i used true polymorph magic jar clone and simulacrum
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my backstory was that i was a pit fiend and was summoned by a wizard with a lot of power and very little common sense his spell backfired i took his soul and was trapped in his form i spent years studying magic and when i was and archmage i was finally ready to take my form back and i could bring my magic into the new form but during my time as a gnome i had come to care for mortals and when i transformed i used my powers to create the gardons a race of good fiends in the form of smaller pit fiends with some variations.
i trained them as my army and together we protect the world from the demon lords
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as you may have guessed asmodeus is not happy with me:)
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i cast simulacrum and then cast magic jar and then true polymorph to turn myself into a pit fiend followed by simulacrum casting clone on my pit fiend body then destroying body and then i possesed the clone of myself i am now a level 2 evoker wizard in a pit fiends body
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the stingers miniature pit fiends with 40'walking speed 20'flying speed and a piercing and poison tail attack
the ironhides miniature pit fiends with 40'walking speed 20'flying speed and natural armor
the fire eyes miniature pit fiends with 20'walking speed 40'flying speed and innate spellcasting
there are = separate ¨classes¨ of gardons
the grinder legionaries melee fighters with a moderate multiattach and a mace these are made of ironhides and march slowly forward in tight formation
the crusher legionaries melee fighters with a moderate multiattach and a mace these are made of stingers and attack in quick charges before retreating behind the grinders
the warpriests melee fighters with a mace and some healing/ranged attack spells they can cast 2 spells or make a mace attack these are made of stingers and ironhides and march with the grinders
the temple priests melee fighters with defensive/healing spells and maces they can cast 2 spells or make a mace attack these are made of stingers and ironhides they defend the temples
the incinerators these are exclusively fireeyes and have a variety of offencive fire spells
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all casters are warlocks but when i am a true diety the priests will be clerics
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magic missile (for punishing gardons that are insubordinate)
detect magic (at will due to pit fiend using charisma)
level 2
invisibility (at will due to spell mastery)(i am always invisible)
misty step (used as a bonus action when with dash when in a hurry)
level 3
nondetection
tiny hut (can be cast free twice per short rest due to signature spells)
fireball (at will due to pit fiend uses charisma)
level 4
banishment
wall of fire(3 per day due to pit fiend using charisma but is also on spell list for wizard)
level 5
hold monster(3 per day due to pit fiend uses charisma)
conjure elemental
wall of force
immolation
level 6
eyebite
flesh to stone
programmed illusion
magic jar
level 7
simulacrum
level 8
clone
level 9
true polymorph
wish
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This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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i used wish for the spells that mae me a pit fiend that had a cost component ove several days
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they are not on either side and are glad that their enemies are fighting each other and not harming humanoids as much as they would be otherwise
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@willow_ivyleaf that’s good a pretty cool idea. Do the gardons care at all about the whole gods-Primordials conflict? Is that even a thing anymore? (I read about it in the Fourth Edition Manual of the Planes.)
i am not sure if its a thing anymore but they wouldn´t care they are trying to protect humanoids and do not care about other conflicts that do not affect that
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other dieties do not like the good fiend partly because of mistrust partly because of the good fiend banishing demons and devils to their domainsto be destroyed
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A Pit Fiend that isn't lawful evil isn't a pit fiend. Devils must be lawful evil.
That brings up a good point. Is being lawful evil part of a devil’s very essence, or can they change their personality without changing what kind of creature they are? (And losing all their kewl powerz 😊...)
How do you Mention people on this forum so they know who you’re talking to? Or are you just supposed to Quote them?
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i used true polymorph magic jar clone and simulacrum
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
my backstory was that i was a pit fiend and was summoned by a wizard with a lot of power and very little common sense his spell backfired i took his soul and was trapped in his form i spent years studying magic and when i was and archmage i was finally ready to take my form back and i could bring my magic into the new form but during my time as a gnome i had come to care for mortals and when i transformed i used my powers to create the gardons a race of good fiends in the form of smaller pit fiends with some variations.
i trained them as my army and together we protect the world from the demon lords
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
as you may have guessed asmodeus is not happy with me:)
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
i cast simulacrum and then cast magic jar and then true polymorph to turn myself into a pit fiend followed by simulacrum casting clone on my pit fiend body then destroying body and then i possesed the clone of myself i am now a level 2 evoker wizard in a pit fiends body
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
i made the gardons using true polymorph
there are 3 distinct gardon races
the stingers miniature pit fiends with 40'walking speed 20'flying speed and a piercing and poison tail attack
the ironhides miniature pit fiends with 40'walking speed 20'flying speed and natural armor
the fire eyes miniature pit fiends with 20'walking speed 40'flying speed and innate spellcasting
there are = separate ¨classes¨ of gardons
the grinder legionaries melee fighters with a moderate multiattach and a mace these are made of ironhides and march slowly forward in tight formation
the crusher legionaries melee fighters with a moderate multiattach and a mace these are made of stingers and attack in quick charges before retreating behind the grinders
the warpriests melee fighters with a mace and some healing/ranged attack spells they can cast 2 spells or make a mace attack these are made of stingers and ironhides and march with the grinders
the temple priests melee fighters with defensive/healing spells and maces they can cast 2 spells or make a mace attack these are made of stingers and ironhides they defend the temples
the incinerators these are exclusively fireeyes and have a variety of offencive fire spells
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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all casters are warlocks but when i am a true diety the priests will be clerics
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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my spell list is
cantrips
control flames
message
minor illusion
prestidigitation
thunderclap
level 1
shield (at will due to spell mastery)
magic missile (for punishing gardons that are insubordinate)
detect magic (at will due to pit fiend using charisma)
level 2
invisibility (at will due to spell mastery)(i am always invisible)
misty step (used as a bonus action when with dash when in a hurry)
level 3
nondetection
tiny hut (can be cast free twice per short rest due to signature spells)
fireball (at will due to pit fiend uses charisma)
level 4
banishment
wall of fire(3 per day due to pit fiend using charisma but is also on spell list for wizard)
level 5
hold monster(3 per day due to pit fiend uses charisma)
conjure elemental
wall of force
immolation
level 6
eyebite
flesh to stone
programmed illusion
magic jar
level 7
simulacrum
level 8
clone
level 9
true polymorph
wish
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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i also have controll weather at level 8
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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i used wish for the spells that mae me a pit fiend that had a cost component ove several days
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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How do the gardons fit into the Blood War?
they are not on either side and are glad that their enemies are fighting each other and not harming humanoids as much as they would be otherwise
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
@willow_ivyleaf that’s good a pretty cool idea. Do the gardons care at all about the whole gods-Primordials conflict? Is that even a thing anymore? (I read about it in the Fourth Edition Manual of the Planes.)
i am not sure if its a thing anymore but they wouldn´t care they are trying to protect humanoids and do not care about other conflicts that do not affect that
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
other dieties do not like the good fiend partly because of mistrust partly because of the good fiend banishing demons and devils to their domainsto be destroyed
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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Makes sense. Thanks.
A Pit Fiend that isn't lawful evil isn't a pit fiend. Devils must be lawful evil.
There is no dawn after eternal night.
Homebrew: Magic items, Subclasses
Sounds more like a Pit Friend?
My homebrew subclasses (full list here)
(Artificer) Swordmage | Glasswright | (Barbarian) Path of the Savage Embrace
(Bard) College of Dance | (Fighter) Warlord | Cannoneer
(Monk) Way of the Elements | (Ranger) Blade Dancer
(Rogue) DaggerMaster | Inquisitor | (Sorcerer) Riftwalker | Spellfist
(Warlock) The Swarm
Nice.
There is no dawn after eternal night.
Homebrew: Magic items, Subclasses
That brings up a good point. Is being lawful evil part of a devil’s very essence, or can they change their personality without changing what kind of creature they are? (And losing all their kewl powerz 😊...)
How do you Mention people on this forum so they know who you’re talking to? Or are you just supposed to Quote them?
i think just quote
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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