Me (DM): "Would that be the bowl that is radiating heat, and is currently suspended directly above an incredibly hot fire? Just checking."
Player: "Yes, it would... on second thought, I take something heavy out of my backpack and put it in the bowl."
I should have just gotten onto the quarterstaff. That might have worked. You know what, I still can. I do that.
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
AM sorcerer trying to convince a fiend warlock to send an embarrassing message to his patron:
Sorcerer: You know you want to. Warlock: No, I don't. Sorcerer: You do. Warlock: I don't. Why do you want me to? Sorcerer: Because it will be fun. Warlock: No, it won't be. Sorcerer: I think you'll enjoy it. Warlock: I don't think I will. Sorcerer: You won't know until you try it. Warlock: I don't want to try it. Stop trying to peer pressure me. Sorcerer: Please. Do it for a friend. Warlock: It sounds like you're trying to offer me drugs.
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AM sorcerer trying to convince a fiend warlock to send an embarrassing message to his patron:
Sorcerer: You know you want to. Warlock: No, I don't. Sorcerer: You do. Warlock: I don't. Why do you want me to? Sorcerer: Because it will be fun. Warlock: No, it won't be. Sorcerer: I think you'll enjoy it. Warlock: I don't think I will. Sorcerer: You won't know until you try it. Warlock: I don't want to try it. Stop trying to peer pressure me. Sorcerer: Please. Do it for a friend. Warlock: It sounds like you're trying to offer me drugs.
Heard from a stream, and also heard something similar in many campaigns by different groups:
"Oh no! The consequences of our actions have returned to haunt us!"
(Some DMs keep track of everything the players do in their setting between campaigns and take revenge upon those who wreak havoc upon the world, but the fun ones are when the players aren't intentionally causing problems but the consequences are levied all the same.)
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Heard from a stream, and also heard something similar in many campaigns by different groups:
"Oh no! The consequences of our actions have returned to haunt us!"
(Some DMs keep track of everything the players do in their setting between campaigns and take revenge upon those who wreak havoc upon the world, but the fun ones are when the players aren't intentionally causing problems but the consequences are levied all the same.)
"Hell hath no fury like a DM with a dead NPC." -Socrates, probably
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
"Ok, I think I got it, but Just in case, can you repeat the whole thing again, I wasn't listening"
*Player who had the backstory and DM facepalms*
I've seen a stream with exactly that.
DM: "You, [Player], recognize her of course." Player: "Okay. Who is she?" DM: 🤦🏻♂️ "She's from your backstory - the one you gave to me."
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Warlock: What's your favorite kind of sushi? Sorcerer: Yellowtail nigiri. Warlock: I've never had that kind. Sorcerer: Yellowtail tuna or nigiri? Warlock: Both. Sorcerer: You have problems. Warlock: You have more. Sorcerer: Yours are bigger. Warlock: Are they? Sorcerer: If you've never had nigiri before, yes.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Warlock: What's your favorite kind of sushi? Sorcerer: Yellowtail nigiri. Warlock: I've never had that kind. Sorcerer: Yellowtail tuna or nigiri? Warlock: Both. Sorcerer: You have problems. Warlock: You have more. Sorcerer: Yours are bigger. Warlock: Are they? Sorcerer: If you've never had nigiri before, yes.
Sorcerer: I kind of am offering you drugs this time, but you will love nigiri.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"This is the Nine Hells! Aren't rules made to be broken here?"
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
"This is the Nine Hells! Aren't rules made to be broken here?"
thats about to be one dead player
*Walks into lava*
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Pigstep? Nothing like Minecraft music to set the mood. :)
BA DANA NA NA NA
dun dun dun dun
dum dumdum dum
BA DANA NA NA NA
When it ends, The Final Countdown starts
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
I should have just gotten onto the quarterstaff. That might have worked. You know what, I still can. I do that.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
from my pbp yesterday in which the players just made a hydra into a warlock serving them
"you watch as the hydra tries to write it´s name in draconic with a pen for several minutes before just using blood"
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
What was it trying to write? A love letter?
AM sorcerer trying to convince a fiend warlock to send an embarrassing message to his patron:
Sorcerer: You know you want to.
Warlock: No, I don't.
Sorcerer: You do.
Warlock: I don't. Why do you want me to?
Sorcerer: Because it will be fun.
Warlock: No, it won't be.
Sorcerer: I think you'll enjoy it.
Warlock: I don't think I will.
Sorcerer: You won't know until you try it.
Warlock: I don't want to try it. Stop trying to peer pressure me.
Sorcerer: Please. Do it for a friend.
Warlock: It sounds like you're trying to offer me drugs.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
it was trying to sign their warlock contract
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
It's a weird thread.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Heard from a stream, and also heard something similar in many campaigns by different groups:
"Oh no! The consequences of our actions have returned to haunt us!"
(Some DMs keep track of everything the players do in their setting between campaigns and take revenge upon those who wreak havoc upon the world, but the fun ones are when the players aren't intentionally causing problems but the consequences are levied all the same.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
"Hell hath no fury like a DM with a dead NPC." -Socrates, probably
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
After a long backstory, one of my players said
"Ok, I think I got it, but Just in case, can you repeat the whole thing again, I wasn't listening"
Everything is true, but not all is canon.
Everything is canon, but not all is true.
*Player who had the backstory and DM facepalms*
I've seen a stream with exactly that.
DM: "You, [Player], recognize her of course."
Player: "Okay. Who is she?"
DM: 🤦🏻♂️ "She's from your backstory - the one you gave to me."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
The same AM sorcerer and fiend warlock as before:
Warlock: What's your favorite kind of sushi?
Sorcerer: Yellowtail nigiri.
Warlock: I've never had that kind.
Sorcerer: Yellowtail tuna or nigiri?
Warlock: Both.
Sorcerer: You have problems.
Warlock: You have more.
Sorcerer: Yours are bigger.
Warlock: Are they?
Sorcerer: If you've never had nigiri before, yes.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Sorcerer: I kind of am offering you drugs this time, but you will love nigiri.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"This is the Nine Hells! Aren't rules made to be broken here?"
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
thats about to be one dead player
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
*Walks into lava*
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
*This starts playing*
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
Pigstep? Nothing like Minecraft music to set the mood. :)
BA DA NA NA NA NA
dun dun dun dun
dum dum dum dum
BA DA NA NA NA NA
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
When it ends, The Final Countdown starts
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig