For me my favourite villains are the Nazgûl for obvious reasons, Smaug (his movie incarnation is straight out of the book, but he somehow manages to be even more terrifying in the movie so I’d have to say I like that better then the book), and most specifically the Witch King. He is just the coolest. Read his backstory. The dude is the one who destroyed Arnor beyond repair, broke the line of kings in Gondor, and is secretly responsible for virtually everything bad that has happened to the Dunadain and their kingdoms.
It’s basically like:
Sauron: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” He promptly gets killed by said kings.
Witch King: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” Promptly reduces Arnor to ruins and not only kills the kings but wipes out 90% of the Dunadain just to be sure. Then moves in next door to Gondor, wipes out all the Dunadain kings there, and proceeds to make war on Gondor for a thousand years as an afterthought.
Yeah, there’s a reason Sauron just sat on his ass in LotR and let the Witch King run everything.
I know its unoriginal, but Gollum. His hunched, lithe physicality is a joy to act, and the way he behaves is absolutely terrifying in all the right ways.
My least favourite is Melkor. Morgoth. After reading about Sauron, despite Melkor being supposedly stronger, they came off as such similar entities that Melkor, not being the subject of the Lord of the Rings himself, ends up being a second to the Shadow in the East.
For me my favourite villains are the Nazgûl for obvious reasons, Smaug (his movie incarnation is straight out of the book, but he somehow manages to be even more terrifying in the movie so I’d have to say I like that better then the book), and most specifically the Witch King. He is just the coolest. Read his backstory. The dude is the one who destroyed Arnor beyond repair, broke the line of kings in Gondor, and is secretly responsible for virtually everything bad that has happened to the Dunadain and their kingdoms.
It’s basically like:
Sauron: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” He promptly gets killed by said kings.
Witch King: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” Promptly reduces Arnor to ruins and not only kills the kings but wipes out 90% of the Dunadain just to be sure. Then moves in next door to Gondor, wipes out all the Dunadain kings there, and proceeds to make war on Gondor for a thousand years as an afterthought.
Yeah, there’s a reason Sauron just sat on his ass in LotR and let the Witch King run everything.
That’s also the reason as to which Sauron is not on my list. Although he is the bbeg, the witch king is the one who does the work. It’s like Beerus and Frieza, or Goldfinger and Oddjob. He gets more screen time and is outright badass.
For me my favourite villains are the Nazgûl for obvious reasons, Smaug (his movie incarnation is straight out of the book, but he somehow manages to be even more terrifying in the movie so I’d have to say I like that better then the book), and most specifically the Witch King. He is just the coolest. Read his backstory. The dude is the one who destroyed Arnor beyond repair, broke the line of kings in Gondor, and is secretly responsible for virtually everything bad that has happened to the Dunadain and their kingdoms.
It’s basically like:
Sauron: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” He promptly gets killed by said kings.
Witch King: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” Promptly reduces Arnor to ruins and not only kills the kings but wipes out 90% of the Dunadain just to be sure. Then moves in next door to Gondor, wipes out all the Dunadain kings there, and proceeds to make war on Gondor for a thousand years as an afterthought.
Yeah, there’s a reason Sauron just sat on his ass in LotR and let the Witch King run everything.
That’s also the reason as to which Sauron is not on my list. Although he is the bbeg, the witch king is the one who does the work. It’s like Beerus and Frieza, or Goldfinger and Oddjob. He gets more screen time and is outright badass.
I gotta agree with you guys on the Witch King. Ohhhh my gosh yes. He's awesome, don't know how I spaced him....
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For me my favourite villains are the Nazgûl for obvious reasons, Smaug (his movie incarnation is straight out of the book, but he somehow manages to be even more terrifying in the movie so I’d have to say I like that better then the book), and most specifically the Witch King. He is just the coolest. Read his backstory. The dude is the one who destroyed Arnor beyond repair, broke the line of kings in Gondor, and is secretly responsible for virtually everything bad that has happened to the Dunadain and their kingdoms.
It’s basically like:
Sauron: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” He promptly gets killed by said kings.
Witch King: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” Promptly reduces Arnor to ruins and not only kills the kings but wipes out 90% of the Dunadain just to be sure. Then moves in next door to Gondor, wipes out all the Dunadain kings there, and proceeds to make war on Gondor for a thousand years as an afterthought.
Yeah, there’s a reason Sauron just sat on his ass in LotR and let the Witch King run everything.
That’s also the reason as to which Sauron is not on my list. Although he is the bbeg, the witch king is the one who does the work. It’s like Beerus and Frieza, or Goldfinger and Oddjob. He gets more screen time and is outright badass.
The Witch King does the work because he’s categorically stronger then Sauron, who loses every fight he ever gets into. Besides having complete invincibility against virtually all his enemies, the Witch King is simply more powerful. He created a plague that wiped out nearly half the world (I’m not kidding. It spread across nearly every settlement of the Free Peoples and wiped out massive amounts of their populations). He summoned the worst winter in history that halved those populations again a century later, and is the reason the North is so cold. He created the greatest amount of undead in history (the Barrow-Wights). He didn’t just kill his enemies, he tortured and destroyed them so completely they ceased to exist. Arnor is the perfect example of what happens when the Witch King wants to kill you.
You have to take a second to realize: The reason settlements are so few, the reason Gondor is an iota of its former strength, the reason the world is so dark and dangerous, in fact every single problem with Middle Earth in LotR is solely due to the Witch King. While Sauron is playing around with his Rings to try and destroy the world, the Witch King actually did it. Without being under Sauron’s control, might I add. Sauron was down for the count while the Witch King did all this.
So basically yeah, the reason the Witch King does everything in LotR is simply because he just one-ups Sauron in virtually every way. If Sauron didn’t control him, the Witch King would be in charge.
For me my favourite villains are the Nazgûl for obvious reasons, Smaug (his movie incarnation is straight out of the book, but he somehow manages to be even more terrifying in the movie so I’d have to say I like that better then the book), and most specifically the Witch King. He is just the coolest. Read his backstory. The dude is the one who destroyed Arnor beyond repair, broke the line of kings in Gondor, and is secretly responsible for virtually everything bad that has happened to the Dunadain and their kingdoms.
It’s basically like:
Sauron: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” He promptly gets killed by said kings.
Witch King: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” Promptly reduces Arnor to ruins and not only kills the kings but wipes out 90% of the Dunadain just to be sure. Then moves in next door to Gondor, wipes out all the Dunadain kings there, and proceeds to make war on Gondor for a thousand years as an afterthought.
Yeah, there’s a reason Sauron just sat on his ass in LotR and let the Witch King run everything.
That’s also the reason as to which Sauron is not on my list. Although he is the bbeg, the witch king is the one who does the work. It’s like Beerus and Frieza, or Goldfinger and Oddjob. He gets more screen time and is outright badass.
The Witch King does the work because he’s categorically stronger then Sauron, who loses every fight he ever gets into. Besides having complete invincibility against virtually all his enemies, the Witch King is simply more powerful. He created a plague that wiped out nearly half the world (I’m not kidding. It spread across nearly every settlement of the Free Peoples and wiped out massive amounts of their populations). He summoned the worst winter in history that halved those populations again a century later, and is the reason the North is so cold. He created the greatest amount of undead in history (the Barrow-Wights). He didn’t just kill his enemies, he tortured and destroyed them so completely they ceased to exist. Arnor is the perfect example of what happens when the Witch King wants to kill you.
You have to take a second to realize: The reason settlements are so few, the reason Gondor is an iota of its former strength, the reason the world is so dark and dangerous, in fact every single problem with Middle Earth in LotR is solely due to the Witch King. While Sauron is playing around with his Rings to try and destroy the world, the Witch King actually did it. Without being under Sauron’s control, might I add. Sauron was down for the count while the Witch King did all this.
You are the MAN Lego. Like dam, you know you’re stuff. I also like your point that Sauron was out of order while the witch king was rampaging through middle earth and dealing 4 times the amount of damage Sauron ever did.
For me my favourite villains are the Nazgûl for obvious reasons, Smaug (his movie incarnation is straight out of the book, but he somehow manages to be even more terrifying in the movie so I’d have to say I like that better then the book), and most specifically the Witch King. He is just the coolest. Read his backstory. The dude is the one who destroyed Arnor beyond repair, broke the line of kings in Gondor, and is secretly responsible for virtually everything bad that has happened to the Dunadain and their kingdoms.
It’s basically like:
Sauron: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” He promptly gets killed by said kings.
Witch King: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” Promptly reduces Arnor to ruins and not only kills the kings but wipes out 90% of the Dunadain just to be sure. Then moves in next door to Gondor, wipes out all the Dunadain kings there, and proceeds to make war on Gondor for a thousand years as an afterthought.
Yeah, there’s a reason Sauron just sat on his ass in LotR and let the Witch King run everything.
That’s also the reason as to which Sauron is not on my list. Although he is the bbeg, the witch king is the one who does the work. It’s like Beerus and Frieza, or Goldfinger and Oddjob. He gets more screen time and is outright badass.
The Witch King does the work because he’s categorically stronger then Sauron, who loses every fight he ever gets into. Besides having complete invincibility against virtually all his enemies, the Witch King is simply more powerful. He created a plague that wiped out nearly half the world (I’m not kidding. It spread across nearly every settlement of the Free Peoples and wiped out massive amounts of their populations). He summoned the worst winter in history that halved those populations again a century later, and is the reason the North is so cold. He created the greatest amount of undead in history (the Barrow-Wights). He didn’t just kill his enemies, he tortured and destroyed them so completely they ceased to exist. Arnor is the perfect example of what happens when the Witch King wants to kill you.
You have to take a second to realize: The reason settlements are so few, the reason Gondor is an iota of its former strength, the reason the world is so dark and dangerous, in fact every single problem with Middle Earth in LotR is solely due to the Witch King. While Sauron is playing around with his Rings to try and destroy the world, the Witch King actually did it. Without being under Sauron’s control, might I add. Sauron was down for the count while the Witch King did all this.
You are the MAN Lego. Like dam, you know you’re stuff. I also like your point that Sauron was out of order while the witch king was rampaging through middle earth and dealing 4 times the amount of damage Sauron ever did.
Thanks man :). Here’s a thought, what would the Witch-King do if Sauron lost control of him. Would he oust Sauron? Co-lead with him? Continue serving him? The Witch-King could kick Sauron’s ass in a fight, no problem.
For me my favourite villains are the Nazgûl for obvious reasons, Smaug (his movie incarnation is straight out of the book, but he somehow manages to be even more terrifying in the movie so I’d have to say I like that better then the book), and most specifically the Witch King. He is just the coolest. Read his backstory. The dude is the one who destroyed Arnor beyond repair, broke the line of kings in Gondor, and is secretly responsible for virtually everything bad that has happened to the Dunadain and their kingdoms.
It’s basically like:
Sauron: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” He promptly gets killed by said kings.
Witch King: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” Promptly reduces Arnor to ruins and not only kills the kings but wipes out 90% of the Dunadain just to be sure. Then moves in next door to Gondor, wipes out all the Dunadain kings there, and proceeds to make war on Gondor for a thousand years as an afterthought.
Yeah, there’s a reason Sauron just sat on his ass in LotR and let the Witch King run everything.
That’s also the reason as to which Sauron is not on my list. Although he is the bbeg, the witch king is the one who does the work. It’s like Beerus and Frieza, or Goldfinger and Oddjob. He gets more screen time and is outright badass.
The Witch King does the work because he’s categorically stronger then Sauron, who loses every fight he ever gets into. Besides having complete invincibility against virtually all his enemies, the Witch King is simply more powerful. He created a plague that wiped out nearly half the world (I’m not kidding. It spread across nearly every settlement of the Free Peoples and wiped out massive amounts of their populations). He summoned the worst winter in history that halved those populations again a century later, and is the reason the North is so cold. He created the greatest amount of undead in history (the Barrow-Wights). He didn’t just kill his enemies, he tortured and destroyed them so completely they ceased to exist. Arnor is the perfect example of what happens when the Witch King wants to kill you.
You have to take a second to realize: The reason settlements are so few, the reason Gondor is an iota of its former strength, the reason the world is so dark and dangerous, in fact every single problem with Middle Earth in LotR is solely due to the Witch King. While Sauron is playing around with his Rings to try and destroy the world, the Witch King actually did it. Without being under Sauron’s control, might I add. Sauron was down for the count while the Witch King did all this.
You are the MAN Lego. Like dam, you know you’re stuff. I also like your point that Sauron was out of order while the witch king was rampaging through middle earth and dealing 4 times the amount of damage Sauron ever did.
Thanks man :). Here’s a thought, what would the Witch-King do if Sauron lost control of him. Would he oust Sauron? Co-lead with him? Continue serving him? The Witch-King could kick Sauron’s ass in a fight, no problem.
I think considering the fact that because of Sauron he’s stuck in this halfway through death kind of plane of existence, and that he has been enslaved and controlled for thousands of years, I think he’d kick his ass and take the throne. Oh and hed make Sauron what he used to be.
For me my favourite villains are the Nazgûl for obvious reasons, Smaug (his movie incarnation is straight out of the book, but he somehow manages to be even more terrifying in the movie so I’d have to say I like that better then the book), and most specifically the Witch King. He is just the coolest. Read his backstory. The dude is the one who destroyed Arnor beyond repair, broke the line of kings in Gondor, and is secretly responsible for virtually everything bad that has happened to the Dunadain and their kingdoms.
It’s basically like:
Sauron: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” He promptly gets killed by said kings.
Witch King: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” Promptly reduces Arnor to ruins and not only kills the kings but wipes out 90% of the Dunadain just to be sure. Then moves in next door to Gondor, wipes out all the Dunadain kings there, and proceeds to make war on Gondor for a thousand years as an afterthought.
Yeah, there’s a reason Sauron just sat on his ass in LotR and let the Witch King run everything.
That’s also the reason as to which Sauron is not on my list. Although he is the bbeg, the witch king is the one who does the work. It’s like Beerus and Frieza, or Goldfinger and Oddjob. He gets more screen time and is outright badass.
The Witch King does the work because he’s categorically stronger then Sauron, who loses every fight he ever gets into. Besides having complete invincibility against virtually all his enemies, the Witch King is simply more powerful. He created a plague that wiped out nearly half the world (I’m not kidding. It spread across nearly every settlement of the Free Peoples and wiped out massive amounts of their populations). He summoned the worst winter in history that halved those populations again a century later, and is the reason the North is so cold. He created the greatest amount of undead in history (the Barrow-Wights). He didn’t just kill his enemies, he tortured and destroyed them so completely they ceased to exist. Arnor is the perfect example of what happens when the Witch King wants to kill you.
You have to take a second to realize: The reason settlements are so few, the reason Gondor is an iota of its former strength, the reason the world is so dark and dangerous, in fact every single problem with Middle Earth in LotR is solely due to the Witch King. While Sauron is playing around with his Rings to try and destroy the world, the Witch King actually did it. Without being under Sauron’s control, might I add. Sauron was down for the count while the Witch King did all this.
You are the MAN Lego. Like dam, you know you’re stuff. I also like your point that Sauron was out of order while the witch king was rampaging through middle earth and dealing 4 times the amount of damage Sauron ever did.
Thanks man :). Here’s a thought, what would the Witch-King do if Sauron lost control of him. Would he oust Sauron? Co-lead with him? Continue serving him? The Witch-King could kick Sauron’s ass in a fight, no problem.
I think considering the fact that because of Sauron he’s stuck in this halfway through death kind of plane of existence, and that he has been enslaved and controlled for thousands of years, I think he’d kick his ass and take the throne. Oh and hed make Sauron what he used to be.
Yeah, I think even fully powered Sauron wouldn’t be able to take the Witch-King. I mean, he gets his ass kicked by a large greyhound in the Silmarillion. There’s literally never been a single fight Sauron has got into without losing.
Since Christmas is coming up, let’s talk about our favourite LotR present: swords. Tell us what swords you have and tell us a bit about them! My swords:
The United Cutlery official movie replica of Orcrist. It’s simply the coolest sword in LotR, and manages to be perfectly usable while looking badass. It’s really well made and is actually quite functional, if extremely large and heavy (it weighs 8 lbs!); as it’s blade is actually the same shape as a machete, and I actually use it as one as I love bushwhacking and machetes are expensive (I live on a farm, btw). The thing smacks off 2 inch thick branches like they’re twigs, and doesn’t have a mark on it.
I also have a cheap replica of the Witch-King’s sword, but it’s seriously cheap and crappy. I gave it a test run on a bush to see if it was up for machete duty and it literally deteriorated, the handle is barely hanging on and it feels like it’s about to fall apart. It’s now strictly a wall-hanger, tho it still looks cheap. It’s generally a disappointment.
And lastly I have Legolas’s knives, made by some company that appears to have access to the official United Cutlery blueprints as it looks virtually identical to the official replica. They’re actually quite high quality, as I know a bit about blacksmithing I can tell the blades have been tempered and are far harder then even United Cutlery’s swords, and they actually hold a proper edge. Please don’t tell the police I have a pair of fully functional two foot scimitars. These are second only to Orcrist in terms of my favourites.
I’ve got some other stuff like a cheap Glamdring dagger and I used to have a functional replica of Legolas’s bow (with a 30 lb draw weight, capable of felling deer) but it broke, but those are the main stuff.
For me my favourite villains are the Nazgûl for obvious reasons, Smaug (his movie incarnation is straight out of the book, but he somehow manages to be even more terrifying in the movie so I’d have to say I like that better then the book), and most specifically the Witch King. He is just the coolest. Read his backstory. The dude is the one who destroyed Arnor beyond repair, broke the line of kings in Gondor, and is secretly responsible for virtually everything bad that has happened to the Dunadain and their kingdoms.
It’s basically like:
Sauron: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” He promptly gets killed by said kings.
Witch King: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” Promptly reduces Arnor to ruins and not only kills the kings but wipes out 90% of the Dunadain just to be sure. Then moves in next door to Gondor, wipes out all the Dunadain kings there, and proceeds to make war on Gondor for a thousand years as an afterthought.
Yeah, there’s a reason Sauron just sat on his ass in LotR and let the Witch King run everything.
That’s also the reason as to which Sauron is not on my list. Although he is the bbeg, the witch king is the one who does the work. It’s like Beerus and Frieza, or Goldfinger and Oddjob. He gets more screen time and is outright badass.
The Witch King does the work because he’s categorically stronger then Sauron, who loses every fight he ever gets into. Besides having complete invincibility against virtually all his enemies, the Witch King is simply more powerful. He created a plague that wiped out nearly half the world (I’m not kidding. It spread across nearly every settlement of the Free Peoples and wiped out massive amounts of their populations). He summoned the worst winter in history that halved those populations again a century later, and is the reason the North is so cold. He created the greatest amount of undead in history (the Barrow-Wights). He didn’t just kill his enemies, he tortured and destroyed them so completely they ceased to exist. Arnor is the perfect example of what happens when the Witch King wants to kill you.
You have to take a second to realize: The reason settlements are so few, the reason Gondor is an iota of its former strength, the reason the world is so dark and dangerous, in fact every single problem with Middle Earth in LotR is solely due to the Witch King. While Sauron is playing around with his Rings to try and destroy the world, the Witch King actually did it. Without being under Sauron’s control, might I add. Sauron was down for the count while the Witch King did all this.
You are the MAN Lego. Like dam, you know you’re stuff. I also like your point that Sauron was out of order while the witch king was rampaging through middle earth and dealing 4 times the amount of damage Sauron ever did.
Thanks man :). Here’s a thought, what would the Witch-King do if Sauron lost control of him. Would he oust Sauron? Co-lead with him? Continue serving him? The Witch-King could kick Sauron’s ass in a fight, no problem.
I think considering the fact that because of Sauron he’s stuck in this halfway through death kind of plane of existence, and that he has been enslaved and controlled for thousands of years, I think he’d kick his ass and take the throne. Oh and hed make Sauron what he used to be.
Yeah, I think even fully powered Sauron wouldn’t be able to take the Witch-King. I mean, he gets his ass kicked by a large greyhound in the Silmarillion. There’s literally never been a single fight Sauron has got into without losing.
You misunderstand. Sauron doesn't win battles. He wins wars. He single-handedly forced all elves from Middle Earth, lead to the demise of the dwarven kingdoms, crippled Gondor, and did this while in command of Angmar. Witch King is a powerful fighter, but he's not Sauron - he could never be half as smart or a quarter as tactical as the Lord of Mordor, who directed the Witch King's power.
If the Witch King was a government assassin, Sauron would be the entire intelligence organisation they work for.
Sauron is a master tactician. You would never expect Winston Churchill to take down an entire army of trained fighters in his nightgown, would you? But that doesn't mean he can't cripple the German forces alongside his allies.
Since Christmas is coming up, let’s talk about our favourite LotR present: swords. Tell us what swords you have and tell us a bit about them! My swords:
The United Cutlery official movie replica of Orcrist. It’s simply the coolest sword in LotR, and manages to be perfectly usable while looking badass. It’s really well made and is actually quite functional, if extremely large and heavy (it weighs 8 lbs!); as it’s blade is actually the same shape as a machete, and I actually use it as one as I love bushwhacking and machetes are expensive (I live on a farm, btw). The thing smacks off 2 inch thick branches like they’re twigs, and doesn’t have a mark on it.
I also have a cheap replica of the Witch-King’s sword, but it’s seriously cheap and crappy. I gave it a test run on a bush to see if it was up for machete duty and it literally deteriorated, the handle is barely hanging on and it feels like it’s about to fall apart. It’s now strictly a wall-hanger, tho it still looks cheap. It’s generally a disappointment.
And lastly I have Legolas’s knives, made by some company that appears to have access to the official United Cutlery blueprints as it looks virtually identical to the official replica. They’re actually quite high quality, as I know a bit about blacksmithing I can tell the blades have been tempered and are far harder then even United Cutlery’s swords, and they actually hold a proper edge. Please don’t tell the police I have a pair of fully functional two foot scimitars. These are second only to Orcrist in terms of my favourites.
I’ve got some other stuff like a cheap Glamdring dagger and I used to have a functional replica of Legolas’s bow (with a 30 lb draw weight, capable of felling deer) but it broke, but those are the main stuff.
Wooden blade (now broken) made for me when I went to kindergarten. Uhhhhhh... I have a literal recurve bow (28 lbs draw weight, capable of shooting over 50 metres) but have been so unenthused by archery lately I haven't used it in months.
Question: If elven rope is smart and self-aware (it can recognise itself and untie its own knots), does that mean cutting elven rope is unethical and tantamount to physical abuse?
For me my favourite villains are the Nazgûl for obvious reasons, Smaug (his movie incarnation is straight out of the book, but he somehow manages to be even more terrifying in the movie so I’d have to say I like that better then the book), and most specifically the Witch King. He is just the coolest. Read his backstory. The dude is the one who destroyed Arnor beyond repair, broke the line of kings in Gondor, and is secretly responsible for virtually everything bad that has happened to the Dunadain and their kingdoms.
It’s basically like:
Sauron: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” He promptly gets killed by said kings.
Witch King: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” Promptly reduces Arnor to ruins and not only kills the kings but wipes out 90% of the Dunadain just to be sure. Then moves in next door to Gondor, wipes out all the Dunadain kings there, and proceeds to make war on Gondor for a thousand years as an afterthought.
Yeah, there’s a reason Sauron just sat on his ass in LotR and let the Witch King run everything.
That’s also the reason as to which Sauron is not on my list. Although he is the bbeg, the witch king is the one who does the work. It’s like Beerus and Frieza, or Goldfinger and Oddjob. He gets more screen time and is outright badass.
The Witch King does the work because he’s categorically stronger then Sauron, who loses every fight he ever gets into. Besides having complete invincibility against virtually all his enemies, the Witch King is simply more powerful. He created a plague that wiped out nearly half the world (I’m not kidding. It spread across nearly every settlement of the Free Peoples and wiped out massive amounts of their populations). He summoned the worst winter in history that halved those populations again a century later, and is the reason the North is so cold. He created the greatest amount of undead in history (the Barrow-Wights). He didn’t just kill his enemies, he tortured and destroyed them so completely they ceased to exist. Arnor is the perfect example of what happens when the Witch King wants to kill you.
You have to take a second to realize: The reason settlements are so few, the reason Gondor is an iota of its former strength, the reason the world is so dark and dangerous, in fact every single problem with Middle Earth in LotR is solely due to the Witch King. While Sauron is playing around with his Rings to try and destroy the world, the Witch King actually did it. Without being under Sauron’s control, might I add. Sauron was down for the count while the Witch King did all this.
You are the MAN Lego. Like dam, you know you’re stuff. I also like your point that Sauron was out of order while the witch king was rampaging through middle earth and dealing 4 times the amount of damage Sauron ever did.
Thanks man :). Here’s a thought, what would the Witch-King do if Sauron lost control of him. Would he oust Sauron? Co-lead with him? Continue serving him? The Witch-King could kick Sauron’s ass in a fight, no problem.
I think considering the fact that because of Sauron he’s stuck in this halfway through death kind of plane of existence, and that he has been enslaved and controlled for thousands of years, I think he’d kick his ass and take the throne. Oh and hed make Sauron what he used to be.
Yeah, I think even fully powered Sauron wouldn’t be able to take the Witch-King. I mean, he gets his ass kicked by a large greyhound in the Silmarillion. There’s literally never been a single fight Sauron has got into without losing.
You misunderstand. Sauron doesn't win battles. He wins wars. He single-handedly forced all elves from Middle Earth, lead to the demise of the dwarven kingdoms, crippled Gondor, and did this while in command of Angmar. Witch King is a powerful fighter, but he's not Sauron - he could never be half as smart or a quarter as tactical as the Lord of Mordor, who directed the Witch King's power.
If the Witch King was a government assassin, Sauron would be the entire intelligence organisation they work for.
Uhhh, I have no recollection of Sauron forcing elves to leave Middle Earth. And actually, he wasn’t in command of Angmar, he simply told the Witch-King to do it, and it was exclusively the Witch-King who crippled Gondor. He killed the king, led the war, Sauron was actually hiding in the east at the time cause he was terrified Gandalf was gonna get him and had no contact with the Witch-King at all. The Witch-King did all his stuff under his own direction. Sauron said “destroy the Dunadain and screw up Middle Earth” and left it at that. Tolkien is explicit on this.
Honestly I see this all the time and it annoys me. Sauron has done basically nothing to Middle Earth. The Witch-King has done virtually everything. Gondor, Arnor, the north, they’re all the Witch-King. Sauron’s biggest impact was making Mirkwood dark and scary.
Since Christmas is coming up, let’s talk about our favourite LotR present: swords. Tell us what swords you have and tell us a bit about them! My swords:
The United Cutlery official movie replica of Orcrist. It’s simply the coolest sword in LotR, and manages to be perfectly usable while looking badass. It’s really well made and is actually quite functional, if extremely large and heavy (it weighs 8 lbs!); as it’s blade is actually the same shape as a machete, and I actually use it as one as I love bushwhacking and machetes are expensive (I live on a farm, btw). The thing smacks off 2 inch thick branches like they’re twigs, and doesn’t have a mark on it.
I also have a cheap replica of the Witch-King’s sword, but it’s seriously cheap and crappy. I gave it a test run on a bush to see if it was up for machete duty and it literally deteriorated, the handle is barely hanging on and it feels like it’s about to fall apart. It’s now strictly a wall-hanger, tho it still looks cheap. It’s generally a disappointment.
And lastly I have Legolas’s knives, made by some company that appears to have access to the official United Cutlery blueprints as it looks virtually identical to the official replica. They’re actually quite high quality, as I know a bit about blacksmithing I can tell the blades have been tempered and are far harder then even United Cutlery’s swords, and they actually hold a proper edge. Please don’t tell the police I have a pair of fully functional two foot scimitars. These are second only to Orcrist in terms of my favourites.
I’ve got some other stuff like a cheap Glamdring dagger and I used to have a functional replica of Legolas’s bow (with a 30 lb draw weight, capable of felling deer) but it broke, but those are the main stuff.
Wooden blade (now broken) made for me when I went to kindergarten. Uhhhhhh... I have a literal recurve bow (28 lbs draw weight, capable of shooting over 50 metres) but have been so unenthused by archery lately I haven't used it in months.
Oh sweet, the best recurve bow I ever had was the 30-lb draw weight Legolas one, tho I have a 45 lb compound bow I don’t really like.
Since Christmas is coming up, let’s talk about our favourite LotR present: swords. Tell us what swords you have and tell us a bit about them! My swords:
The United Cutlery official movie replica of Orcrist. It’s simply the coolest sword in LotR, and manages to be perfectly usable while looking badass. It’s really well made and is actually quite functional, if extremely large and heavy (it weighs 8 lbs!); as it’s blade is actually the same shape as a machete, and I actually use it as one as I love bushwhacking and machetes are expensive (I live on a farm, btw). The thing smacks off 2 inch thick branches like they’re twigs, and doesn’t have a mark on it.
I also have a cheap replica of the Witch-King’s sword, but it’s seriously cheap and crappy. I gave it a test run on a bush to see if it was up for machete duty and it literally deteriorated, the handle is barely hanging on and it feels like it’s about to fall apart. It’s now strictly a wall-hanger, tho it still looks cheap. It’s generally a disappointment.
And lastly I have Legolas’s knives, made by some company that appears to have access to the official United Cutlery blueprints as it looks virtually identical to the official replica. They’re actually quite high quality, as I know a bit about blacksmithing I can tell the blades have been tempered and are far harder then even United Cutlery’s swords, and they actually hold a proper edge. Please don’t tell the police I have a pair of fully functional two foot scimitars. These are second only to Orcrist in terms of my favourites.
I’ve got some other stuff like a cheap Glamdring dagger and I used to have a functional replica of Legolas’s bow (with a 30 lb draw weight, capable of felling deer) but it broke, but those are the main stuff.
Wooden blade (now broken) made for me when I went to kindergarten. Uhhhhhh... I have a literal recurve bow (28 lbs draw weight, capable of shooting over 50 metres) but have been so unenthused by archery lately I haven't used it in months.
Oh sweet, the best recurve bow I ever had was the 30-lb draw weight Legolas one, tho I have a 45 lb compound bow I don’t really like.
Oh yeah I have a lot of weapons guys, btw. Lol.
I have my exact replica of sting. It’s so cool and a perfect replica. By far my best product. The hand feels so nice, although I know there are versions where the details on the wood are indented, mine are just painted on, and I own the very same Orcrist that you do.
I have a very small whittling knife that I have used several times to make things. I recreated Legolas’ bow with it. Although I don’t use it because I don’t want to break it, I use a modernized long bow made from fiber.
And finally I have my axe of doom. A deadly weapon that was forged deep in the heart of Raleigh Durham, at a small blacksmith shop called “Guitar Center”. With 3 different pickups of magical damage and six strings of unstoppable force, my axe is almost as deadly as a fully grown red dragon. When using a small plastic attuning item, the axe can be very versatile. It has a deadly pair of blood red and white coloring, and when it’s name is said, a shiver runs down your back. “Fender, The Stratocaster.”
For me my favourite villains are the Nazgûl for obvious reasons, Smaug (his movie incarnation is straight out of the book, but he somehow manages to be even more terrifying in the movie so I’d have to say I like that better then the book), and most specifically the Witch King. He is just the coolest. Read his backstory. The dude is the one who destroyed Arnor beyond repair, broke the line of kings in Gondor, and is secretly responsible for virtually everything bad that has happened to the Dunadain and their kingdoms.
It’s basically like:
Sauron: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” He promptly gets killed by said kings.
Witch King: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” Promptly reduces Arnor to ruins and not only kills the kings but wipes out 90% of the Dunadain just to be sure. Then moves in next door to Gondor, wipes out all the Dunadain kings there, and proceeds to make war on Gondor for a thousand years as an afterthought.
Yeah, there’s a reason Sauron just sat on his ass in LotR and let the Witch King run everything.
That’s also the reason as to which Sauron is not on my list. Although he is the bbeg, the witch king is the one who does the work. It’s like Beerus and Frieza, or Goldfinger and Oddjob. He gets more screen time and is outright badass.
The Witch King does the work because he’s categorically stronger then Sauron, who loses every fight he ever gets into. Besides having complete invincibility against virtually all his enemies, the Witch King is simply more powerful. He created a plague that wiped out nearly half the world (I’m not kidding. It spread across nearly every settlement of the Free Peoples and wiped out massive amounts of their populations). He summoned the worst winter in history that halved those populations again a century later, and is the reason the North is so cold. He created the greatest amount of undead in history (the Barrow-Wights). He didn’t just kill his enemies, he tortured and destroyed them so completely they ceased to exist. Arnor is the perfect example of what happens when the Witch King wants to kill you.
You have to take a second to realize: The reason settlements are so few, the reason Gondor is an iota of its former strength, the reason the world is so dark and dangerous, in fact every single problem with Middle Earth in LotR is solely due to the Witch King. While Sauron is playing around with his Rings to try and destroy the world, the Witch King actually did it. Without being under Sauron’s control, might I add. Sauron was down for the count while the Witch King did all this.
You are the MAN Lego. Like dam, you know you’re stuff. I also like your point that Sauron was out of order while the witch king was rampaging through middle earth and dealing 4 times the amount of damage Sauron ever did.
Thanks man :). Here’s a thought, what would the Witch-King do if Sauron lost control of him. Would he oust Sauron? Co-lead with him? Continue serving him? The Witch-King could kick Sauron’s ass in a fight, no problem.
I think considering the fact that because of Sauron he’s stuck in this halfway through death kind of plane of existence, and that he has been enslaved and controlled for thousands of years, I think he’d kick his ass and take the throne. Oh and hed make Sauron what he used to be.
Yeah, I think even fully powered Sauron wouldn’t be able to take the Witch-King. I mean, he gets his ass kicked by a large greyhound in the Silmarillion. There’s literally never been a single fight Sauron has got into without losing.
You misunderstand. Sauron doesn't win battles. He wins wars. He single-handedly forced all elves from Middle Earth, lead to the demise of the dwarven kingdoms, crippled Gondor, and did this while in command of Angmar. Witch King is a powerful fighter, but he's not Sauron - he could never be half as smart or a quarter as tactical as the Lord of Mordor, who directed the Witch King's power.
If the Witch King was a government assassin, Sauron would be the entire intelligence organisation they work for.
Uhhh, I have no recollection of Sauron forcing elves to leave Middle Earth. And actually, he wasn’t in command of Angmar, he simply told the Witch-King to do it, and it was exclusively the Witch-King who crippled Gondor. He killed the king, led the war, Sauron was actually hiding in the east at the time cause he was terrified Gandalf was gonna get him and had no contact with the Witch-King at all. The Witch-King did all his stuff under his own direction. Sauron said “destroy the Dunadain and screw up Middle Earth” and left it at that. Tolkien is explicit on this.
Honestly I see this all the time and it annoys me. Sauron has done basically nothing to Middle Earth. The Witch-King has done virtually everything. Gondor, Arnor, the north, they’re all the Witch-King. Sauron’s biggest impact was making Mirkwood dark and scary.
Since Christmas is coming up, let’s talk about our favourite LotR present: swords. Tell us what swords you have and tell us a bit about them! My swords:
The United Cutlery official movie replica of Orcrist. It’s simply the coolest sword in LotR, and manages to be perfectly usable while looking badass. It’s really well made and is actually quite functional, if extremely large and heavy (it weighs 8 lbs!); as it’s blade is actually the same shape as a machete, and I actually use it as one as I love bushwhacking and machetes are expensive (I live on a farm, btw). The thing smacks off 2 inch thick branches like they’re twigs, and doesn’t have a mark on it.
I also have a cheap replica of the Witch-King’s sword, but it’s seriously cheap and crappy. I gave it a test run on a bush to see if it was up for machete duty and it literally deteriorated, the handle is barely hanging on and it feels like it’s about to fall apart. It’s now strictly a wall-hanger, tho it still looks cheap. It’s generally a disappointment.
And lastly I have Legolas’s knives, made by some company that appears to have access to the official United Cutlery blueprints as it looks virtually identical to the official replica. They’re actually quite high quality, as I know a bit about blacksmithing I can tell the blades have been tempered and are far harder then even United Cutlery’s swords, and they actually hold a proper edge. Please don’t tell the police I have a pair of fully functional two foot scimitars. These are second only to Orcrist in terms of my favourites.
I’ve got some other stuff like a cheap Glamdring dagger and I used to have a functional replica of Legolas’s bow (with a 30 lb draw weight, capable of felling deer) but it broke, but those are the main stuff.
Wooden blade (now broken) made for me when I went to kindergarten. Uhhhhhh... I have a literal recurve bow (28 lbs draw weight, capable of shooting over 50 metres) but have been so unenthused by archery lately I haven't used it in months.
Oh sweet, the best recurve bow I ever had was the 30-lb draw weight Legolas one, tho I have a 45 lb compound bow I don’t really like.
Oh yeah I have a lot of weapons guys, btw. Lol.
I have my exact replica of sting. It’s so cool and a perfect replica. By far my best product. The hand feels so nice, although I know there are versions where the details on the wood are indented, mine are just painted on, and I own the very same Orcrist that you do.
I have a very small whittling knife that I have used several times to make things. I recreated Legolas’ bow with it. Although I don’t use it because I don’t want to break it, I use a modernized long bow made from fiber.
And finally I have my axe of doom. A deadly weapon that was forged deep in the heart of Raleigh Durham, at a small blacksmith shop called “Guitar Center”. With 3 different pickups of magical damage and six strings of unstoppable force, my axe is almost as deadly as a fully grown red dragon. When using a small plastic attuning item, the axe can be very versatile. It has a deadly pair of blood red and white coloring, and when it’s name is said, a shiver runs down your back. “Fender, The Stratocaster.”
Man, that’s one deadly axe. Mine’s called the Ibanez. And it only has two pickups, and about 4 strings left.
For me my favourite villains are the Nazgûl for obvious reasons, Smaug (his movie incarnation is straight out of the book, but he somehow manages to be even more terrifying in the movie so I’d have to say I like that better then the book), and most specifically the Witch King. He is just the coolest. Read his backstory. The dude is the one who destroyed Arnor beyond repair, broke the line of kings in Gondor, and is secretly responsible for virtually everything bad that has happened to the Dunadain and their kingdoms.
It’s basically like:
Sauron: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” He promptly gets killed by said kings.
Witch King: “Imma kill the Dunadain kings and break their kingdoms.” Promptly reduces Arnor to ruins and not only kills the kings but wipes out 90% of the Dunadain just to be sure. Then moves in next door to Gondor, wipes out all the Dunadain kings there, and proceeds to make war on Gondor for a thousand years as an afterthought.
Yeah, there’s a reason Sauron just sat on his ass in LotR and let the Witch King run everything.
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I know its unoriginal, but Gollum. His hunched, lithe physicality is a joy to act, and the way he behaves is absolutely terrifying in all the right ways.
My least favourite is Melkor. Morgoth. After reading about Sauron, despite Melkor being supposedly stronger, they came off as such similar entities that Melkor, not being the subject of the Lord of the Rings himself, ends up being a second to the Shadow in the East.
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That’s also the reason as to which Sauron is not on my list. Although he is the bbeg, the witch king is the one who does the work. It’s like Beerus and Frieza, or Goldfinger and Oddjob. He gets more screen time and is outright badass.
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I gotta agree with you guys on the Witch King. Ohhhh my gosh yes. He's awesome, don't know how I spaced him....
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The Witch King does the work because he’s categorically stronger then Sauron, who loses every fight he ever gets into. Besides having complete invincibility against virtually all his enemies, the Witch King is simply more powerful. He created a plague that wiped out nearly half the world (I’m not kidding. It spread across nearly every settlement of the Free Peoples and wiped out massive amounts of their populations). He summoned the worst winter in history that halved those populations again a century later, and is the reason the North is so cold. He created the greatest amount of undead in history (the Barrow-Wights). He didn’t just kill his enemies, he tortured and destroyed them so completely they ceased to exist. Arnor is the perfect example of what happens when the Witch King wants to kill you.
You have to take a second to realize: The reason settlements are so few, the reason Gondor is an iota of its former strength, the reason the world is so dark and dangerous, in fact every single problem with Middle Earth in LotR is solely due to the Witch King. While Sauron is playing around with his Rings to try and destroy the world, the Witch King actually did it. Without being under Sauron’s control, might I add. Sauron was down for the count while the Witch King did all this.
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So basically yeah, the reason the Witch King does everything in LotR is simply because he just one-ups Sauron in virtually every way. If Sauron didn’t control him, the Witch King would be in charge.
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You are the MAN Lego. Like dam, you know you’re stuff. I also like your point that Sauron was out of order while the witch king was rampaging through middle earth and dealing 4 times the amount of damage Sauron ever did.
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Thanks man :). Here’s a thought, what would the Witch-King do if Sauron lost control of him. Would he oust Sauron? Co-lead with him? Continue serving him? The Witch-King could kick Sauron’s ass in a fight, no problem.
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I think considering the fact that because of Sauron he’s stuck in this halfway through death kind of plane of existence, and that he has been enslaved and controlled for thousands of years, I think he’d kick his ass and take the throne. Oh and hed make Sauron what he used to be.
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Yeah, I think even fully powered Sauron wouldn’t be able to take the Witch-King. I mean, he gets his ass kicked by a large greyhound in the Silmarillion. There’s literally never been a single fight Sauron has got into without losing.
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Since Christmas is coming up, let’s talk about our favourite LotR present: swords. Tell us what swords you have and tell us a bit about them! My swords:
The United Cutlery official movie replica of Orcrist. It’s simply the coolest sword in LotR, and manages to be perfectly usable while looking badass. It’s really well made and is actually quite functional, if extremely large and heavy (it weighs 8 lbs!); as it’s blade is actually the same shape as a machete, and I actually use it as one as I love bushwhacking and machetes are expensive (I live on a farm, btw). The thing smacks off 2 inch thick branches like they’re twigs, and doesn’t have a mark on it.
I also have a cheap replica of the Witch-King’s sword, but it’s seriously cheap and crappy. I gave it a test run on a bush to see if it was up for machete duty and it literally deteriorated, the handle is barely hanging on and it feels like it’s about to fall apart. It’s now strictly a wall-hanger, tho it still looks cheap. It’s generally a disappointment.
And lastly I have Legolas’s knives, made by some company that appears to have access to the official United Cutlery blueprints as it looks virtually identical to the official replica. They’re actually quite high quality, as I know a bit about blacksmithing I can tell the blades have been tempered and are far harder then even United Cutlery’s swords, and they actually hold a proper edge. Please don’t tell the police I have a pair of fully functional two foot scimitars. These are second only to Orcrist in terms of my favourites.
I’ve got some other stuff like a cheap Glamdring dagger and I used to have a functional replica of Legolas’s bow (with a 30 lb draw weight, capable of felling deer) but it broke, but those are the main stuff.
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You misunderstand. Sauron doesn't win battles. He wins wars. He single-handedly forced all elves from Middle Earth, lead to the demise of the dwarven kingdoms, crippled Gondor, and did this while in command of Angmar. Witch King is a powerful fighter, but he's not Sauron - he could never be half as smart or a quarter as tactical as the Lord of Mordor, who directed the Witch King's power.
If the Witch King was a government assassin, Sauron would be the entire intelligence organisation they work for.
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Sauron is a master tactician. You would never expect Winston Churchill to take down an entire army of trained fighters in his nightgown, would you? But that doesn't mean he can't cripple the German forces alongside his allies.
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Wooden blade (now broken) made for me when I went to kindergarten. Uhhhhhh... I have a literal recurve bow (28 lbs draw weight, capable of shooting over 50 metres) but have been so unenthused by archery lately I haven't used it in months.
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Question: If elven rope is smart and self-aware (it can recognise itself and untie its own knots), does that mean cutting elven rope is unethical and tantamount to physical abuse?
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Uhhh, I have no recollection of Sauron forcing elves to leave Middle Earth. And actually, he wasn’t in command of Angmar, he simply told the Witch-King to do it, and it was exclusively the Witch-King who crippled Gondor. He killed the king, led the war, Sauron was actually hiding in the east at the time cause he was terrified Gandalf was gonna get him and had no contact with the Witch-King at all. The Witch-King did all his stuff under his own direction. Sauron said “destroy the Dunadain and screw up Middle Earth” and left it at that. Tolkien is explicit on this.
Honestly I see this all the time and it annoys me. Sauron has done basically nothing to Middle Earth. The Witch-King has done virtually everything. Gondor, Arnor, the north, they’re all the Witch-King. Sauron’s biggest impact was making Mirkwood dark and scary.
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Oh sweet, the best recurve bow I ever had was the 30-lb draw weight Legolas one, tho I have a 45 lb compound bow I don’t really like.
Oh yeah I have a lot of weapons guys, btw. Lol.
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I have my exact replica of sting. It’s so cool and a perfect replica. By far my best product. The hand feels so nice, although I know there are versions where the details on the wood are indented, mine are just painted on, and I own the very same Orcrist that you do.
I have a very small whittling knife that I have used several times to make things. I recreated Legolas’ bow with it. Although I don’t use it because I don’t want to break it, I use a modernized long bow made from fiber.
And finally I have my axe of doom. A deadly weapon that was forged deep in the heart of Raleigh Durham, at a small blacksmith shop called “Guitar Center”. With 3 different pickups of magical damage and six strings of unstoppable force, my axe is almost as deadly as a fully grown red dragon. When using a small plastic attuning item, the axe can be very versatile. It has a deadly pair of blood red and white coloring, and when it’s name is said, a shiver runs down your back. “Fender, The Stratocaster.”
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Man, that’s one deadly axe. Mine’s called the Ibanez. And it only has two pickups, and about 4 strings left.
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