I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
The banana only strengthens it!! I utter the first of the fourteen sacred phrases! “らせん階段”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
Also, make a Con save to avoid getting 6 levels of exhaustion and instantly dying. (you only get 5 levels of exhaustion on a success.)
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
You forgot the Con Save.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
You forgot the Con Save.
Noooo8
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
You forgot the Con Save.
Noooo19
I give you potassium deficiency, and that means disadvantage on Constitution Saving Throws! (And basically every other one, but Con especially!)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
You forgot the Con Save.
Noooo19
It was DC 30...
You Dø.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
The scribes decree you as holy since rubidium has a half-life older than the universe. My thri-kreen incorporate you into their religion.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I politely refuse the thri-kreen's offer
Treading the Threads.
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
(Nevermind, just a familiar emoticon)
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I turn a rock into a proton bomb and throw it at Gibber.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
*Emoticon?*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
I block it with ease.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I eated it...and now explode.
yAbBa DaBbA dOo
Life's amusing and it knows
*}:-) this happy fellow.*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I implode your exploded remains, so that you re-form.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The banana only strengthens it!! I utter the first of the fourteen sacred phrases! “らせん階段”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
Also, make a Con save to avoid getting 6 levels of exhaustion and instantly dying. (you only get 5 levels of exhaustion on a success.)
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
You forgot the Con Save.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Noooo8
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I give you potassium deficiency, and that means disadvantage on Constitution Saving Throws! (And basically every other one, but Con especially!)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
It was DC 30...
You Dø.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
And no Stand can bring back the dead…
But True Resurrection can!
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.