Well maybe...I got into a funk this weekend and began to think up some strange things. This was a product:
(Just imagine me speaking this with my deep, David Attenborough-esque voice. Maybe some smooth jazz playing in the background.)
The entire universe is a construct of distances, right? We perceive everything differently based on its distance from us. It's all a game based on how far away something is. Now, there are infinities here -- the building blocks get infinitesimally smaller (since you can keep on asking but what's that made out of?). Cool. But, how do we measure distance? We don't measure it in three dimensions, right? We only measure it in two -- mostly straight lines - since when does distance have volume? You don't draw cylinders to measure the distance from Earth to the Moon, or triangular prisms to tell how far away the tree is. So, if the universe is represented through an infinite quantity of distances, which are two-dimensional, can't every point, which is intersected by infinite distances, be mapped onto a two-dimensional plane? Thus, can't the universe be two-dimensional if we say it's so?
Idk...maybe I'm just tripping.
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Thought the dimensions thing was pretty much confirmed.
Also I notice a common spam/scam post on these forums is the "hire a witch to cast a love spell" thing. I wonder if they just target any place they can post or if they think D&D players are more prone to believing their BS.
Well maybe...I got into a funk this weekend and began to think up some strange things. This was a product:
(Just imagine me speaking this with my deep, David Attenborough-esque voice. Maybe some smooth jazz playing in the background.)
The entire universe is a construct of distances, right? We perceive everything differently based on its distance from us. It's all a game based on how far away something is. Now, there are infinities here -- the building blocks get infinitesimally smaller (since you can keep on asking but what's that made out of?). Cool. But, how do we measure distance? We don't measure it in three dimensions, right? We only measure it in two -- mostly straight lines - since when does distance have volume? You don't draw cylinders to measure the distance from Earth to the Moon, or triangular prisms to tell how far away the tree is. So, if the universe is represented through an infinite quantity of distances, which are two-dimensional, can't every point, which is intersected by infinite distances, be mapped onto a two-dimensional plane? Thus, can't the universe be two-dimensional if we say it's so?
Idk...maybe I'm just tripping.
Where the flaw in your logic resides is that yes, everything is measured in distance which is measured in 2 dimensions, however those 2 dimensional lines extend into the 3rd dimension, depth. Also, everything IS 2 dimensional, because the 3rd dimension contains every dimension before it within itself. Everything is both 1, 2 and 3 dimensional simultaneously.
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Guys we're being too smart and philosophical here. This is supposed to be a silly little thread where we post silly little things. Doing all this thinking on how the universe works is making my head hurt.
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Guys we're being too smart and philosophical here. This is supposed to be a silly little thread where we post silly little things. Doing all this thinking on how the universe works is making my head hurt.
Well good. It seems your head needs ot hurt!
We will expand your mind. Whether your like or not. :D
Guys we're being too smart and philosophical here. This is supposed to be a silly little thread where we post silly little things. Doing all this thinking on how the universe works is making my head hurt.
That sounds a little… idk, wrong. Trying to find the word.
seems foolish to say we shouldn’t discuss philosophical and complex things sometimes, even on silly threads
Guys we're being too smart and philosophical here. This is supposed to be a silly little thread where we post silly little things. Doing all this thinking on how the universe works is making my head hurt.
Well good. It seems your head needs ot hurt!
We will expand your mind. Whether your like or not. :D
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
Guys we're being too smart and philosophical here. This is supposed to be a silly little thread where we post silly little things. Doing all this thinking on how the universe works is making my head hurt.
Well good. It seems your head needs ot hurt!
We will expand your mind. Whether your like or not. :D
Guys we're being too smart and philosophical here. This is supposed to be a silly little thread where we post silly little things. Doing all this thinking on how the universe works is making my head hurt.
That sounds a little… idk, wrong. Trying to find the word.
seems foolish to say we shouldn’t discuss philosophical and complex things sometimes, even on silly threads
I'm not saying we shouldn't, I'm just saying that my small brain is too tired to process this information, and it's too much for me.
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Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
Guys we're being too smart and philosophical here. This is supposed to be a silly little thread where we post silly little things. Doing all this thinking on how the universe works is making my head hurt.
Well good. It seems your head needs ot hurt!
We will expand your mind. Whether your like or not. :D
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*magically expands your mind literally*
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Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
Guys we're being too smart and philosophical here. This is supposed to be a silly little thread where we post silly little things. Doing all this thinking on how the universe works is making my head hurt.
That sounds a little… idk, wrong. Trying to find the word.
seems foolish to say we shouldn’t discuss philosophical and complex things sometimes, even on silly threads
I'm not saying we shouldn't, I'm just saying that my small brain is too tired to process this information, and it's too much for me.
No one is holding you at gunpoint and making you read it. If it’s too much for you to process, then just don’t read it. Don’t try and restrict others just because you aren’t capable of understanding what they’re saying
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Guys we're being too smart and philosophical here. This is supposed to be a silly little thread where we post silly little things. Doing all this thinking on how the universe works is making my head hurt.
Alright, let's talk about quantum Sillius Billius theory
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Guys we're being too smart and philosophical here. This is supposed to be a silly little thread where we post silly little things. Doing all this thinking on how the universe works is making my head hurt.
That sounds a little… idk, wrong. Trying to find the word.
seems foolish to say we shouldn’t discuss philosophical and complex things sometimes, even on silly threads
I'm not saying we shouldn't, I'm just saying that my small brain is too tired to process this information, and it's too much for me.
No one is holding you at gunpoint and making you read it. If it’s too much for you to process, then just don’t read it. Don’t try and restrict others just because you aren’t capable of understanding what they’re saying
Okay, I think I made a mistake when writing that. I'm not trying to restrict others, I'm just expressing confusion. I should've made my original message reflect this point better.
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Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
Guys we're being too smart and philosophical here. This is supposed to be a silly little thread where we post silly little things. Doing all this thinking on how the universe works is making my head hurt.
That sounds a little… idk, wrong. Trying to find the word.
seems foolish to say we shouldn’t discuss philosophical and complex things sometimes, even on silly threads
I'm not saying we shouldn't, I'm just saying that my small brain is too tired to process this information, and it's too much for me.
No one is holding you at gunpoint and making you read it. If it’s too much for you to process, then just don’t read it. Don’t try and restrict others just because you aren’t capable of understanding what they’re saying
Okay, I think I made a mistake when writing that. I'm not trying to restrict others, I'm just expressing confusion. I should've made my original message reflect this point better.
I thought you were fairly clear being a lighthearted "I can't take this" jocular attitude. Making more of a quip than a serious "stop talking about this" remark.
Guys we're being too smart and philosophical here. This is supposed to be a silly little thread where we post silly little things. Doing all this thinking on how the universe works is making my head hurt.
Alright, let's talk about quantum Sillius Billius theory
I think Dr. Tonka's recent calculations, using the Revised LeBraun Theorem, were pretty interesting. They show that subatomic 67Mango-quarks might actually blip in and out of existence when in motion. But that this takes place on such a scale that from a different point of view, going to a more traditional Newtonian/Youngman approach, it still appears as if they are in constant existence making a fluidic movement.
Guys we're being too smart and philosophical here. This is supposed to be a silly little thread where we post silly little things. Doing all this thinking on how the universe works is making my head hurt.
That sounds a little… idk, wrong. Trying to find the word.
seems foolish to say we shouldn’t discuss philosophical and complex things sometimes, even on silly threads
I'm not saying we shouldn't, I'm just saying that my small brain is too tired to process this information, and it's too much for me.
No one is holding you at gunpoint and making you read it. If it’s too much for you to process, then just don’t read it. Don’t try and restrict others just because you aren’t capable of understanding what they’re saying
Okay, I think I made a mistake when writing that. I'm not trying to restrict others, I'm just expressing confusion. I should've made my original message reflect this point better.
I thought you were fairly clear being a lighthearted "I can't take this" jocular attitude. Making more of a quip than a serious "stop talking about this" remark.
Yeah, that is what I was going for.
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Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
Guys we're being too smart and philosophical here. This is supposed to be a silly little thread where we post silly little things. Doing all this thinking on how the universe works is making my head hurt.
Alright, let's talk about quantum Sillius Billius theory
I think Dr. Tonka's recent calculations, using the Revised LeBraun Theorem, were pretty interesting. They show that subatomic 67Mango-quarks might actually blip in and out of existence when in motion. But that this takes place on such a scale that from a different point of view, going to a more traditional Newtonian/Youngman approach, it still appears as if they are in constant existence making a fluidic movement.
What say you?
Nah I was referring to Matthew Gooberton and Goof Johnson developing the Quandale Theorum, and it's evidence towards and against string theory along with the existence of every dimension but a 6.7th one, and the aforementioned forming of the Sillius Billius theory
Also new PFP? Well old one that you're using again?
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Hasn't that already been theorized?
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Well maybe...I got into a funk this weekend and began to think up some strange things. This was a product:
(Just imagine me speaking this with my deep, David Attenborough-esque voice. Maybe some smooth jazz playing in the background.)
The entire universe is a construct of distances, right? We perceive everything differently based on its distance from us. It's all a game based on how far away something is. Now, there are infinities here -- the building blocks get infinitesimally smaller (since you can keep on asking but what's that made out of?). Cool. But, how do we measure distance? We don't measure it in three dimensions, right? We only measure it in two -- mostly straight lines - since when does distance have volume? You don't draw cylinders to measure the distance from Earth to the Moon, or triangular prisms to tell how far away the tree is. So, if the universe is represented through an infinite quantity of distances, which are two-dimensional, can't every point, which is intersected by infinite distances, be mapped onto a two-dimensional plane? Thus, can't the universe be two-dimensional if we say it's so?
Idk...maybe I'm just tripping.
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Thought the dimensions thing was pretty much confirmed.
Also I notice a common spam/scam post on these forums is the "hire a witch to cast a love spell" thing. I wonder if they just target any place they can post or if they think D&D players are more prone to believing their BS.
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Where the flaw in your logic resides is that yes, everything is measured in distance which is measured in 2 dimensions, however those 2 dimensional lines extend into the 3rd dimension, depth. Also, everything IS 2 dimensional, because the 3rd dimension contains every dimension before it within itself. Everything is both 1, 2 and 3 dimensional simultaneously.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Guys we're being too smart and philosophical here. This is supposed to be a silly little thread where we post silly little things. Doing all this thinking on how the universe works is making my head hurt.
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Well good. It seems your head needs ot hurt!
We will expand your mind. Whether your like or not. :D
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Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
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That sounds a little… idk, wrong. Trying to find the word.
seems foolish to say we shouldn’t discuss philosophical and complex things sometimes, even on silly threads
The king is gone, but he's not forgotten
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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*magically expands your mind literally*
The king is gone, but he's not forgotten
I'm not saying we shouldn't, I'm just saying that my small brain is too tired to process this information, and it's too much for me.
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
*Blood splatters across the walls- Congratulations, you just committed a murder!*
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
No one is holding you at gunpoint and making you read it. If it’s too much for you to process, then just don’t read it. Don’t try and restrict others just because you aren’t capable of understanding what they’re saying
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Alright, let's talk about quantum Sillius Billius theory
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Okay, I think I made a mistake when writing that. I'm not trying to restrict others, I'm just expressing confusion. I should've made my original message reflect this point better.
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
I thought you were fairly clear being a lighthearted "I can't take this" jocular attitude. Making more of a quip than a serious "stop talking about this" remark.
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Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
I think Dr. Tonka's recent calculations, using the Revised LeBraun Theorem, were pretty interesting. They show that subatomic 67Mango-quarks might actually blip in and out of existence when in motion. But that this takes place on such a scale that from a different point of view, going to a more traditional Newtonian/Youngman approach, it still appears as if they are in constant existence making a fluidic movement.
What say you?
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Yeah, that is what I was going for.
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Nice pfp change Vitus
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Nah I was referring to Matthew Gooberton and Goof Johnson developing the Quandale Theorum, and it's evidence towards and against string theory along with the existence of every dimension but a 6.7th one, and the aforementioned forming of the Sillius Billius theory
Also new PFP? Well old one that you're using again?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ