My dads a hypocrite and my mom enables him. He says that i "Argue from a point of wrong" and acts like he can read my Fr**cking mind.
That sounds like my mother.
I think I'm the only one in the tavern who actually likes their parents.
My father is okay, except that his puns are as bad as TTB's.
My dad is a walking comedy show. He doesn't even try, he's just that funny (to laugh at. Not with). My mom's the one who got me into D&D.
I like my parents. My mom's a scientist and my dad's a science teacher.
My parents are both teachers.
My dad works on base as a technology guy, and my mom doesn't have a job. For whatever reason, I'm the only one who likes puns.
My dad does disney reservations, my mom does disney cosmotology
For a second I thought you said "Disney cosmology" and I was really surprised.
Lol, nope. She does wigs and airspraying
I'm going to assume that's "hairspraying" and not "spraying the air." But I'm guessing that you don't like Disney very much.
No, I meant airspray. Its the process of spray painting someones face to make the look like darth maul, or someone like that. Im fine with disney, its pretty fun
Oh, cool. Looking like Darth Maul would be fun. Though I already look unnervingly similar to Tom Riddle from the Harry Potter franchise, especially when I do a voice impression of him. But I agree, Disney is pretty fun.
I can do a pretty good Dr. Doof impression.
I can do a pretty good impression of someone who hasn't watched Phineas and Ferb.
You need to watch it. Its freaking hilarious. Watch it after you watch Gravity Falls
I'm bogged down with shows right now, but I will sometimes. I can also do pretty good Voldemort, Darth Vader, Harry Potter, and Emperor Palpatine impressions.
I can do Palpatine. Also Grunkle Stan.
I can do Grunkle Stan, Bill Cipher, Rayla, and pretty realistic animal sounds, especially horses and dogs.
My dads a hypocrite and my mom enables him. He says that i "Argue from a point of wrong" and acts like he can read my Fr**cking mind.
That sounds like my mother.
I think I'm the only one in the tavern who actually likes their parents.
My father is okay, except that his puns are as bad as TTB's.
My dad is a walking comedy show. He doesn't even try, he's just that funny (to laugh at. Not with). My mom's the one who got me into D&D.
I like my parents. My mom's a scientist and my dad's a science teacher.
My parents are both teachers.
My dad works on base as a technology guy, and my mom doesn't have a job. For whatever reason, I'm the only one who likes puns.
My dad does disney reservations, my mom does disney cosmotology
For a second I thought you said "Disney cosmology" and I was really surprised.
Lol, nope. She does wigs and airspraying
I'm going to assume that's "hairspraying" and not "spraying the air." But I'm guessing that you don't like Disney very much.
No, I meant airspray. Its the process of spray painting someones face to make the look like darth maul, or someone like that. Im fine with disney, its pretty fun
Oh, cool. Looking like Darth Maul would be fun. Though I already look unnervingly similar to Tom Riddle from the Harry Potter franchise, especially when I do a voice impression of him. But I agree, Disney is pretty fun.
I can do a pretty good Dr. Doof impression.
I can do a pretty good impression of someone who hasn't watched Phineas and Ferb.
You need to watch it. Its freaking hilarious. Watch it after you watch Gravity Falls
I'm bogged down with shows right now, but I will sometimes. I can also do pretty good Voldemort, Darth Vader, Harry Potter, and Emperor Palpatine impressions.
I can do Palpatine. Also Grunkle Stan.
I can do Grunkle Stan, Bill Cipher, Rayla, and pretty realistic animal sounds, especially horses and dogs.
I can do the best Gollum impression anyone has ever seen. So far.
My dads a hypocrite and my mom enables him. He says that i "Argue from a point of wrong" and acts like he can read my Fr**cking mind.
That sounds like my mother.
I think I'm the only one in the tavern who actually likes their parents.
My father is okay, except that his puns are as bad as TTB's.
My dad is a walking comedy show. He doesn't even try, he's just that funny (to laugh at. Not with). My mom's the one who got me into D&D.
I like my parents. My mom's a scientist and my dad's a science teacher.
My dad's a doctor and my mom's an engineer and they hoped i'd be smart but I'm not.
my dad is a computer programmer, and my mom is a professor of political science. and I am sure you are smart
My parents both teach at a university.
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My dads a hypocrite and my mom enables him. He says that i "Argue from a point of wrong" and acts like he can read my Fr**cking mind.
That sounds like my mother.
I think I'm the only one in the tavern who actually likes their parents.
My father is okay, except that his puns are as bad as TTB's.
My dad is a walking comedy show. He doesn't even try, he's just that funny (to laugh at. Not with). My mom's the one who got me into D&D.
My dad got me into D&D, but he only ever played 1e and Pathfinder, so I'm the 5e expert in the house.
Same, but my father mostly played 2e and 3e.
My mom played 1e and 2e, so she hadn’t played for years (until I started my campaign with my family)
My parents have never played dnd. My best friend got me into it.
My cousin and uncle got me into it.
I kinda got myself into it as soon as I heard from my brother than there was a D&D club at school. Also, in an unrelated matter, something really weird is that every time me and one of my friends are in the same campaign, we always choose the same race.
My dads a hypocrite and my mom enables him. He says that i "Argue from a point of wrong" and acts like he can read my Fr**cking mind.
That sounds like my mother.
I think I'm the only one in the tavern who actually likes their parents.
My father is okay, except that his puns are as bad as TTB's.
My dad is a walking comedy show. He doesn't even try, he's just that funny (to laugh at. Not with). My mom's the one who got me into D&D.
My dad got me into D&D, but he only ever played 1e and Pathfinder, so I'm the 5e expert in the house.
Same, but my father mostly played 2e and 3e.
No one in my family is remotely interested in D&D except me.
Everyone else in my family is remotely interested in D&D.
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My dads a hypocrite and my mom enables him. He says that i "Argue from a point of wrong" and acts like he can read my Fr**cking mind.
That sounds like my mother.
I think I'm the only one in the tavern who actually likes their parents.
My father is okay, except that his puns are as bad as TTB's.
My dad is a walking comedy show. He doesn't even try, he's just that funny (to laugh at. Not with). My mom's the one who got me into D&D.
My dad got me into D&D, but he only ever played 1e and Pathfinder, so I'm the 5e expert in the house.
Same, but my father mostly played 2e and 3e.
My mom played 1e and 2e, so she hadn’t played for years (until I started my campaign with my family)
My parents have never played dnd. My best friend got me into it.
My cousin and uncle got me into it.
I kinda got myself into it as soon as I heard from my brother than there was a D&D club at school. Also, in an unrelated matter, something really weird is that every time me and one of my friends are in the same campaign, we always choose the same race.
My cousin got me into it, not that long ago.
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I asked a friend of mine what kind of color I would be and he claims I give off a light turquoise vibe.
That same friend also claims I give off octagon vibes...sometimes I just don't understand his logic, but at least I have a color to work with now.
I don't know how to explain the reasoning behind me being a light turquoise color.
The sounds like he has synesthesia. It's basically a condition where you associate colors with people, words, or numbers. About 1 in 300 people have it.
Does that include shapes? He associated me with an octagon but he can't explain why aside from "You just give off octagon vibes" Bruh, how does that makes sense XD
I think I give off triangle or rectangle vibes tbh. And you seem like a cool color, like blue green purple. Maybe more blue green.
That's pretty cool! Oh really? That's and interesting color pallet, thank you I like it! :)
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Malwyn the Barkeeper of The Tales of Adventurers’ Tavern
I'm doing well. How about you? You appear to be in high spirits, I'm glad to see that. :D
Im alright!! Im in low battery mode rn, so I sorta stop using logic!
Sometimes that's the way to go, Chris! I enjoy doing that too from time to time and being goofy because of it....also, it just drives my older brother crazy so that's a plus on my part and I am able to fulfill my duties as the youngest sibling and be annoying XD lol
Im the oldest in my family. My job is....... all of them! Especially scapegoat
Haha, you and I have things flipped. I am the number one suspect if things go wrong and I am capable of doing all the sibling duties but bailing a sibling out on a regular basis. My brother has bailed me out countless times and I do return the favor but only with certain situations XD
My siblings hate me, and my parents hate me and love them
My sister doesn't like me all that much either.
I'm sure that's not the case.
My sister and I are 8 years apart. Im 16. Dealing with her is hard
I can imagine. I had to help raise several of my cousins since they were born and my sister is still their favorite *shrugs* ingrates XD
My sister is older than me by a year and a half but she can probably relate with you in the same way with how you relate with your 8 year old sister. You are not alone in these types of struggles dw lol
Oh, if we talk about cousins its worse. My sister is at least a year older than each of them
Ah but did you have to raise the little hooligans??? Each of my baby cousins (Lord bless their tiny precious hearts) has the energy of five children and I have five baby cousins I have helped raise so that is the equivalent of having 25 children each time I look after them.
Just being around energetic people is exhausting... im very sorry.
Haha, agreed. It's alright, as exhausting as they can be I still love them at the end of the day. :)
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My mom played 1e and 2e, so she hadn’t played for years (until I started my campaign with my family)
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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My parents have never played dnd. My best friend got me into it.
Back in black baby
My cousin and uncle got me into it.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
My dad is hilarious. He's one of the three people that taught me 80% of my puns.
Here's the real cyno: https://www.dndbeyond.com/members/cynophobia_
Definitely not an alt account I promise.
My dad's a doctor and my mom's an engineer and they hoped i'd be smart but I'm not.
Here's the real cyno: https://www.dndbeyond.com/members/cynophobia_
Definitely not an alt account I promise.
I can do Grunkle Stan, Bill Cipher, Rayla, and pretty realistic animal sounds, especially horses and dogs.
Here's the real cyno: https://www.dndbeyond.com/members/cynophobia_
Definitely not an alt account I promise.
my dad is a computer programmer, and my mom is a professor of political science. and I am sure you are smart
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I can do the best Gollum impression anyone has ever seen. So far.
Back in black baby
My parents both teach at a university.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
I kinda got myself into it as soon as I heard from my brother than there was a D&D club at school. Also, in an unrelated matter, something really weird is that every time me and one of my friends are in the same campaign, we always choose the same race.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
My dad is a tattoo artist, and my mom doesn't have a job
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
No one in my family is remotely interested in D&D except me.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
My dad works at a digital consultancy and my mum designs kitchens and bathrooms for rich people who can’t do it themselves.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Everyone else in my family is remotely interested in D&D.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
… Ok.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Same here. They play in my campaign but don't really take any other interest in it.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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My cousin got me into it, not that long ago.
This is a signature.
also, on a completely unrelated point, do you like my new sig and location? (get a latin translator)
This is a signature.
That's pretty cool! Oh really? That's and interesting color pallet, thank you I like it! :)
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Malwyn the Barkeeper of The Tales of Adventurers’ Tavern
Haha, agreed. It's alright, as exhausting as they can be I still love them at the end of the day. :)
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