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That kills it! Good job, 50 XP for everyone. The guard has a chain shirt and a shield and spear +16 silver. And the crowd gives you another 5 gold for that spectacular performance. Long rest for everyone!
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If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
14 doesn’t hit. Peregrin? Your turn.
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
Drop shortbow, draw rapier, stab guard. Attack: 26 Damage: 17
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
Peregrin stabs the guard right in the face, and pulls his rapier out slowly. He whoops about his amazing kill.
(I feel like I'm on crit roll here with two crits in the first few fights.)
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
HOLY SMOKES
HOW
The invisible crowd cheers and a few more coins come raining down. 5 gp worth of coins.
(so how it works is that the arena is magic. You can’t see out, but the audience can see in.)
Dolrik, you’re up. The gremishka and giant weasel are still alive.
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
Dolrik will rise and Dodge as he gains his senses and looks for an opportunity for his next round.
Mana - Verdan Bard - Dragon Heist
”I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” - Douglas Adams
”I’ve suffered a great many catastrophes in my life. Most of them never happened.” - Mark Twain
”I am not young enough to know everything.” - Oscar Wilde
Also as a reminder, I can't heal with the kits on dolrik and count until they have had a short rest
The gremishka will try to bite the count again. Attack: 15 Damage: 6 +3 force damage
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
"Back off rodent!"
Count swings the flail back around at the gremishka:
Attack: 18 Damage: 8
That hits, it’s not looking very good. The giant weasel is going after Peregrin again. Attack: 21 Damage: 7
Nadir, you’re up.
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
Hoping to also land a blow while it battles off the Count, Nadir stabs at the gremishka while staying close to the weasel.
Attack: 24 Damage: 5
|| Oriace - Halfling Bard - Dragon Heist || Valerian - Elf Rogue - Wildnis || Rowan - Halfling Giant - Runewarren || Khazela - Spiritfarer Dervish - Yawning Portal || Arista - Frost Sorcerer - Old Keep || Marasatra - Blood Mage - Avernus || Lan Shi - Liquid Swords || Syed - Drakkenheim || Kaelthor - Dragonlance ||
That kills the Gremishka. Peregrin is up.
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
Hit the weasel.
Attack: 8 Damage: 10
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
That kills it! Good job, 50 XP for everyone. The guard has a chain shirt and a shield and spear +16 silver. And the crowd gives you another 5 gold for that spectacular performance. Long rest for everyone!
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
Nadir takes the silver +2 spear!
Just kidding :P
I have to admit that I was very much tempted to explode the gremishka.
|| Oriace - Halfling Bard - Dragon Heist || Valerian - Elf Rogue - Wildnis || Rowan - Halfling Giant - Runewarren || Khazela - Spiritfarer Dervish - Yawning Portal || Arista - Frost Sorcerer - Old Keep || Marasatra - Blood Mage - Avernus || Lan Shi - Liquid Swords || Syed - Drakkenheim || Kaelthor - Dragonlance ||
wait, did you say chain shirt?
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
nevermind. I'm not proficient. :(
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
Wait, what's our money pouch looking like right now?
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
If we kill a dragon, do we get the dragon's hoard?
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
(I actually haven’t been keeping track of your money. You should nominate one of you to be the official treasurer. )
i know it’s at lest 40 GP.)
Yes.
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
Lol, you'd think the guy who threw us in here wanted the magic items more than entertainment.
(how did they even contain a dragon in the first place?)
(how did they even find a kracken?)
(how did they capture fizban?)
(how did they capture vecna?)
My head is full of questions.
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian