My other pet, a flumph, evolves. It is now extremely adorable. All of my enemies take 20424 psychic damage or straight up join my side due to the fact they don't want to fight the flumph. This is only avoidable if you have no moral values.
Oh, sweet! I have no moral values. I hit the flumph with a stick and make faces at it.
Upon hitting the flumph, it's sad face makes you gain moral values. Also, all of your subjects hate you now.
Guilt makes you take 50973 psychic damage.
Joke’s on you! I feel no guilt. I kick the flumph into the underground.
Your subjects hate you now, they all unite to perform a banishment ritual.
Meanwhile, my tarrasque (seriously, I need some name suggestions) rescues the flumph, no damage done.
(Norman)
(For the Tarrasque or the flumph? And I want names for both, anyways.)
I take note that you said out loud your prison is breaking. Thanks, I'll call maintenance to fix the 4th wall immediately.
That breaks the third seal, as the last part of the ritual is trying to stop the ritual.
I devour your Flumph, obliterating it instantly.
Eating the flumph gives you moral values, as the flumph has evolved to be one of the cutest things in the universe. You take 51837 psychic damage from guilt.
Meanwhile, I hope there isn't as much lore involved this time.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I take note that you said out loud your prison is breaking. Thanks, I'll call maintenance to fix the 4th wall immediately.
That breaks the third seal, as the last part of the ritual is trying to stop the ritual.
I devour your Flumph, obliterating it instantly.
Eating the flumph gives you moral values, as the flumph has evolved to be one of the cutest things in the universe. You take 51837 psychic damage from guilt.
Meanwhile, I hope there isn't as much lore involved this time.
However, I already have moral values... they are simply inverted. I heal that much damage from pure pride.
I take note that you said out loud your prison is breaking. Thanks, I'll call maintenance to fix the 4th wall immediately.
That breaks the third seal, as the last part of the ritual is trying to stop the ritual.
I devour your Flumph, obliterating it instantly.
Eating the flumph gives you moral values, as the flumph has evolved to be one of the cutest things in the universe. You take 51837 psychic damage from guilt.
Meanwhile, I hope there isn't as much lore involved this time.
I take note that you said out loud your prison is breaking. Thanks, I'll call maintenance to fix the 4th wall immediately.
That breaks the third seal, as the last part of the ritual is trying to stop the ritual.
I devour your Flumph, obliterating it instantly.
Eating the flumph gives you moral values, as the flumph has evolved to be one of the cutest things in the universe. You take 51837 psychic damage from guilt.
Meanwhile, I hope there isn't as much lore involved this time.
However, I already have moral values... they are simply inverted. I heal that much damage from pure pride.
The flumph tastes terrible. You vomit. However, you heal 49689 psychic damage from pleasure. Aka,.you take that much damage.
Meanwhile, I STILL am hoping there is less lore this time, while trying to put you in a cage of solid, unbreakable potassiumite.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Norman the tarrasque. Don the flumph.
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What were you saying?
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I begin to bake a cake for the welcome party.
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I take note that you said out loud your prison is breaking. Thanks, I'll call maintenance to fix the 4th wall immediately.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
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And in doing so break the second seal, as cake-baking is part of the summoning ritual.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Oops.
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I apply to join the maintenance team.
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That breaks the third seal, as the last part of the ritual is trying to stop the ritual.
I devour your Flumph, obliterating it instantly.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I inform maintenance the seals are breaking. They go down and fix them effective immediately.
I watch Don the Flumph play with Norman the Tarrasque. I also hope that if the seals DO break, there won't be as much lore involved.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
You are given an interview.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I loudly say “Oh my!”
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Eating the flumph gives you moral values, as the flumph has evolved to be one of the cutest things in the universe. You take 51837 psychic damage from guilt.
Meanwhile, I hope there isn't as much lore involved this time.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I put it in my pocket.
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However, I already have moral values... they are simply inverted. I heal that much damage from pure pride.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
you are now half elder evil and half flumph
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The head of maintenance says "wow, you can fit interviews in your pocket? Really interesting skill. Anything else I should know?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Thousands of eyes turn to you, as a long, black tentacle reaches out and pets your head.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“You’re really bad at your job. You let that elder evil loose.” I nod to the elder evil standing right behind me.
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The flumph tastes terrible. You vomit. However, you heal 49689 psychic damage from pleasure. Aka,.you take that much damage.
Meanwhile, I STILL am hoping there is less lore this time, while trying to put you in a cage of solid, unbreakable potassiumite.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
You fail to get the job. "But didn't you baking that cake set him free?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig