I cast Greater Restoration on the Infinite Abyss of Potatoes, and turn it into the Infinite Mountain of Potatoes.
I flatten it with a hydraulic press and turn it back into the Infinite Abyss of Potatoes.
I go to Mechanus and find the settings for every magnetic field in the entire Planescape.
I rotate the magnetic fields 3° clockwise, and press save.
A professor stands in a lab, unnerving, starting at their creation in front of them. Soon, this shall solve all of the world's problems. As long as nobody rotates all magnetic fields in the entire planescape 3 degrees clockwise...
The scientist swears eternal vengeance.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I cast Greater Restoration on the Infinite Abyss of Potatoes, and turn it into the Infinite Mountain of Potatoes.
I flatten it with a hydraulic press and turn it back into the Infinite Abyss of Potatoes.
I go to Mechanus and find the settings for every magnetic field in the entire Planescape.
I rotate the magnetic fields 3° clockwise, and press save.
A professor stands in a lab, unnerving, starting at their creation in front of them. Soon, this shall solve all of the world's problems. As long as nobody rotates all magnetic fields in the entire planescape 3 degrees clockwise...
The scientist swears eternal vengeance.
I bleep out their swearing.
I then turn them into a 5-meter-long frog with 7 eyes and 8 toes on each foot.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I cast Greater Restoration on the Infinite Abyss of Potatoes, and turn it into the Infinite Mountain of Potatoes.
I flatten it with a hydraulic press and turn it back into the Infinite Abyss of Potatoes.
I go to Mechanus and find the settings for every magnetic field in the entire Planescape.
I rotate the magnetic fields 3° clockwise, and press save.
A professor stands in a lab, unnerving, starting at their creation in front of them. Soon, this shall solve all of the world's problems. As long as nobody rotates all magnetic fields in the entire planescape 3 degrees clockwise...
The scientist swears eternal vengeance.
I bleep out their swearing.
I then turn them into a 5-meter-long frog with 7 eyes and 8 toes on each foot.
They now swear their eternal vengeance in ribbitspeak. The frog goes on to start a franchise themed around a cast of characters with them as the main character. They change their name to Kermit.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I cast Greater Restoration on the Infinite Abyss of Potatoes, and turn it into the Infinite Mountain of Potatoes.
I flatten it with a hydraulic press and turn it back into the Infinite Abyss of Potatoes.
I go to Mechanus and find the settings for every magnetic field in the entire Planescape.
I rotate the magnetic fields 3° clockwise, and press save.
A professor stands in a lab, unnerving, starting at their creation in front of them. Soon, this shall solve all of the world's problems. As long as nobody rotates all magnetic fields in the entire planescape 3 degrees clockwise...
The scientist swears eternal vengeance.
I bleep out their swearing.
I then turn them into a 5-meter-long frog with 7 eyes and 8 toes on each foot.
They now swear their eternal vengeance in ribbitspeak. The frog goes on to start a franchise themed around a cast of characters with them as the main character. They change their name to Kermit.
I give them the permanent title of "(Kermit the) Eldritch Horror", and use the power of Mechanus and some hacking to make it unchangeable.
Then I use an indestructible boat to ride a tributary of the River Styx down through the Abyss at Mach {∞³×π⁸}.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I cast Greater Restoration on the Infinite Abyss of Potatoes, and turn it into the Infinite Mountain of Potatoes.
I flatten it with a hydraulic press and turn it back into the Infinite Abyss of Potatoes.
I go to Mechanus and find the settings for every magnetic field in the entire Planescape.
I rotate the magnetic fields 3° clockwise, and press save.
A professor stands in a lab, unnerving, starting at their creation in front of them. Soon, this shall solve all of the world's problems. As long as nobody rotates all magnetic fields in the entire planescape 3 degrees clockwise...
The scientist swears eternal vengeance.
I bleep out their swearing.
I then turn them into a 5-meter-long frog with 7 eyes and 8 toes on each foot.
They now swear their eternal vengeance in ribbitspeak. The frog goes on to start a franchise themed around a cast of characters with them as the main character. They change their name to Kermit.
I give them the permanent title of "(Kermit the) Eldritch Horror", and use the power of Mechanus and some hacking to make it unchangeable.
Then I use an indestructible boat to ride a tributary of the River Styx down through the Abyss at Mach {∞³×π⁸}.
The boat is driven by a math/science teacher who scoffs at your formulas. She throws you into the styx. The river just turns out to be made of melted down sticks, and someone just messed up the spelling to make it Styx.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
In an effort to end the thread's two day death cycle, I move to Australia and begin gathering a ship and crew in order to plunder merchant vessels.
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JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
I flatten it with a hydraulic press and turn it back into the Infinite Abyss of Potatoes.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I go to Mechanus and find the settings for every magnetic field in the entire Planescape.
I rotate the magnetic fields 3° clockwise, and press save.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
A professor stands in a lab, unnerving, starting at their creation in front of them. Soon, this shall solve all of the world's problems. As long as nobody rotates all magnetic fields in the entire planescape 3 degrees clockwise...
The scientist swears eternal vengeance.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I bleep out their swearing.
I then turn them into a 5-meter-long frog with 7 eyes and 8 toes on each foot.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
They now swear their eternal vengeance in ribbitspeak. The frog goes on to start a franchise themed around a cast of characters with them as the main character. They change their name to Kermit.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I give them the permanent title of "(Kermit the) Eldritch Horror", and use the power of Mechanus and some hacking to make it unchangeable.
Then I use an indestructible boat to ride a tributary of the River Styx down through the Abyss at Mach {∞³×π⁸}.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The boat is driven by a math/science teacher who scoffs at your formulas. She throws you into the styx. The river just turns out to be made of melted down sticks, and someone just messed up the spelling to make it Styx.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I drink the entire River Styx, regurgitate it into Limbo, and then replace it with the River Sicks.
Instead of having the effect of Feeblemind, it has the effect of Power Word Stun.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Kermit the Eldritch Horror attempts to create a source of hydro energy from the River Sicks. Then autocorrect turns it into the River Socks.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I use my magic of grammar and spelling to transform the River Socks into the River Sucks.
Falling into the River Sucks pulls you under, and requires a DC 20 Strength check to get your head out of the water.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Kermit gets rich off of his hydro energy buisness from the River Sucks (even though the energy quality there sucks) and starts a TV show.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I curse Kermit to fall in love with a very violent pig.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The pig joins the TV show and becomes a celebrity.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I frame the pig for a diamond robbery.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Hello.
#NikiFem
I am the REAL Slim Shady.
Heyo, Wylin!
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
are you nikki or just supporting
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Supporting.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
The pig admits to it, even though you framed them. Your brain explodes from confusion.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
In an effort to end the thread's two day death cycle, I move to Australia and begin gathering a ship and crew in order to plunder merchant vessels.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.