The part of my pirate crew that believes potatoes should have rights are outraged by the conga line's actions and swear vengeance.
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In an effort to end the thread's two day death cycle, I move to Australia and begin gathering a ship and crew in order to plunder merchant vessels.
The merchant vessel raiding grants you plenty of potatoes. I advertise Nothic's Bloody Barnacle thread hoping to receive payment for it.
Then the cabbage man steals and eats all of your plundered potatoes proudly in your sleep.
A pirate steals your shoes.
a shark steals them from the pirate
I don't chase after the shark and start asking Nothic where my advertising payment is.
the shark stole that too
I say run to the store at 858 miles per hour, buy some shark biscuits, then run back at 968 miles per hour and offer them to the shark.
he graciously accepts, giving back the shoes and payment
I fill the shoes with 1910 pounds of asbestos.
I mix the potatoes with the abestos, creating a new creature called the abato. 126 abatoes join the conga line, while the others begin bowing down to the potato and potassium gods.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
In an effort to end the thread's two day death cycle, I move to Australia and begin gathering a ship and crew in order to plunder merchant vessels.
The merchant vessel raiding grants you plenty of potatoes. I advertise Nothic's Bloody Barnacle thread hoping to receive payment for it.
Then the cabbage man steals and eats all of your plundered potatoes proudly in your sleep.
A pirate steals your shoes.
a shark steals them from the pirate
I don't chase after the shark and start asking Nothic where my advertising payment is.
the shark stole that too
I say run to the store at 858 miles per hour, buy some shark biscuits, then run back at 968 miles per hour and offer them to the shark.
he graciously accepts, giving back the shoes and payment
I fill the shoes with 1910 pounds of asbestos.
I mix the potatoes with the abestos, creating a new creature called the abato. 107 abatoes join the conga line, while the others begin bowing down to the potato and potassium gods.
The entire conga line, and the potato and potassium gods, all get cancer from being exposed to the asbestos in the abatoes.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
In an effort to end the thread's two day death cycle, I move to Australia and begin gathering a ship and crew in order to plunder merchant vessels.
The merchant vessel raiding grants you plenty of potatoes. I advertise Nothic's Bloody Barnacle thread hoping to receive payment for it.
Then the cabbage man steals and eats all of your plundered potatoes proudly in your sleep.
A pirate steals your shoes.
a shark steals them from the pirate
I don't chase after the shark and start asking Nothic where my advertising payment is.
the shark stole that too
I say run to the store at 858 miles per hour, buy some shark biscuits, then run back at 968 miles per hour and offer them to the shark.
he graciously accepts, giving back the shoes and payment
I fill the shoes with 1910 pounds of asbestos.
I mix the potatoes with the abestos, creating a new creature called the abato. 107 abatoes join the conga line, while the others begin bowing down to the potato and potassium gods.
The entire conga line, and the potato and potassium gods, all get cancer from being exposed to the asbestos in the abatoes.
Not knowing what asbestos actually is (and never having bothered to look it up before), I now look it up. I then start a fire and wear armor made of asbestos.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
In an effort to end the thread's two day death cycle, I move to Australia and begin gathering a ship and crew in order to plunder merchant vessels.
The merchant vessel raiding grants you plenty of potatoes. I advertise Nothic's Bloody Barnacle thread hoping to receive payment for it.
Then the cabbage man steals and eats all of your plundered potatoes proudly in your sleep.
A pirate steals your shoes.
a shark steals them from the pirate
I don't chase after the shark and start asking Nothic where my advertising payment is.
the shark stole that too
I say run to the store at 858 miles per hour, buy some shark biscuits, then run back at 968 miles per hour and offer them to the shark.
he graciously accepts, giving back the shoes and payment
I fill the shoes with 1910 pounds of asbestos.
I mix the potatoes with the abestos, creating a new creature called the abato. 107 abatoes join the conga line, while the others begin bowing down to the potato and potassium gods.
The entire conga line, and the potato and potassium gods, all get cancer from being exposed to the asbestos in the abatoes.
*Insert me explaining how the conga line is immune to damage again*
Tiamat teleports a small army of clerics in to help with the outbreak.
In an effort to end the thread's two day death cycle, I move to Australia and begin gathering a ship and crew in order to plunder merchant vessels.
The merchant vessel raiding grants you plenty of potatoes. I advertise Nothic's Bloody Barnacle thread hoping to receive payment for it.
Then the cabbage man steals and eats all of your plundered potatoes proudly in your sleep.
A pirate steals your shoes.
a shark steals them from the pirate
I don't chase after the shark and start asking Nothic where my advertising payment is.
the shark stole that too
I say run to the store at 858 miles per hour, buy some shark biscuits, then run back at 968 miles per hour and offer them to the shark.
he graciously accepts, giving back the shoes and payment
I fill the shoes with 1910 pounds of asbestos.
I mix the potatoes with the abestos, creating a new creature called the abato. 107 abatoes join the conga line, while the others begin bowing down to the potato and potassium gods.
The entire conga line, and the potato and potassium gods, all get cancer from being exposed to the asbestos in the abatoes.
Not knowing what asbestos actually is (and never having bothered to look it up before), I now look it up. I then start a fire and wear armor made of asbestos.
You get cancer from the asbestos armor.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
The part of my pirate crew that believes potatoes should have rights are outraged by the conga line's actions and swear vengeance.
*Just realized there were potatoes in the conga line. THE CONGA LINE IS EATING ITSELF*
The conga line becomes broken, and Bahamut's disco party 'coincedentally' goes through the crack and prevents it from reforming. It has grown to the size of a small army.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
In an effort to end the thread's two day death cycle, I move to Australia and begin gathering a ship and crew in order to plunder merchant vessels.
The merchant vessel raiding grants you plenty of potatoes. I advertise Nothic's Bloody Barnacle thread hoping to receive payment for it.
Then the cabbage man steals and eats all of your plundered potatoes proudly in your sleep.
A pirate steals your shoes.
a shark steals them from the pirate
I don't chase after the shark and start asking Nothic where my advertising payment is.
the shark stole that too
I say run to the store at 858 miles per hour, buy some shark biscuits, then run back at 968 miles per hour and offer them to the shark.
he graciously accepts, giving back the shoes and payment
I fill the shoes with 1910 pounds of asbestos.
I mix the potatoes with the abestos, creating a new creature called the abato. 107 abatoes join the conga line, while the others begin bowing down to the potato and potassium gods.
The entire conga line, and the potato and potassium gods, all get cancer from being exposed to the asbestos in the abatoes.
Not knowing what asbestos actually is (and never having bothered to look it up before), I now look it up. I then start a fire and wear armor made of asbestos.
You get cancer from the asbestos armor.
It can't be! I've eaten so much potassium as the potassium god! I'm practically immune to disease!
I go see a doctor.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I go to the settings in Mechanus and turn every 8 into ∞.
Then I hit save, and watch as the chaos unfolds.
The world suddenly turns into a Mario kart track. I throw banana peels everywhere. Like, EVERYWHERE.
I go back into settings and replace the potassium in all bananas with napalm, and hit save.
I travel back in time to 5 minutes before you went in and did that, then quickly switch the signs between potassium replacement and Kasrik exploding.
I travel back in time to 350 years before that, change the password an stuff so that you can't use it, save it, then travel back forward to the present.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I go to the settings in Mechanus and turn every 8 into ∞.
Then I hit save, and watch as the chaos unfolds.
The world suddenly turns into a Mario kart track. I throw banana peels everywhere. Like, EVERYWHERE.
I go back into settings and replace the potassium in all bananas with napalm, and hit save.
I travel back in time to 5 minutes before you went in and did that, then quickly switch the signs between potassium replacement and Kasrik exploding.
I travel back in time to 350 years before that, change the password an stuff so that you can't use it, save it, then travel back forward to the present.
The butterfly effect causes your house to now be filled to the brim with potatoes. While you're cleaning them out, I hack into Mechanus and change the settings back.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I go to the settings in Mechanus and turn every 8 into ∞.
Then I hit save, and watch as the chaos unfolds.
The world suddenly turns into a Mario kart track. I throw banana peels everywhere. Like, EVERYWHERE.
I go back into settings and replace the potassium in all bananas with napalm, and hit save.
I travel back in time to 5 minutes before you went in and did that, then quickly switch the signs between potassium replacement and Kasrik exploding.
I travel back in time to 350 years before that, change the password an stuff so that you can't use it, save it, then travel back forward to the present.
The butterfly effect causes your house to now be filled to the brim with potatoes. While you're cleaning them out, I hack into Mechanus and change the settings back.
I go into Mechanus and delete you from existence.
Then I delete Mechanus and hit save.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I go to the settings in Mechanus and turn every 8 into ∞.
Then I hit save, and watch as the chaos unfolds.
The world suddenly turns into a Mario kart track. I throw banana peels everywhere. Like, EVERYWHERE.
I go back into settings and replace the potassium in all bananas with napalm, and hit save.
I travel back in time to 5 minutes before you went in and did that, then quickly switch the signs between potassium replacement and Kasrik exploding.
I travel back in time to 350 years before that, change the password an stuff so that you can't use it, save it, then travel back forward to the present.
The butterfly effect causes your house to now be filled to the brim with potatoes. While you're cleaning them out, I hack into Mechanus and change the settings back.
I go into Mechanus and delete you from existence.
Then I delete Mechanus and hit save.
Unfortunately, I'm too chaotic to be effected by Mechanus's orderly ways.
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS COOKIE CHAOS CHAOS
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The part of my pirate crew that believes potatoes should have rights are outraged by the conga line's actions and swear vengeance.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
I mix the potatoes with the abestos, creating a new creature called the abato. 126 abatoes join the conga line, while the others begin bowing down to the potato and potassium gods.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The entire conga line, and the potato and potassium gods, all get cancer from being exposed to the asbestos in the abatoes.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Not knowing what asbestos actually is (and never having bothered to look it up before), I now look it up. I then start a fire and wear armor made of asbestos.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Just realized there were potatoes in the conga line. THE CONGA LINE IS EATING ITSELF*
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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*Insert me explaining how the conga line is immune to damage again*
Tiamat teleports a small army of clerics in to help with the outbreak.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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You get cancer from the asbestos armor.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The conga line becomes broken, and Bahamut's disco party 'coincedentally' goes through the crack and prevents it from reforming. It has grown to the size of a small army.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
It can't be! I've eaten so much potassium as the potassium god! I'm practically immune to disease!
I go see a doctor.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Hey, Kas! R U gonna return to the 7 Rings soon?
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
I go to the settings in Mechanus and turn every 8 into ∞.
Then I hit save, and watch as the chaos unfolds.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The world suddenly turns into a Mario kart track. I throw banana peels everywhere. Like, EVERYWHERE.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I note the thread didn't undergo the 2-day death cycle! Yippee!
Instead it was 3.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
lol yeh
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I go back into settings and replace the potassium in all bananas with napalm, and hit save.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I travel back in time to 5 minutes before you went in and did that, then quickly switch the signs between potassium replacement and Kasrik exploding.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I travel back in time to 350 years before that, change the password an stuff so that you can't use it, save it, then travel back forward to the present.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The butterfly effect causes your house to now be filled to the brim with potatoes. While you're cleaning them out, I hack into Mechanus and change the settings back.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I go into Mechanus and delete you from existence.
Then I delete Mechanus and hit save.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Unfortunately, I'm too chaotic to be effected by Mechanus's orderly ways.
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS COOKIE CHAOS CHAOS
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ