In an effort to end the thread's two day death cycle, I move to Australia and begin gathering a ship and crew in order to plunder merchant vessels.
The merchant vessel raiding grants you plenty of potatoes. I advertise Nothic's Bloody Barnacle thread hoping to receive payment for it.
Then the cabbage man steals and eats all of your plundered potatoes proudly in your sleep.
My hearty crew and I attack the cabbage man, hoping to send him to the depths, never to return.
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He asks the crew if they want some mashed potatoes.
The crew accept, in a rather hearty way.
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I object to the potatoes being mashed and cite the Geneva Convention.
My crew of pirates begins debating whether or not the potatoes are included in the Geneva Convention. The crew is now split into two warring factions, one believing that potatoes have rights and the other believing that they do not.
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I object to the potatoes being mashed and cite the Geneva Convention.
My crew of pirates begins debating whether or not the potatoes are included in the Geneva Convention. The crew is now split into two warring factions, one believing that potatoes have rights and the other believing that they do not.
The cabbage man eats potato flavored popcorn whole watching the battle.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The merchant vessel raiding grants you plenty of potatoes. I advertise Nothic's Bloody Barnacle thread hoping to receive payment for it.
Then the cabbage man steals and eats all of your plundered potatoes proudly in your sleep.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
My hearty crew and I attack the cabbage man, hoping to send him to the depths, never to return.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
A pirate steals your shoes.
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He asks the crew if they want some mashed potatoes.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
a shark steals them from the pirate
I don't chase after the shark and start asking Nothic where my advertising payment is.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
the shark stole that too
The crew accept, in a rather hearty way.
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I say run to the store at 842 miles per hour, buy some shark biscuits, then run back at 1139 miles per hour and offer them to the shark.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The potatoes taste very mashed. The cabbage man escapes while the crew eats...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I object to the potatoes being mashed and cite the Geneva Convention.
Terra Lubridia archive:
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My crew of pirates begins debating whether or not the potatoes are included in the Geneva Convention. The crew is now split into two warring factions, one believing that potatoes have rights and the other believing that they do not.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
The cabbage man eats potato flavored popcorn whole watching the battle.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*SPORADIC RETURN OF LEGOLAS AND CONGA LINE PART 20000*
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
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I kill Legolas and take his conga line for myself.
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Tiamat’s conga line eats all potatoes in sight.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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I’m in the conga line and the conga line’s immune to harm, see my extended sig
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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Very well. I join the conga line.
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he graciously accepts, giving back the shoes and payment
I fill the shoes with 1984 pounds of asbestos.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
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"Honk."