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Link, Skibi/

*Suddenly Bohr14 was graplled and imprisoned by the PDK*

 I murder you without a thought and resume talking.

Ok Finnaly I will play Hads at real life!!!

i eat a potato.

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Ok Finnaly I will play Hads at real life!!!

 I grab my sword and start a run.

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Ok Finnaly I will play Hads at real life!!!

 I grab my sword and start a run.

 A cat appears in the ground, trips you, and then disappears again.

ugh... OK I have stil HP!

So you're just crawling?

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So you're just crawling?

 Lol

Jim appears and begins attacking you. (It's for his second internship)

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I get a new cup of souls that Jim has freshly harvested. He also offers Link a cup. "Void if you steal these ones as well, we will instantly condemn you as Theef. Instead we're going to politely discuss the possibility of you being Theef.

I can give you your own cup if you ask, though!"

 I smile but pass.

 Jim respects your decision and leaves for the second internship I just mentioned.

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I get a new cup of souls that Jim has freshly harvested. He also offers Link a cup. "Void if you steal these ones as well, we will instantly condemn you as Theef. Instead we're going to politely discuss the possibility of you being Theef.

I can give you your own cup if you ask, though!"

 "uh... who's theef?"

 "Oh. This is awkward." I give an explanation of who Theef is (Serious explanation incoming, boooo).

"You see, there has been mass theft of potatoes and occasionally other produce across the world. They always disappear when not looked at, and potatoes have become extremely scarce now, causing mass famine. We have identified these thefts to some mysterious burglar named Theef, who has the ability to either steal things extremely quickly or outright just make them disappear indirectly. We have not identified which of these methods is used, but what we do know is Theef has innate ability to steal. We have also deduced that they have some sort of alternate plane that they can use to store everything, which is why we haven't been able to find any mass collections of potatoes anywhere on the Material Plane.

We have tasked ourselves with the goal of finding, identifying and capturing Theef. With our only knowledge being that Theef has innate stealing ability and an alternate storage space, we consider you a potential suspect as we lack any other leads."

*Out of character bit of knowledge, I'm Theef lol. Tana has also been doing Theef stuff.*

Understanding that things are getting too serious and this is supposed to be an unserious thread, Jim does a backflip and it's very cool. I thank Jim for his help.

 "I see... I don't know who this theef is, but something has been pressing on the void, I just havent felt like exploring it, might that be where the items having been stolen are?"

 *I am suspicious of both of you, but this is not only business (robbing me), but also personal (stealing Jeffery from Golden.)*

 *See, forgive me if I've said this before because to be honest I can't remember and it could have slipped past DDB's search system, but I have the system for how Theef does stuff planned out. Only me and Tana know said system (although she may not follow the same one). I just don't wanna reveal everything from the get go so you'll have to find the limitations Theef has yourselves.

Anyways regarding void*

"Interesting... We'll look into that next. But first, do you have any way to verify yourself as not Theef? Perhaps some way to prove that within the infinite space of the void, you're not storing any potatoes?"