
What will the food be like?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*For anyone else reading this, context is in the ban thread.*
Elk owes you too?
Yeah, he owes me his soul, his firstborn child and his liver.
*holds up contract*
(Cough Cough) already owned!
50/50?
Ha
no. All mine!
75/25? I have to get some amount, check the bank thread to see the terms I set.
Mm, no.
I have full ownership of Agate’s soul which means Agate has no soul to give. In addition, I have the rights to his firstborn. Liver is fine though!
unless Agate wants to make another deaalllll?
Then I require someone's soul and someone's firstborn (or maybe Agate's secondborn).
I see.
well, It seems Agate has a new job to do! Collect the soul and firstborn of someone else for Gibber like a good warlock now!
now, as a fellow unspeakable cosmic force of nature, would you like to attend one of my royal balls? There will be a fine orchestra and I heard that Mother Nature will be showing up!
*Thinks*
What will the food be like?
The finest chefs from the deep sea are coming to prepare everything you can think of, and I’m making the deserts! Snickerdoodles and a red velvet cake.
*For anyone else reading this, context is in the ban thread.*
Elk owes you too?
Yeah, he owes me his soul, his firstborn child and his liver.
*holds up contract*
(Cough Cough) already owned!
50/50?
Ha
no. All mine!
75/25? I have to get some amount, check the bank thread to see the terms I set.
Mm, no.
I have full ownership of Agate’s soul which means Agate has no soul to give. In addition, I have the rights to his firstborn. Liver is fine though!
unless Agate wants to make another deaalllll?
Then I require someone's soul and someone's firstborn (or maybe Agate's secondborn).
I see.
well, It seems Agate has a new job to do! Collect the soul and firstborn of someone else for Gibber like a good warlock now!
now, as a fellow unspeakable cosmic force of nature, would you like to attend one of my royal balls? There will be a fine orchestra and I heard that Mother Nature will be showing up!
*Thinks*
What will the food be like?
The finest chefs from the deep sea are coming to prepare everything you can think of, and I’m making the deserts! Snickerdoodles and a red velvet cake.
*For anyone else reading this, context is in the ban thread.*
Elk owes you too?
Yeah, he owes me his soul, his firstborn child and his liver.
*holds up contract*
(Cough Cough) already owned!
50/50?
Ha
no. All mine!
75/25? I have to get some amount, check the bank thread to see the terms I set.
Mm, no.
I have full ownership of Agate’s soul which means Agate has no soul to give. In addition, I have the rights to his firstborn. Liver is fine though!
unless Agate wants to make another deaalllll?
Then I require someone's soul and someone's firstborn (or maybe Agate's secondborn).
I see.
well, It seems Agate has a new job to do! Collect the soul and firstborn of someone else for Gibber like a good warlock now!
now, as a fellow unspeakable cosmic force of nature, would you like to attend one of my royal balls? There will be a fine orchestra and I heard that Mother Nature will be showing up!
*Thinks*
What will the food be like?
The finest chefs from the deep sea are coming to prepare everything you can think of, and I’m making the deserts! Snickerdoodles and a red velvet cake.
Will there be pizza?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Not according to This contract! In exchange, Agate will deliver you the liver of another person.
Nope! I arranged Agate give me his liver before you made that deal. By that logic then I now own his soul and firstborn child.
If Arch already owned Agate's soul and firstborn then your contract cannot supersede the original deal. In fact it means the deal you made for his liver might not even be valid.
Mm, no.
I have full ownership of Agate’s soul which means Agate has no soul to give. In addition, I have the rights to his firstborn. Liver is fine though!
unless Agate wants to make another deaalllll?
It was from an Astro-boy movie that released sometime around 2000 I think.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Yes. Even your patron agrees with me.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I'll give you my liver for 2d8 artifacts or legendary items of my choice! I can just conjure up a magical liver after.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Then I require someone's soul and someone's firstborn (or maybe Agate's secondborn).
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Mm, two artifacts and then the rest are legendary items, and we have a deal!
Hmm. OK!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
I see.
well, It seems Agate has a new job to do! Collect the soul and firstborn of someone else for Gibber like a good warlock now!
now, as a fellow unspeakable cosmic force of nature, would you like to attend one of my royal balls? There will be a fine orchestra and I heard that Mother Nature will be showing up!
So that's 2 artifacts and 7 legendary items!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Indeed! What do you want?
Not so fast! I already own Agate's liver.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*Thinks*
What will the food be like?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
The Astro Boy movie was a remake from the Astro Boy anime.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Not according to This contract! In exchange, Agate will deliver you the liver of another person.
To put it another,
Gibber be fanum taxxin' Agate's cheugy liver, fr fr.
He owns it, no cap, after rizzin' up a contract after his first skibidi attempt got beat with Arch's cracked legalese.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
The finest chefs from the deep sea are coming to prepare everything you can think of, and I’m making the deserts! Snickerdoodles and a red velvet cake.
No fish!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Nope! I arranged Agate give me his liver before you made that deal. By that logic then I now own his soul and firstborn child.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Will there be pizza?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
If Arch already owned Agate's soul and firstborn then your contract cannot supersede the original deal. In fact it means the deal you made for his liver might not even be valid.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night