We are going to advance in the dungeons and Wizard decided to let his familiar scouting in the front
Wizard: "I am going to see through my familiar's eyes and hear what it hears while she scouts ahead and I am going to put my hand on......" (think for a moment)
Wizard: "Actually I don't trust any of you (the party members) not lead me into danger"
Ranger (me): point at the dwarf bard who's middle name is Danger "Well, you can trust Danger for not lead you into danger"
Wizard: (think for a moment) "you know what, you are right." "I trust Danger not lead me into danger"
Wizard (OOC): "I put my hand on Danger's head and says"
I made the mistake as a DM, acting as a revenant that my players were fighting saying, "I will never stop coming"... It was at that moment that I lost control... lol.
NPC nods while looking at my character like he's lost his mind: ". . . I didn't understand 90% of what you just said, but sure. I will do that. Don't get killed by those fireheads!"
I would react that way, as well.
Yeah . . . the campaign got a bit weird. Later, my character covered an immortal archmage in spiderwebs, just because I wanted to annoy him.
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Here's one from the last session of a campaign I'm DMing:
Sorcerer: Who do you trust the most in our party? Druid: Probably [NPC who they just met]. I trust you the second most, though.
Twenty minutes later:
DM: [NPC] stabs you in the back. That's... 29 damage. You're unconscious. Sorcerer: Well, at least [Druid] trusts me the most now. Druid: Nope, I still trust [NPC] the most.
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Wizard and Warlock study a magical riddle, both roll Arcana, both succeed, but GM gives them different notes based on different view they have on magic. They start arguing.
Wizard: I don't want to hear about the weave theory from someone who BEGS for his spells. Warlock: It's bargaining, not begging, you elitist prick... Wizard: I cast Silence on him! Warlock: I Counterspell it! Wizard: I Counterspell your Counterspell! Using 5-th level slot! GM: I rate this argument at CR 7 based on the spell slots spent against it. Rogue: Do we get any XP? GM: No, it soundly defeated both of your casters.
We are going to advance in the dungeons and Wizard decided to let his familiar scouting in the front
Wizard: "I am going to see through my familiar's eyes and hear what it hears while she scouts ahead and I am going to put my hand on......" (think for a moment)
Wizard: "Actually I don't trust any of you (the party members) not lead me into danger"
Ranger (me): point at the dwarf bard who's middle name is Danger "Well, you can trust Danger for not lead you into danger"
Wizard: (think for a moment) "you know what, you are right." "I trust Danger not lead me into danger"
Wizard (OOC): "I put my hand on Danger's head and says"
Wizard (IC): "Danger, lead the way"
What Shakespeare play did that happen?
I made the mistake as a DM, acting as a revenant that my players were fighting saying, "I will never stop coming"... It was at that moment that I lost control... lol.
15 sessions later they still bring it up.
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Yeah . . . the campaign got a bit weird. Later, my character covered an immortal archmage in spiderwebs, just because I wanted to annoy him.
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Here's one from the last session of a campaign I'm DMing:
Sorcerer: Who do you trust the most in our party?
Druid: Probably [NPC who they just met]. I trust you the second most, though.
Twenty minutes later:
DM: [NPC] stabs you in the back. That's... 29 damage. You're unconscious.
Sorcerer: Well, at least [Druid] trusts me the most now.
Druid: Nope, I still trust [NPC] the most.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
12th night
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Player: I don't trust anyone*Casts find Familiar*
DM: Not even your familiar?
Player(To familiar at exactly the same time as the DM): I don't trust you.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Our barbarian rolling to shove 5 vials of holy water into a demon's mouth
Barbarian: *rolls nat 20*
DM: you do 20d6 radiant damage, wait you make a radiant meteor
Barbarian: *rolls 69 for damage* and kills the CR 8 demon which just came into the fight(the barbarian is level 13)
DM: what is my life
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
Barbarian: "Look at me...I am the paladin now."
Wizard and Warlock study a magical riddle, both roll Arcana, both succeed, but GM gives them different notes based on different view they have on magic. They start arguing.
Wizard: I don't want to hear about the weave theory from someone who BEGS for his spells.
Warlock: It's bargaining, not begging, you elitist prick...
Wizard: I cast Silence on him!
Warlock: I Counterspell it!
Wizard: I Counterspell your Counterspell! Using 5-th level slot!
GM: I rate this argument at CR 7 based on the spell slots spent against it.
Rogue: Do we get any XP?
GM: No, it soundly defeated both of your casters.
I cracked up when I read "Do we get any xp?"
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Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce as well as one of the three founders (others being GreatAxeblade and ParticleHex)
what is the story behind this. Tell me.
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Leader of the Cult of ANTI-Sedge
Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce as well as one of the three founders (others being GreatAxeblade and ParticleHex)
A hag dissolved into goo and melted into the ground. My character wanted to harvest some, thinking it could be magical.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
So what are j'all mating rituals like?
I like a bearing mother because she would be a good host vessel
Amazing. In my campaign I have a baby hook horror who is always hungry so some hag goop would be nice.
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Leader of the Cult of ANTI-Sedge
Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce as well as one of the three founders (others being GreatAxeblade and ParticleHex)
"I ROLL FOR PERSUASION"
"its a rock"
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Leader of the Cult of ANTI-Sedge
Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce as well as one of the three founders (others being GreatAxeblade and ParticleHex)
Are these two seperate quotes with different contexts, or . . .
"Everyone got arrested because I forgot about the law and committed arson"
Forgetting the law exists happens
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“Maybe I shouldn’t have kept that cursed bug mask...”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me